A/N: Just so there's no confusion: Everyone (unless otherwise indicated) is a bit younger than in the normal myths, so none of the 'main' gods and goddesses are adults. Instead, they are teenagers. Sorry if that was confusing.

That stupid apple isn't all my best buds Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite fight about. For example, there's always-

"I can't believe you were flirting with my guy!" Hera shouted at Aphrodite.

"I wasn't flirting," she retorted, "Merely talking."

"You were flirting, and you know it. You can't do this to your best friend!"

"I wasn't flirting, and if I wanted him I could get him I would have gotten him before, wouldn't I? I am, after all, the goddess of love."

"And I would love it if you ladies got to class." Mr. Hermes had appeared behind the arguing teenage goddesses. Yea, even on Mt. Olympus, we still need to go to school. Annoying, no? "After all, we don't want Mr. Titan to find out about this little infraction, do we, girls?" We all gasped in unison. See, we're all sort of afraid of Mr. Titan. He's not like normal principals; he practically rules our lives here at Mt. Olympus High. You don't want to see his bad side. I mean, sure, he can cause your life to go into complete and utter chaos, what principal can't? But he can do more. He can thoroughly uproot Mt. Olympus, and crush it to sand, and that gets everyone mad at you. See, even life on Heaven isn't perfect.

"Eris, are you coming?" Athena was getting anxious, and just a bit antsy about the whole Mr. Titan thing.

"Yea, hang on a sec." I tried to think of what class I had next, but my mind drew a blank.

"Eris, I don't want to be late! You're going to get me in trouble!" Aphrodite whined. Who says that's a bad thing? I thought bitterly. See, I was a bit jealous of my friend for getting my apple, but I had other things to consider. Like myself, and the fact that I was going to get smashed to bits by our principal if I didn't hurry up. Spelling! Duh, how stupid can I get? I chided myself. I grabbed my spelling stuff as fast as I could, and hurried to class.

At lunch, the bickering had started again. The whole gang (Hera, Aphrodite, Athena, Artemis, Medusa, me, and occasionally Apollo. Man, is Apollo cute) was here this time. It was about boys, again.

"You winked at him. See, I told you! You are flirting with him!" Hera accused, not for the first time. Or the last.

"I've told you once, I've told you a million times, I am not flirting with your guy!" she shouted back. "He's not my type, anyways." Ever since Aphrodite got her beloved apple, she's been much more pompous. Sometimes I think I shouldn't have made the stupid thing in the first place, but I just shake my head, and the feeling goes away. This time, that wasn't what the headache was about. This time, the constant snapping was getting to my head. I was prepared to snap both of their heads off, but I can control my temper, really! I just gritted my teeth, and turned to Hera.

"If you like him so much, just go after him yourself, why not?" I pointed out. She looked thoughtful.

"I guess I could…" She pondered the idea. "Yea, why not? I could get him easier than any goddess here, can't I?" She turned to Aphrodite for encouragement, but got a scowl instead. "Except you, of course." She added quickly.

"I'll even help you." Aphrodite declared, much to the rest of the table's surprise. "What?" She asked defensively.

"Well, it's just that you usually don't help people with stuff like this." Athena explained very calmly. "We're a bit surprised, that's all." Hera and I both nodded our heads at that.

"Well, then it's time for a little change, now isn't it?" Aphrodite asked a little too brightly, making it sound a bit phony. We just looked at her reprovingly. Just then, the lunch bell rang, and we split up. Hera and I went to science, and Athena and Aphrodite went to Music.

Oh, by the way. Hera's beloved guy? Well, he's kind of a jerk. Dude, he has a tattoo of lightning across his shoulder. What kind of god does that?

A/N: Thank you Marcy and Ceili for pushing me to write this. You are a great inspiration.

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BTW: Yes, a different 2nd chapter was up before. Thank you to those who reviewed it, but I decided that this was a better second chapter.

P.S. If I get enough reviews, I might do individual thank-yous. hint, hint