Disclaimer - see last chapter

And so it goes on.

(Luke Carter Gallant Pratt and Mark (who by the way is still alive) are huddled round a old broken gurney in a place the looks suspiciously like exam 1)

Pratt: Mark this thing is a hunk of junk

Luka: ye we'll never get any patients in this

Mark: you guys are crusin' for a bruisin'

Carter: hey, you guys just aren't seeing the bigger picture.

Gallant: huh?

Carter: why this gurney automatic

It's systematic

It's hydromatic

Why it's grease gurney

(music starts to play)

we'll get some brand new mattresses and some shiny new wheels

oh yeah

Mark: keep talking whoa keep talking

Carter: A proper IV line and 4 metal poles

Oh yeah

Mark: I'll get the traumas, I'll kill to get the traumas

Carter: with a one speed on the floor they'll be waiting at the door

You know that with some patience we'll be getting lots of patients

In grease gurney

Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go

Go grease gurney you're burning up the quarter mile

All: grease gurney go grease gurney

Carter: go grease gurney you're coasting through the heat lap trial

You are supreme

The nurses'll scream for grease gurney

Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go

Purple Iv stands and 30 inch tubes oh yeah

A palamino dashboard and duel muffler twins

Oh yeah

With new meds, plugs and shocks

I can get off my rocks

You know that I ain't bragging she's a real patient wagon

Grease gurney

Go grease gurney you're burning up the quarter mile

All: grease gurney go grease gurney

Carter: go grease gurney you're coasting through the heat lap trial

You are supreme

The nurses'll scream for grease gurney

Gurney gurney gurney gurney gurneeeeeeeeeeeeey

Carter: ok guys back to work