Disclaimer: Well, I'm partway through Chapter 6 but I can't think of anything… Please send ideas… In the meantime, here's another BONUS CHAPTER! ta daa!
BONUS CHAPTER 2One day, Banjo and Kazooie were sitting in the living room… bored out of their minds.
"Let's play a game…" Banjo offered.
"Okay, what?" Kazooie inquired.
"Cards?" Banjo picked up a deck off the shelf.
"Sure, how 'bout poker?"
"Kazooie, this is a…"
"Family game… I know I know… but we aren't in a game, are we? We're in a fanfic!"
"Which reminds me…Why are we sitting here anyway?" Banjo sat back down.
"Well, the fool of an author can't think of anything to write about at the moment."
"Yes I can, I'm doing fine, thank you very much!" Ragnarok appears for no apparent reason.
"What the hell are you doing here! Get back to work!" Kazooie stands up and pecks me…owie…
"NO! You can't make me!"
"CROWD!"
"Hey! They're my crowd! Not yours!"
"Well, we want you to get moving!"
"OKAY! okay! FINE!" Disappears.
"Dismissed."
"Yes, milady…"
"Kazooie…" Banjo asked when she sat down again. "Why are you in control of the crowd?"
"Because I can."
Banjo shrugged and dealt the cards.
Hours Later…
"ROYAL FLUSH! I WIN AGAIN!"
"Kazooie, let's do something else… this is boring…"
"Let's play Banjo Kazooie."
"But… aren't we here right now?"
"Just shut up and play. If you try to think about it, your brain would explode."
After going through every game they owned and all the card games they could think of, including 52 card pick up, they gave up.
"I know." Kazooie said. "Let's go pester the author until he finishes the story!"
Later…
"AAAHHHHH! GO AWAY!"
There another stupid random bonus story. Stay tuned for the next chapter.
