BONUS CHAPTER 1
Banjo and Kazooie are sitting at the TV watching a TV show called "How Writers Create Masterpieces…"
Announcer: We are here to watch this young man create a wonderful story! Ragnarok (me): (sitting at desk) Aw… do I have to…Crowd: YES! (throws tomatoes at writer)
Ragnarok: AAAHHHHHH! Runs away…
Crowd: GET BACK HERE! (Catches writer and beats him up)
Ragnarok: OW! GET OFF ME YOU CRAZY MOB! GAAAHH! (Crowd drags writer back to the laptop…)
Crowd: WRITE! NOW!
Ragnarok: Ahhh! Why are you so mean to me…Crowd: (angry glare)
Ragnarok: Okay! FINE! (stupid crowd…) (person in crowd shoots writer) AAAAHHHHH! I"VE BEEN SHOT! I CAN'T WRITE ANYMORE!
Crowd: GASP! (kills guy who shot the writer) ARE YOU OKAY! (all swarm over looking concerned)
Ragnarok: I'm okay… thinking: I've gotta get out of here… (starts typing…)
Crowd: YAY!
Screen: a giant cookie appears on the desk
A giant cookie appears on the desk.
Ragnarok: YES! I HAVE DISCOVERED MY WONDERFUL WRITER'S POWERS! (starts typing as fast as he can)
Crowd: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (tries to stop writer)
Screen: Ragnarok vanishes in a poof of smoke, ends up in his warm bed, and falls asleep.
The writer disappears.
Crowd: WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! (keeps crying until the program is replaced with another show)
Kazooie: … … … okay…
Banjo: that was strange…
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This is the first bonus story of this fanfic. Look for more when I have writer's block and can't think of a chapter. All of them will be random idiocy courtesy of me…
HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT!
Kazooie: (pecks writer) start writing!
Ragnarok: Oww…
