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Me: Oh yeah…um… I don't know how many people noticed, but the chapter before says chapter 5 spirits of evil… it's supposed to say chapter 6… I'm too lazy to change it…on with the story
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BANJO-KAZOOIE – TALES OF THE DEAD
(An epic tale of our two great adventurers)
Chapter 7 – Attack on the Underworld
"The pressure's changing." Banjo commented.
"So?"
"Are we getting close?"
Suddenly, two armed devils jumped out.
"Turn back or we will attack!"
"Does that answer your question?" Jewel asked sarcastically.
"Out of my way."
A giant scythe appeared out of nowhere. Samuel swung and the two devils both fell in two pieces.
"I'll keep this." Samuel said and leaned the scythe against his shoulder.
They continued for some time. They could hear a dull rumble.
"Is that your stomach?" Jewel asked apprehensively.
"Nope." Banjo said. "Wh…"
A giant stadium appeared out of nowhere and the crowd booed disapprovingly.
"Guh oh…" Banjo muttered
"WHAT HAVE WE HERE!" A voice boomed. "WELL! WHOEVER CAN DEFEAT AN INTRUDER ONE ON ONE WILL WIN A PRIZE! READY? GOO!"
All the contestants and some of the audience poured into the stadium and started to form a line. The lined circled the outsides of the arena ten times, but still left a large area in the middle for the battle. Separators appeared to separate the massive line and prevent anyone from fighting or cutting. The fastest were at the front of the line. Among these were Kazooie and Atticus.
"What are they doing here!" Kazooie asked Atticus.
"I don't know."
"Let's go to them!"
"But there are people in front of us.
Kazooie grinned devilishly. She spat several grenade eggs into the ling in front at different heights. They exploded causing many satisfying cries of surprise and pain.
"I'll take the rest." Atticus rushed forward and started hacking people out of the way.
They burst through into the middle where already several contestants were laying.
"Kazooie!"
"Banjo!"
"Kazooie!"
"SIS!"
"Atticus."
Atticus stared at his brother and nodded in greeting. Then he grinned.
"ALRIGHT! Let's get out of here!" Samuel shouted.
They rushed back in the line and started hacking at all that were in the way.
"You!"
Banjo turned and stared at Gruntilda.
"You…" He growled.
"You can't get me here! Ha ha." Gruntilda laughed.
Indeed, she was in another line. The clear separators separated Banjo from Gruntilda.
"We'll see about that." He punched the clear wall and it shattered leaving Gruntilda wide open for attack.
His other paw swung around and slashed off her head with one swipe.
"Aw, hell…" She mumbled as she watched her body stumble around for the head.
You can't die again. They burst through the end of the line in a couple of hours.
"There's the exit!" Jewel shouted as she ferociously kicked a devil that was attempting at the prize.
"Hurry!" Kazooie shouted at Banjo.
Even at the speed they were going at, he was still the slowest. Heh…
"You cannot exit the Underworld." The voice boomed out.
A huge, menacing archdevil dropped in front of them. Red flames engulfed his body as he laughed.
"You'll never escape from here! I am master here! I…uh oh…" He muttered as he saw that all five intruders were gone.
"What an idiot." Kazooie said as they rushed out of the tunnel.
"Oh, crap! He's following us!" Samuel shouted. "Close the seal!"
"Yes, master." The two shamans cast the spell.
The master of the Underworld crashed into red blasts of electricity as the doorway was closed.
"HEY! That's not FAIR!" He pounded on the force field.
After a while he lumbered off and went back to the Underworld.
"We did it!" Jewel cheered.
"Welcome back, Kaz." Banjo hugged Kazooie tightly.
"So, Atticus, why didn't you tell me you died? I know you could've done it."
"I didn't feel like it. It was fun down there."
Samuel burst out laughing.
"They have this competition down there."
"Wow. I want to try that some day."
"Now that I'm here, there's someone I want to see."
"Who?"
"That man that killed me."
"Oh." Samuel knew what this meant.
"I also want to see who's in the tower now." Banjo said.
"Yeah." Jewel agreed. "I saw that witch down there. How can she be up here too?"
"That's a good question. Maybe we'll find out when we get there."
"Well, I'm gonna follow my brother to find his killer." Samuel said.
"Sure. One thing though. Kazooie and Atticus are still spirits huh?"
"Yes. You should find her body and she'll return to it."
"Well, let's first pay Mumbo a visit. I don't think he's gotten rid of the body yet."
"Farewell then." Samuel said as they set sail in one direction.
"Bye! Thanks for everything!" Jewel said.
The two groups set off, leaving the small island behind.
back on the mainland…
The Hag 1 attacked the building in Jinjo Village. The tiny inhabitants ran screaming from their homes. The two spirits sniggered as they forced the decrepit body of Grunty to move the digger closer and closer to the palace.
"AHHH!" The Jinjo king ran screaming as his palace was turned into dust from the digger's drill.
Mumbo looked out at the chaos.
"Where bear and bird when Mumbo need them?"
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Well? How was it!
Crowd: It sucked! Not enough violence!
Well, it is rated pg-13 for a reason. I can't have too much.
Crowd: Who cares about the stupid rating!
People who created the Ratings: DIE!
(All out war breaks out between the two forces.)
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