My first title in two years!
Cartoon Amazing Race
The teams seem excited.
12:00 PM
(Dean shoots a cannon)
(Teams leave)
12:14 PM
(Angie and Roy)
Angie: Look, it's an envelope!
Roy: Get it, stupid!
Angie: Have I ever mentioned how much of a wimp you look with the shirt?
Roy: JUST GET THE ENVELOPE!!!!!
(Mac and Bloo)
Mac: I wonder what Angie and Roy are doing? Hey, it's an envelope!
(Lisa and Marge)
Lisa: Mom, it's an envelope!
Marge: Ok, I'll go get it!
(Danny and Sam)
Sam: Hey, an envelope is right next to us! Danny! Grab it!
(Danny grabs it)
The envelope has a passport and 400 bucks!
Also an assignment!
Get a flight for San Diego.
(Angie and Roy)
Angie: Ok, so we have to go to San Diego.
Roy: Let's Go!
The airport clerk is there waiting for them.
Ami: There she is!
Ami: Can we get a flight to San Diego?
Clerk: Sure!
Yumi: Great!
Mac and Bloo
Bloo: Excuse me, but can we get some tickets to San Diego?
Clerk: Here you go.
Mac: Alright Bloo! That puts us on the first flight!
(Mac and Bloo: Currently 2nd)
(Lisa and Marge)
Clerk: San Diego?
Both: Yep.
Clerk: Here you go.
So 5 more teams came and went, putting 8 teams on the first flight. But what about the others?
Fang: Let's get this straight.
Harold: Well, we have to wait.
Mr. Whiskers: Oh man.
Roy: Because of Angie, we have to wait.
Ami and Yumi
Mac and Bloo
Lisa and Marge
Danny and Sam
Kat and Oscar
Willy and Rock
Maya and Miguel
Wayne and Lucien
Different Flights
Dave and Fang
Harold and Kevin
Brandy and Mr. Whiskers
Angie and Roy
(5:00 CT)
Lucky for Kat and Oscar, they got off the plane 1st.
San Diego-
(KAT AND OSCAR: Currently FIRST)
Kat: Look, Oscar, an envelope!
Oscar: Okay!
It took a couple of minutes for the next team to get off the plane, but immediately, they saw the envelope.
(WAYNE AND LUCIEN: Currently SECOND
Wayne: Girlpants! Over there!
WHAT'S IN THE ENVELOPE?
Go to the San Diego Zoo to get your next task.
(LISA AND MARGE: Currently THIRD)
(MAYA AND MIGUEL: Currently FOURTH)
(WILLY AND ROCK: Currently FIFTH)
(AMI AND YUMI: Currently SIXTH)
(MAC AND BLOO: Currently SEVENTH)
(DANNY AND SAM: Currently EIGHTH)
Danny: Gee, bad break for us, huh, Sam?
Sam: We're just gonna have to keep our heads in the game.
(SAN DIEGO ZOO: 5:59 PM)
ROAD BLOCK!
Only one person must perform the roadblock. You must either:
LION OR ELEPHANT
Lions have run loose in the zoo! Capture 2 of them!
OR
Get a skateboard and grind on an elephant's tail for 5 minutes (ALA Tony Hawk.)
Marge: I'll do this, honey.
Lisa: No! I just wanna do something, once! Right now we're not a team we're YOU! That's why we're first!
Marge: Wow. Well go ahead and do something sweetie! Make your mom proud!
Lisa: Okay gotta capture a lion.
(She captures them easily.)
AIRPORT:
(Kevin and Harold: Currently NINTH)
(Angie and Roy: Currently TENTH)
Angie: Hey look at the HOT popcorn salesmen!
Roy: Hurry up we haven't got all day!
(Dave and Fang: Currently ELEVENTH)
Brandy and Mr. Whiskers: Currently LAST
Brandy: Hurry, Whiskers! We're last!
Whiskers: I'm trying!
ZOO:
Lisa: Okay, so we have to go to the pit stop!
PITSTOP:
Dean: Hey, I see something!
(2 minutes later)
Lisa and Marge look at Dean with hopeful looks
Dean: Lisa and Marge… (smiles) you're team number one!
Lisa and Marge: Currently FIRST
Lisa: Yes! We did it!
Marge: And we did it as a team!
Three teams hurry to the finish line.
They are neck and neck and neck!
Dean looks.
Kat and Oscar are standing there with two teams behind them.
Dean: Kat and Oscar, you know you can't be eliminated with two teams in a line behind you, so…
YOU ARE TEAM NUMBER TWO.
(Kat and Oscar: Currently SECOND)
Kat: Yes!
Oscar: I knew it!
Dean: Mac and Bloo? You're team number…
(Mac and Bloo exchange worried looks, but remember that there's a team behind them)
Dean: … Three!
(MAC AND BLOO: Currently THIRD)
As the father and son team Willy and Rock step up to the pitstop, they look worried.
Willy and Rock, you are team number… four.
(WILLY and ROCK: Currently FOURTH)
Willy: Oh yeah. Go Dad!
Rock: Hah! You did great, son!
(Danny and Sam: Currently FIFTH)
(Ami and Yumi: Currently SIXTH)
(Maya and Miguel: Currently SEVENTH)
Both: Excellus!
(Wayne and Lucien: Currently EIGHTH)
A bit later:
(Dave and Fang: CURRENTLY NINTH)
Dave: We did it! (Hugs Fang)
Fang: Let go of me, you stupid stupidhead!
(KEVIN AND HAROLD)
Dean: You're team number ten.
(Kevin and Harold: Currently TENTH)
(They give Dean blank expressions)
Dean: (fake smile) You're still in.
Both: Oh, okay…
Angie and Roy
Angie: We lost, right!
Dean: Angie and Roy… (smiles) you're team number eleven!
(ANGIE AND ROY: Currently ELEVENTH)
Both Scream…
Roy: We must've beat Mr. Whiskers and his friend!
Angie: Yes! Closer to the mil!
Roy: I can't believe we're still in!
Dean: So when there's eleven in, one must be out…
(Mr. Whiskers and Brandy)
Brandy: C'mon, Whiskers!
Whiskers: I'm trying!
Mr. Whiskers and Brandy stepped on the pitstop.
Dean: Brandy and Mr. Whiskers… he paused.
Dean: You are the last team to arrive. I regret to tell you that you've been eliminated.
Brandy: .
Whiskers: Aw man…
(BRANDY AND WHISKERS- ELIMINATED)
(Later that night)
Brandy: It's not that bad to be eliminated. I mean, you get to see your family again, and…
(CUTSENE)
Brandy: ARGH!
Mr. Whiskers: Well, it's degrading to be eliminated first.
Leaderboard
Marge and Lisa
Kat and Oscar
Mac and Bloo
Willy and Rock
Danny and Sam
Ami and Yumi
Maya and Miguel
Wayne and Lucien
Dave and Fang
Harold and Kevin
Angie and Roy
Brandy and Mr. Whiskers –ELIMINATED-
