Disclaimer: THIS REALLY ISN'T A CHAPTER SO YOU CAN SKIP IT IF YOU WANT! OR ELSE… READ ON!
BONUS CHAPTER 1

Banjo and Kazooie are sitting at the TV watching a TV show called "How Writers Create Masterpieces…"

Announcer: We are here to watch this young man create a wonderful story! Ragnarok (me): (sitting at desk) Aw… do I have to…

Crowd: YES! (throws tomatoes at writer)

Ragnarok: AAAHHHHHH! Runs away…

Crowd: GET BACK HERE! (Catches writer and beats him up)

Ragnarok: OW! GET OFF ME YOU CRAZY MOB! GAAAHH! (Crowd drags writer back to the laptop…)

Crowd: WRITE! NOW!

Ragnarok: Ahhh! Why are you so mean to me…

Crowd: (angry glare)

Ragnarok: Okay! FINE! (stupid crowd…) (person in crowd shoots writer) AAAAHHHHH! I"VE BEEN SHOT! I CAN'T WRITE ANYMORE!

Crowd: GASP! (kills guy who shot the writer) ARE YOU OKAY! (all swarm over looking concerned)

Ragnarok: I'm okay… thinking: I've gotta get out of here… (starts typing…)

Crowd: YAY!

Screen: a giant cookie appears on the desk

A giant cookie appears on the desk.

Ragnarok: YES! I HAVE DISCOVERED MY WONDERFUL WRITER'S POWERS! (starts typing as fast as he can)

Crowd: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (tries to stop writer)

Screen: Ragnarok vanishes in a poof of smoke, ends up in his warm bed, and falls asleep.

The writer disappears.

Crowd: WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! (keeps crying until the program is replaced with another show)

Kazooie: … … … okay…

Banjo: that was strange…

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This is the first bonus story of this fanfic. Look for more when I have writer's block and can't think of a chapter. All of them will be random idiocy courtesy of me…

HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT!

Kazooie: (pecks writer) start writing!

Ragnarok: Oww…