Crossover Tournament

Author's Notes:

Yay! Finally! A fan! How long I have waited for my work to finally be appreciated .… Anyways…

paladin2007: Sorry for two things. First of all, the reason why the story is so confusing between scenes is that when transferring from Word- it deleted my horizontal lines that run across the page (I don't know how to get them back). I will try to find a new way to change scenes. Second of all, I'm VERY sorry for making Ghost Detective and Alchemist Team lose. No, I do not hate them. In fact, here's a list of my favorite anime: Prince of Tennis, Full Metal Alchemist, Yu Yu Hakusho. So, I included them in the first place because I love that show, but I figured they wouldn't be of much benefit to the plot itself…So…I decided to kill them off in the first round . Sorry! I'll try to bring Alchemist Team back…Maybe…

On with the story!

Chapter 5: Got Milk?

Lyndis:……Where am I………?

Eliwood: Finally you wake up! You had Hector and I worrying for an entire day!

Hector: Me? Worry for her? You're kidding me, right?

Eliwood: Hector, this is not the time. Here, help me pick her up.

Lyndis: What…what happened?

Eliwood: Well, you finished off Goten and then you fainted due to over exhaustion. Tiraken sent a doctor as soon as you fainted.

Lyndis: Tiraken? Oh…What are the new standings?

Eliwood: Well…go and take a look yourself!

In front of standings board:

Lyndis: What! What the HELL happened!

Eliwood: Why? What's wrong?

Lyndis: How the HELL did a group of National Alchemists lose to some spoiled Elves!

Eliwood: Well, Roy and Ed got into a fight on the sidelines and Alphonse forfeited the match to stop them. In fact, they hadn't even had any contact with the enemy.

Lyndis: Arrg! Take me to the leaving room!

Eliwood: Wait! Lyndis! Don't jeopardize your health!

Hector: Hah! She's fine!

Eliwood: But…..

Leaving Room:

Lyndis: Where the HELL are they!

Eliwood: Lyndis! Stop swearing! You are the princess of Sacae! Set a good example! Sorry if I got that wrong, at least that's what I remember she is…

Lyndis: I don't' give a 'in ! Those es lost to a PATHETIC team!

Mario: Hey-a! Who-a are you-a talking-a about-a?

Lyndis: Ed, Alphonse, and Roy! How could they lose that match?

Mario: Well-a! If-a you-a want-a to-a see-a them-a, they-a are-a over-a there-a!

Lyndis: (Pushes Mario out of the way) YOU GODDAMN IMBECILES!

Edward: (Turns his head)

SLAAP!

Lyndis: (Turns into a monster) YOU LOST THE FRICKING MATCH! IDIOT! YOU COULD HAVE WON! WHY THE HELL DID YOU LOSE YOU…

(Everyone's eyes turn to Lyndis)

Lyndis: Oops…Did I overdo something…?

Hector: Let's go…(Drags Lyn out)

Eliwood: Um…I apologize for Lyn's behavior. Please excuse her she's still recovering from her fight…

Alphonse: It's alright. My brother should be fine…

Edward: I'm NOT FINE! NEVER TALK FOR ME!

Alphonse: Sorry…Ed…

Edward: URG! What the heck was that for!

Eliwood: Well, as you can see, she's upset that you lost your match…

Edward: Why does she give a crap about us?

Eliwood: Well, to tell you the truth, I don't know either.

Roy: Don't worry, we would've lost anyways.

Edward: HEY! Don't interrupt! You're the one who made us lose! You have no right saying that!

Roy: Shut up for once, would you! Look, don't underestimate the Hyrulian Team. They may seem useless, but I've heard their supports and specials are quite beyond imagination.

Eliwood: I see. Thank you for your advice. I bid you farewell, and good luck. Hope we meet in next year's tournament!

Edward: Yeah yeah…Whatever…

Alphonse: Bye!

Courtyard:

Lyndis: ARRG! LET ME AT HIM!

Eliwood: Lyndis! Calm down at once!

Lyndis:……

Eliwood: Look, the Alchemist Team told me that the Hyrulian Team is actually quite a strong force.

Hector: Hah! I'll bet they won't stand a chance against my Wolf Beil!

Announcement: Hello! Tiraken again! All remaining participants, please report to the Auditorium!

Eliwood: Let's go. Lyn…Are you better?

Lyndis: I'm…I'm fine now…I guess…..

Auditorium:

Tiraken: Hello, again! Hope all of you have been having a good time around the campus! Now, the point of this meeting is to announce our next orders and arena, as well as a special surprise!

Bass: Heh…Show us Tiraken! Quick! Or taste the wrath of my buster…

Tiraken: Fine…fine….Well, these are the standings for Round 2! This will be held again, the day after tomorrow:

Maverick Hunter Team vs Sonic Team

Dreamland Team vs Villain Team

Final Fantasy Team vs Shaman Team

Emblem Team vs Hyrulian Team

Tiraken: Well, the course will be the forest right behind me. Of course, it will be a bit tough to track your enemy, so the main stage will have only tree stumps rather than full-grown trees.

Bass: And the surprise…?

Tiraken: In the event of Mario leaving…we're going to celebrate with an EX-MARIO PARTY!

Everyone: WTFH!

Tiraken: Well…Fine. Just one mini-game. The winner will receive a class up item.

Bass: Hah! This makes everything a bit more interesting! So, what's the game?

Tiraken: Well, the mini-game will be the person who drinks these gallons of milk the fastest!

Bass: MILK!

Tiraken: Yes, in a Mario Party this would be who can press the "A" button the fastest. However, this time, it is the person who has the biggest appetite for MILK!

Bass: Wait…wait…what kind of milk is this…?

Tiraken: Nonononononononono! You are NOT going perverted on me! This is plain, simple breast—I mean…. cow milk.

Lyndis: I'm not drinking that until I know exactly what it is…

Tiraken: Alright! Look, there's cow back there, see?

Cow: MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Lyndis: Fine…

Tiraken: The contest begins tonight after dinner! Good luck to one and all!

Author's Notes:
Hope you enjoyed the chapter! R&R!