Disclaimer - see last chapter
And so it goes on.
(Luke Carter Gallant Pratt and Mark (who by the way is still alive) are huddled round a old broken gurney in a place the looks suspiciously like exam 1)
Pratt: Mark this thing is a hunk of junk
Luka: ye we'll never get any patients in this
Mark: you guys are crusin' for a bruisin'
Carter: hey, you guys just aren't seeing the bigger picture.
Gallant: huh?
Carter: why this gurney automatic
It's systematic
It's hydromatic
Why it's grease gurney
(music starts to play)
we'll get some brand new mattresses and some shiny new wheels
oh yeah
Mark: keep talking whoa keep talking
Carter: A proper IV line and 4 metal poles
Oh yeah
Mark: I'll get the traumas, I'll kill to get the traumas
Carter: with a one speed on the floor they'll be waiting at the door
You know that with some patience we'll be getting lots of patients
In grease gurney
Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go
Go grease gurney you're burning up the quarter mile
All: grease gurney go grease gurney
Carter: go grease gurney you're coasting through the heat lap trial
You are supreme
The nurses'll scream for grease gurney
Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go
Purple Iv stands and 30 inch tubes oh yeah
A palamino dashboard and duel muffler twins
Oh yeah
With new meds, plugs and shocks
I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain't bragging she's a real patient wagon
Grease gurney
Go grease gurney you're burning up the quarter mile
All: grease gurney go grease gurney
Carter: go grease gurney you're coasting through the heat lap trial
You are supreme
The nurses'll scream for grease gurney
Gurney gurney gurney gurney gurneeeeeeeeeeeeey
Carter: ok guys back to work
And so it goes on.
(Luke Carter Gallant Pratt and Mark (who by the way is still alive) are huddled round a old broken gurney in a place the looks suspiciously like exam 1)
Pratt: Mark this thing is a hunk of junk
Luka: ye we'll never get any patients in this
Mark: you guys are crusin' for a bruisin'
Carter: hey, you guys just aren't seeing the bigger picture.
Gallant: huh?
Carter: why this gurney automatic
It's systematic
It's hydromatic
Why it's grease gurney
(music starts to play)
we'll get some brand new mattresses and some shiny new wheels
oh yeah
Mark: keep talking whoa keep talking
Carter: A proper IV line and 4 metal poles
Oh yeah
Mark: I'll get the traumas, I'll kill to get the traumas
Carter: with a one speed on the floor they'll be waiting at the door
You know that with some patience we'll be getting lots of patients
In grease gurney
Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go
Go grease gurney you're burning up the quarter mile
All: grease gurney go grease gurney
Carter: go grease gurney you're coasting through the heat lap trial
You are supreme
The nurses'll scream for grease gurney
Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go
Purple Iv stands and 30 inch tubes oh yeah
A palamino dashboard and duel muffler twins
Oh yeah
With new meds, plugs and shocks
I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain't bragging she's a real patient wagon
Grease gurney
Go grease gurney you're burning up the quarter mile
All: grease gurney go grease gurney
Carter: go grease gurney you're coasting through the heat lap trial
You are supreme
The nurses'll scream for grease gurney
Gurney gurney gurney gurney gurneeeeeeeeeeeeey
Carter: ok guys back to work
