a/n okay so I know this would never actually happen, but I had two lexs on my hands, what's a girl to do? Yes I know this is really au because lex was tied up for most of it, but what if he weren't? this amounts to about 89 words, really short drabble.

Lex heard a commotion outside his office and Clark walked through the doors, tugging a leash. "Clark?" He watched as the brunette tugged hard on the leash, and the other Lex trudged in, dog collar around his neck, the collar attached to the leash. "What is he doing here?" Lex asked with venom in his voice.

"Don't worry Lex, he promised to behave. I've had people tell me I'm too much for one person," his eyes glinted mischievously, "so, I figured with two of you, I could have a little fun.