Disclaimer: No, I (unfortunately) do not own Sango, Miroku, Sesshoumaru or the rest of the Inu Yasha gang. Now that I've said that, on to the story.
"Will she ever wake up?" Rin asked.
Sesshoumaru (Sessy forevermore) responded, "Be patient, Rin. She had a hard night."
Rin whined, "But I want to meet your mate. She will be like my mother."
Sessy began to give in, "True, but … Rin! Be quiet! You might wake her!"
Sango's eyes fluttered open and she uttered the age-old phrase, "Where am I?" as the previous night's events came rushing back to her. "Hello, Rin. Hello, Sesshoumaru. Nice place you have here, isn't it. I just have one question. Why me? I thought you hated all half-demons, and we would have half-demon children."
"Not all half-demons … just Inu Yasha. Besides, I've devised a plan to take care of that. Rin, go play with your dolls. You can meet Sango later," Sessy said.
"Awwww, but … OK," Rin moaned and left.
"Thank you. Now, Sango, I have a special way to make you a demon that most demons don't have the capability of," Sessy paused, "but I don't ever want to hurt you. One of the reasons I have hunted your party so all this time after you met my brother was to take you as my mate."
"You followed us to kidnap me, not to kill Inu Yasha?" Sango asked, astonished.
"Well, yes, I suppose you could say that," Sessy admitted.
"So how will this plan hurt me?" Sango asked. (A/N: Boy, she is sure full of questions today.)
Sessy paused yet again and said, "I suppose it won't hurt you so much as it will me."
"What is it!" Sango yelled.
Sessy replied softly, "We must kiss and then deny our love and spend a week apart."
Sango, lying through her teeth, said, I don't have any love for you."
Rin popped up out of nowhere, "Hello! Have you gotten anywhere with her?"
"No!" Sango yelled
Sessy moaned, "No… Rin! Out! Now!"
"Bye, bye," Rin said hurriedly and left.
Meanwhile
Inu Yasha (Inu) cursed and said, "Dammit. I can't pick up his scent. I'm sorry Miroku, but you're going to have to find her on your own. Tonight's the full moon, and besides, Kagome's in the well."
Miroku, who just spotted a teenage girl, called out, "Hello, miss. Would you consider bearing my child?"
The girl slapped him, "Pervert!"
"Owwwwww," Miroku whimpered.
