Disclaimer: The usual…I don't own squat… if you really want to know where I got the game, I borrowed it from my friend… ha ha haaaa …… ONWARD!
BANJO-KAZOOIE – TALES OF THE DEAD
(An epic tale of our two great adventurers)
CHAPTER 2 – No Hope
After hours of trekking, Banjo and his friend finally found Mumbo Jumbo's Skull. He had had it modified again and it was now more extensive with tunnels to different worlds. Banjo entered through a chute that said stay out. He took the elevator up to the top floor. In the elevator, he tried hard not to look at Kazooie's still form. He gently stroked here red and gold feathers.
"I'll bring you back…"
Somewhere
Kazooie felt nothing but pain. She knew she had done the right thing and now she'd suffer the consequences. Suddenly, it was all gone. She opened her eyes.
"Where am I?" She murmured.
"Hey! Wassup!" Greeted some dumb-looking guy with a goatee and horns. "Welcome to the Underworld…"
"Shut the fuck up and tell me what am I doing here…"
"Hey hey hey! This is a family story!"
"I don't give a shit now shut the hell up! WHERE AM I!"
"Isn't it obvious?" Chortled the man.
"Do you want to die?"
Kazooie's iron-hard talon started to tap a hole into the basalt floor. Chipping away at it instantly
"Ok…0.o (eye twitches)…um…anyways, you're dead and you're now here"
"What the hell?"
"Now stop saying that! … you aren't really there…"
"Whatever… fuck this… I'm leaving…"
Kazooie walked towards a door, she opened it and nearly fell into a pit full of lava.
"WHAT! I AM in hell! I"LL KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE LYING BASTARD!"
"Now, now, o.o;; that's reserved for the worse people we get in this dump…"
A bolt of lightning struck him.
"HEY! You don't get to insult this place lowly servant!" shouted a loud, echoing voice.
"AHHH! I'm sorry master!"
"Whatever… anyways… where do I go now?"
"The housing complex. That way and take the first right."
An arrow appeared out of nowhere and pointed in the opposite direction. Kazooie headed that way and left the crispy devil to stagger away.
Mumbo's Skull
"And so, I need a way to get Kazooie's spirit back from the land of the dead." Explained Banjo.
He was using words too complex for the old Banjo to even comprehend. Apparently, he had been hiding his intellect.
"Mumbo sorry." Said Mumbo. "The person must still have a little life left in them or Mumbo cannot do a thing."
"How did you save that frozen moron and that alien then!" Exploded Banjo.
"Saberman frozen. Both in time and space. Alien just fell. Though himself dead but was still a little alive. Kazooie has been dead for too long. Mumbo can do nothing."
"DAMMIT!" Banjo screamed as he punched the wall… leaving a dent.
"But…Mumbo know person who can help."
"WHO!"
"He live in Monk Island. Five day trip from Hailfire Peaks. The icy side. Head East and you find small island. He master shaman. He help." Said Mumbo with confidence.
"Thanks!"
"But beware his pet…" but Banjo had already gone.
Outside-
"Ok. Time to go…"
Banjo started to hike towards Hailfire peaks. Suddenly a loud explosion sounded overhead…
"AHHHHHHHHH!"
Something landed at Banjo's feet. It was red… a little gold…and had wings.
"Kazooie!"
Underworld
"Ahh! This is nice!"
Kazooie reclined on a sofa. The room was nicely furnished and had a nice soft bed in the middle of it and a TV facing it. However… there was a weird statue next to the bed that said, "HAHAHA! YOU'RE IN THE UNDERWORLD! YOU'RE DEAD! MWA HA HA HAAA!" every five seconds or so.
five seconds later-
"HAHAHA! YOU'RE IN THE UNDERWORLD! YOU'RE DEAD! MWA HA HA HAAA!"
"GRAHHHH! DIE YOU SHITTY PIECE OF JUNK!"
The devil that had met Kazooie in the reception place was strolling around observing the housing complex when a giant devil statue landed on him…
Isle O' Hags
"Kazooie!"
"WHA! Who the hell are you! And how do you know my baby sister!"
"Huh?"
"I asked who you are!"
"Wha? Oh! I'm Banjo!"
"Oh yeah… Kazooie told me she was staying with some bear…"
"Wait… you're Kazooie's sister?…"
"The one and only! I'm Jewel." Said the breegull proudly. "Well, how is she?"
Banjo averted his eyes.
"Well… umm… she was killed by Grunty…"
"WHAT!"
"I'm going to bring her back, so if you'll excuse me…"
Banjo headed off in the direction of Hailfire Peaks.
"HEY! I'M COMING TOO!"
"Um…ok sure…wait…what happened up there?"
"That stupid witch shot me down with a cannon…"
"IMPOSSIBLE! I KILLED HER!"
"I dunno… I just saw her atop that stupid tower…"
"NO! I SWEAR I KILLED HER!"
"Haven't you killed her like, twice already?"
Banjo thought angrily about the fight up on the tower…
"Let's go… we're short on time…"
Underworld
Kazooie wandered around exploring the place. It was big… The whole place was a giant cavern. When she had started, she had seen the statue she had thrown out of her tenth-story window that morning…with a devil pinned beneath it…she had laughed silently in her mind and walked off.
Suddenly, she bumped into someone. This was to be expected as there were quite a couple people in the underworld.
"HEY! WATCH IT FLEABAG!" Shouted a familiar voice.
"What the…"
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HAHAHA! I shall now leave you hanging! READ AND REVIEW! Or else the third chapter shall not be submitted…
BWA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!
