Disclaimer: You know the drill. I don't own any of the Inu Yasha crew, so if you sue me, I'll sue you.

Jakin announced, "Dinner is ready, sir."

Sessy, staring at Sango, murmered, "Mmm."

Sango, staring at Sessy, muttered, "Mmm."

Rin exclaimed, "Good, I'm hungry. Why won't they quit staring at each other?"

"I wouldn't know," Jakin responded.

Rin waved her arm in Sessy's face, "C'mon! I'm hungry."

Sessy moved his head to see over Rin's wildly waving arm.

"Please stop that, Rin," Sango asked politely.

Rin was relieved that someone finally spoke to her and said, "OK, Sango," she backed off. "Sorry."

Sango and Sessy said, "Thank you," and returned to gazing at each other.

"Wow! This relationship is getting close very fast," Rin said to herself.

"I will bring it to your chamber," Jakin said as he left.

Sango and Sessy nodded, "Mmm."

Rin shuddered, "I'll leave now."

Sango and Sessy nodded again, "Thank you."

Miroku, was surrouinded by girls, and he was asking them questions like, "Will you, the blond one, bear my child?"

Then, the blond girl would respond, "Pervert!" and slap him.

"Owww," Miroku moaned. "How about you, miss?"

That girl said, "NO! Pervert!" and slapped him as well.

"Not another one…" he whined.

All the girls left.

"Why did they leave?" Miroku asked.

"They realized you're nothing but a lecherous monk," Inu Yasha said.

"Oh," Miroku said.

"They must be at Sesshoumaru's castle by now. We can go in tomorrow night," Inu announced suddenly.

Miroku asked, "Why not tonight?"

"New moon, and besides, aren't you looking forward to a night filled with beautiful girls?" Inu replied.

Miroku began, "Ye-," but spotted another young woman, "ooooooooooh."

Sango and Sessy were still staring at each other.

"Come on! Just kiss already!" Rin

Miroku popped up having come without Inu because all the locals knew about his "issues" and yelped, "What!"

"They've been like this for days now," Rin complained loudly.

Miroku was completely astonished and therefore stood there with his mouth hanging open.

Sango, having just noticed Miroku, said perkily, "Hi, Miroku. Sessy and I were just sitting down to dinner. You know what, Sessy. I think it's time we began."

"Come here then, my sweet," Sessy crooned.

"Before we start though," Sango said, "there's something I must say."

"Then say it!" everyone else yelled.

"I love you, Sessy," she confessed.

Sessy nodded, "I love you, too, Sango."

"OK, I'm ready, I guess," Sango said quietly.

Sango and Sessy waited for a moment and… kissed.

Miroku stuttered, "But… I thought she loved me. I guess you really love Sesshoumaru, though, don't you?"

Sango looked longingly at Sessy and said, "No…"

Rin: You're lying. You two are soooooo obviously in love.

Sango and Sessy glared at Rin, yelling, "No, we're not!"

"Come on Miroku. We have to be going, but we must come back here in one week," Sango insisted.

"Why?" Miroku asked earnestly.

Sango glared threatening.

Miroku, thinking better of not doing it, said, "OK. We'd better get back to Inu Yasha before the sun goes down. It's a full moon tonight," as his hand did familiar slide towards Sango.

"Pervert!" she yelled, slapping him.