Oh yea...uhh...sorry my chapters aren't as long as i thought they were i'm still new
Dislcaimer- Kasey Does not own Yu-Gi-Oh, but I think Hazen might...huh? I heard my name (FYI: when theres writing up here, in bold, and its slanted, thats Hazen. Same thing in my profile) tee hee hee
"Uh...did...did you say...30 dollars?" Yami asked twitching. "That's right kid." the 34 year old dude said. "Uh..."
"HEY GET BACK HERE YOU PUNK!" the 34 year old dude said as Yami ran out of the store, trying to drag the chocolate with him. "You'll never take me alive loser!" Yami said as he ran down the street. He looked back. He saw a random police officer after him." OH SHIT!" Yami said turning his head back around.
He ran into an alley to hide. Horrible mistake number 1. He started to walk again thinking that the cop wouldn't be after him. "Ey you, get outta my house." Yami froze. He turned to his horror to find...a bum? "A bum! OH MAN! I THOUGHT THEY WERE EXTINCT!" Yami shouted. "No, I'm alive and well," Bum (yes, his name is Bum) said. "Are you sure? You're wearing raggedy old clothes and you smell like dead - I SAID I WAS FINE!" Bum interrupted him.
"Ok, ok." Yami said trying to hide the chocolate. "Hey kid. I'll get you home with that chocolate...If you give me... tree fiddy." Bum said. "uh...tree fiddy?" Yami repeated. "That's right...treeeee fiddy..." Bum started staring into space... ' I'll have to use Bum to get home. He needs tree fiddy though. And I can't give him my money cause that's what Kasey told me...RA!" Yami thought as he made random expressions on his face.
With Hazen And Bakura...
"OHH! I wanna smell the perfume!" Bakura yelled as he pointed at the lady in the dress holding out perfume. Hazen slapped him across the head. " No baka!" Hazen yelled. "Hey look, it's that girl Anzu." Bakura pointed out. Hazen face turned bright pink. She started grinning. "Bakura, my ignorate...hot- what?" Bakura interupted. "Nothing, my point is. If we blow up the mall," she started. "Yea..." Bakura was lost... "And Anzu's in it...she'll get blown up too!" Hazen exclaimed. Bakura squealed in delight. "Tee hee hee! You're right! Hurry up! I wanna blow them up!" Bakura shouted.
So for the past few minutes, Hazen and Bakura went through the mall looking for a place to plant the bomb. Bakura went to Limited Too...O.o
"Ok, I did it," Hazen said coming out of a shop. "Where'd you put it?" Bakura asked. "Hot Topic," she said grinning. Bakura's eyes went wide and he just looked at her in awe. "HOT TOPIC? NO! TAKE IT OUT! THAT'S WHERE I GET ALL OF MY THREE DAYS GRACE SHIRTS (I had to say that. I love three days grace)!" he yelled in her face. "It's too late now! Come on!" Hazen grabbed Bakura's hand and literally dragged him out.
"Besides," Hazen started. She pulled out what she had in her bag. "THREE DAYS GRACE!" Bakura yelled so loud it echoed through out the mall. He smiled uncontrollably and squeezed his new shirts. "Now let's go you fool!" Hazen yelled at him again and dragged him out.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Hazen stopped. She turned around and saw a red flash where she planted the bomb.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
" OH GOD DAMMIT! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!" Hazen said as she let go of Bakura and ran. Bakura turned around. " Beep beep beep..." he mimiced the bomb. " Bakuraaaaaaaaaa!" Hazen yelled, "Come on!" Bakura looked around at her. And as he was turning he saw...he saw...he saw... (sighs)
CHEETOS!
"MINE MINE MINE MINE!" Bakura ran to the half bag of cheetos as fast as his legs can take him. (damn, how long does it take this bomb to explode?) He literally dived into the bag of cheetos and had his own little party. "Now all I need is beer!" He shouted. "WRONG STORY! COME ON! (see me story: TO DISTURBING FOR HUMAN EYES.)" Hazen looked at the bomb in awe. It was mysteriously unfolding. "What the hell?" Hazen stared at it. Bakura walked back to her, sgirts in hand, swaying back and forth. "I think I'm high on cheetos." Bakura giggled. "That is it!" Hazen grabbed Bakura by the shirt and threw him out of the mall. She walked out herself casually. "Now let's get the frikin motorcycle." Hazen said trying to remeber where she parked.
She spotted a corner in the parking lot with a small fire going on and gas everywhere. "Oh yea..." Hazen said. She looked for the next best car.
"That's it!"
"What's it?"
"The god damn SUV, baka"
She and Bakura ran to the car. She smashed the window open. She examined the key hole. "I love those stupid mortals...always leaving their keys in the car." she said. She turned the key to start it up...but she was too late...
KAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM! (but Anzu/Tea got bown up! YAY!)
With Yami and Bum...
" Why...tree fiddy?" Yami asked. The bum looked at him..." Why not tree fiddy?" Bum asked as if he had alot of knowledge in...stuff... Yami looked at him like he was a god. "I have 10 dollars," he finally said. "That'llworktoo!" Bum said as he grabbed the money and ran. Yami just watched him run. "not...good..." Yami said. He had to think of a way home. 'I could just sneek around the back alleys' he thought to himself (well duh, of course it was to himself!)
Being as slick and sly as he was, he ran through someone's back yard and surely enough he was home! He looked carfully around the house. "Oh no!" Yami whispered. There were cops all around the house. "COME OU WITH YOUR HANDS UP!" one of the cops yelled. Right around there I popped my head out of the window upstairs.
"GET OUTTA HERE!" I yelled. I, yet again, threw a show at them (I love throwing shoes at people). "OW! She hit me! With a shoe!" the cop placed his hand on the red mark. Yami looked for an opening. Yugi was right behind me trying to climb out the window. "YUGI!" I yelled. I tried to push him back in.
Yami was getting mad at me. "HEY!" he shouted from the bushes. "THERE HE IS! MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE" They ran to the bushes single file like a S.W.A.T. team. Damn...it's only choclate. Yami started goin' a little...coo coo.if yo know what I mean.
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! COPPERS!" Yami ran out of the bushes, chocolate in hand, toward the house. Little did he understand there were cops, surrounding the house.
Every cop circled him, so there was definitley no escape. "So uh, I suppose that you're not here to play ring around the rosie?" Yami laughed weakly. "Damn strait," Cop #1 said.
"DOG PILLLLLLEEEEE!" I yelled. The cops did as if it was their cue (how do you spell cue/que?)...hmm...I don't suppose it was, now, was it? "YAMI!" poor kawaii Yugi cried. "Don't worry Yugi, we'll still get the chocolate," I said. After a brutal fight, the cops grabbed poor kawaii unconcious yami and put him in the maniac coat. Or as we like to call it, the "Happy Coat."
Help me!" Yami whinned. "I'll help you when monsters come to life and fight each other!" Yugi shouted.
"THEY DOOO!" Yami told him as the car was getting ready to leave. Yugi gasped. He ran out of the house and ran for the car. It was already starting to drive out.
"NOOOOOOO" Yugi yelled as he ran in slow motion, like Tea did in that duel with Yami and Kaiba at duelist kindom.
"Come BAAAACCCCKKKK!" Yugi tried to run as slowly as he could. The "Happy" car eventually just drove away. After it was up about 5 more feet it stopped again. Yugi ran up to it. The car drove up 10 more feet. Yugi had to run up to it again.
The car kept repeating this process until they just decided to drive away laughing.
I walked up to him. "Damn, that sucks," I said. "I know. Yami's gone." Yugi started to cry.
"No I mean the chocolate. They took it with them."
WEEE! thats was my best chapter yet I think...with the car moving from Yugi...and tsking Yami to the happy house..and the best part is I pretty much just stood there!
