Crossover Tournament
Author's Notes:
Yay! Finally! A fan! How long I have waited for my work to finally be appreciated .… Anyways…
paladin2007: Sorry for two things. First of all, the reason why the story is so confusing between scenes is that when transferring from Word- it deleted my horizontal lines that run across the page (I don't know how to get them back). I will try to find a new way to change scenes. Second of all, I'm VERY sorry for making Ghost Detective and Alchemist Team lose. No, I do not hate them. In fact, here's a list of my favorite anime: Prince of Tennis, Full Metal Alchemist, Yu Yu Hakusho. So, I included them in the first place because I love that show, but I figured they wouldn't be of much benefit to the plot itself…So…I decided to kill them off in the first round . Sorry! I'll try to bring Alchemist Team back…Maybe…
On with the story!
Chapter 5: Got Milk?
Lyndis:……Where am I………?
Eliwood: Finally you wake up! You had Hector and I worrying for an entire day!
Hector: Me? Worry for her? You're kidding me, right?
Eliwood: Hector, this is not the time. Here, help me pick her up.
Lyndis: What…what happened?
Eliwood: Well, you finished off Goten and then you fainted due to over exhaustion. Tiraken sent a doctor as soon as you fainted.
Lyndis: Tiraken? Oh…What are the new standings?
Eliwood: Well…go and take a look yourself!
In front of standings board:
Lyndis: What! What the HELL happened!
Eliwood: Why? What's wrong?
Lyndis: How the HELL did a group of National Alchemists lose to some spoiled Elves!
Eliwood: Well, Roy and Ed got into a fight on the sidelines and Alphonse forfeited the match to stop them. In fact, they hadn't even had any contact with the enemy.
Lyndis: Arrg! Take me to the leaving room!
Eliwood: Wait! Lyndis! Don't jeopardize your health!
Hector: Hah! She's fine!
Eliwood: But…..
Leaving Room:
Lyndis: Where the HELL are they!
Eliwood: Lyndis! Stop swearing! You are the princess of Sacae! Set a good example! Sorry if I got that wrong, at least that's what I remember she is…
Lyndis: I don't' give a 'in ! Those es lost to a PATHETIC team!
Mario: Hey-a! Who-a are you-a talking-a about-a?
Lyndis: Ed, Alphonse, and Roy! How could they lose that match?
Mario: Well-a! If-a you-a want-a to-a see-a them-a, they-a are-a over-a there-a!
Lyndis: (Pushes Mario out of the way) YOU GODDAMN IMBECILES!
Edward: (Turns his head)
SLAAP!
Lyndis: (Turns into a monster) YOU LOST THE FRICKING MATCH! IDIOT! YOU COULD HAVE WON! WHY THE HELL DID YOU LOSE YOU…
(Everyone's eyes turn to Lyndis)
Lyndis: Oops…Did I overdo something…?
Hector: Let's go…(Drags Lyn out)
Eliwood: Um…I apologize for Lyn's behavior. Please excuse her she's still recovering from her fight…
Alphonse: It's alright. My brother should be fine…
Edward: I'm NOT FINE! NEVER TALK FOR ME!
Alphonse: Sorry…Ed…
Edward: URG! What the heck was that for!
Eliwood: Well, as you can see, she's upset that you lost your match…
Edward: Why does she give a crap about us?
Eliwood: Well, to tell you the truth, I don't know either.
Roy: Don't worry, we would've lost anyways.
Edward: HEY! Don't interrupt! You're the one who made us lose! You have no right saying that!
Roy: Shut up for once, would you! Look, don't underestimate the Hyrulian Team. They may seem useless, but I've heard their supports and specials are quite beyond imagination.
Eliwood: I see. Thank you for your advice. I bid you farewell, and good luck. Hope we meet in next year's tournament!
Edward: Yeah yeah…Whatever…
Alphonse: Bye!
Courtyard:
Lyndis: ARRG! LET ME AT HIM!
Eliwood: Lyndis! Calm down at once!
Lyndis:……
Eliwood: Look, the Alchemist Team told me that the Hyrulian Team is actually quite a strong force.
Hector: Hah! I'll bet they won't stand a chance against my Wolf Beil!
Announcement: Hello! Tiraken again! All remaining participants, please report to the Auditorium!
Eliwood: Let's go. Lyn…Are you better?
Lyndis: I'm…I'm fine now…I guess…..
Auditorium:
Tiraken: Hello, again! Hope all of you have been having a good time around the campus! Now, the point of this meeting is to announce our next orders and arena, as well as a special surprise!
Bass: Heh…Show us Tiraken! Quick! Or taste the wrath of my buster…
Tiraken: Fine…fine….Well, these are the standings for Round 2! This will be held again, the day after tomorrow:
Maverick Hunter Team vs Sonic Team
Dreamland Team vs Villain Team
Final Fantasy Team vs Shaman Team
Emblem Team vs Hyrulian Team
Tiraken: Well, the course will be the forest right behind me. Of course, it will be a bit tough to track your enemy, so the main stage will have only tree stumps rather than full-grown trees.
Bass: And the surprise…?
Tiraken: In the event of Mario leaving…we're going to celebrate with an EX-MARIO PARTY!
Everyone: WTFH!
Tiraken: Well…Fine. Just one mini-game. The winner will receive a class up item.
Bass: Hah! This makes everything a bit more interesting! So, what's the game?
Tiraken: Well, the mini-game will be the person who drinks these gallons of milk the fastest!
Bass: MILK!
Tiraken: Yes, in a Mario Party this would be who can press the "A" button the fastest. However, this time, it is the person who has the biggest appetite for MILK!
Bass: Wait…wait…what kind of milk is this…?
Tiraken: Nonononononononono! You are NOT going perverted on me! This is plain, simple breast—I mean…. cow milk.
Lyndis: I'm not drinking that until I know exactly what it is…
Tiraken: Alright! Look, there's cow back there, see?
Cow: MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lyndis: Fine…
Tiraken: The contest begins tonight after dinner! Good luck to one and all!
Author's Notes:
Hope
you enjoyed the chapter! R&R!
