Crossover Tournament
Author's
Notes:
What's up? Sorry for the long time no update. Been a bit
busy with schoolwork (Yeah…3 days is a long time). Well, let's
begin with the milk mini-game! (YES! Cow milk, ok? Damn it…)
Chapter 6: Got Milk? 2
Lyndis: What the heck is wrong with you, Tiraken? Where do you come up with these sick, twisted games?
Tiraken: Hey! Drinking milk is not sick and twisted! It is a good part of a balanced breakfast! Plus, if you win, you get to become a Blade Lord…
Lyndis: (considers…) Fine.
Tiraken: So teams, which one of you will be participating?
Kirby: Ai, ai!
Cloud: Sure…Whatever…
Bass: Hah! I'll own you all!
Sonic: Prove it!
Young Link: MILK! MILK!
Yo: Nah…We already have a good enough class…
Eliwood: Yes, Tiraken. My group will join.
Tiraken: Where is the villain team…Hm…Oh well, let the milk-drinking games, begin!
Bass: Dumb idiot, you didn't even explain the rules yet…
Tiraken: Oh…Right…Oops! Sorry about that…
Lyndis: .
Tiraken: Well, here goes. Each team member much drink one of the following types of milk: Low fat, Chocolate, and Fresh (AKA just out of the udder). Each team member will take turns running into the ring, taking their cup of whatever milk they choose, and drink it, place the cup down, tag out, then switch. However, the player within the ring CAN fight! Once you are done with your milk though, or you are tagged out, you may no longer attack. You may only attack WHILE drinking! As in, you may only attack while there is milk going down your throat! Spill your milk, and drink it off the floor! Any questions?
(Silence)…
Tiraken: Ok, then. Choose your cups of milk, the ring is over there. Gather round!
Around the Milking RingTiraken: Ready, set, GO!
Megaman, Tails, Dedede, Squall, Link, and Hector all rush in for the milk. Being the lightest, Tails gets to the milk first, and grabs a cup of chocolate milk. Megaman, Squall, and Link get there second, and grabs a cup of low fat milk. Hector and Dedede, being the heaviest, get there last and pick a cup of low fat milk as well. After Tails was almost done with his, he decided to attack. He swung his tail out as a helicopter at everyone, trying to spill their milk. However, Megaman finishes his milk and tags out for Zero, who immediately rushes in for a cub of chocolate milk. While drinking, he fends of Tails with his sword, and Tails finishes to tag off for Knuckles. The rest all finish together, and Zelda, Tidus, Rose, and Eliwood tag in. Zelda and rose grabbed their team's chocolate milk, and Eliwood and Tidus took the fresh milk for their team.
Lyndis: Thank you, Eliwood!
As Knuckles nears the end, he punches Zero hard on the face, who drops his milk, although there was little left. Zero gets on the floor and swallows a bit of milk, while using his hands to grab Knuckles and hitting him against the floor. The two finish and tag out for their final counterparts, Bass and Sonic. Zelda finishes, and tags for Young Link quickly. Tidus, Rose, and Eliwood finish together, and tag out for Cloud, Kirby, and Lyndis.
Lyndis: Oh…crap! Not Kirby and Young Link!
The five all reach the milk together, and grab their team's remaining cup. Kirby practically SWALLOWS his milk whole, while Young Link comes into a close second. The two race for the ring's edge, Kirby slightly in front. Suddenly, Lyndis turns invisible and appears right in front of the two. She withdraws her sword and whacks the two in their stomachs with the flat side of her sword. The two fall over from drinking too fast and stomach pains. Lyndis quickly finishes, but before she got there, she was shot by Bass. Sonic was slowly drinking the fresh milk, as he hated it. Lyndis was trying to get up, but Bass rushed past her.
Megaman: Yes! Class upgrade! Yay!
Lyndis disappeared again, and touched the ring a moment before Bass.
Tiraken: Emblem Team wins!
Rose: Hah! You were just lucky! Kirby ate the entire buffet at lunch..So…
Young Link: Oh…Diarrhea…Pain…
Lyndis: Ew…
Tiraken: Here are your class upgrades!
(And blah blah blah all that thunder cracks and…yeah…you get it…)
