Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto, Kishimoto-sama owns it.

(Note: So, so sorry for the big confusion between who's who! I'll make it easier for you...Naruto (Sasuke) means Sasuke pretending to be Naruto, and vice versa, kk?


Chapter 10: Ino and Shika sitting on a tree...

"Why the hell would you ask that? Isn't it obvious??!!" Ino screamed, freaking out.

"Well...not really, no." Tenten replied.

"Um...well...er..." she stuttered. Shikamaru stared at her.

"Fine, I don't have to listen..." he muttered. He turned around and put his hands on his ears.

"Yes..."

"Ohhhh" Tenten giggled. Hinata could've sworn she saw Shika's ears turn red.

"Then what about Sasuke?" Sakura asked. Everyone noticed she didn't say 'Sasuke-kun' obviously.

"Hey, that's two questions, too bad!" Ino said blushing. She just wasn't very sure if she liked him anymore.

"Aw, fine..." Sakura pouted.

"Yay, now I can ask Sasuke-kun questions!" Ino cackled sinisterly.

"I'll chose dare!" Naruto (Sasuke) exclaimed.

"Okay...I dare you to...sing the 'Singing in the Rain' song outside very loudly!"

"Umm...okay!" he replied. He thought anything else Ino would say would be worse. Stepping outside, he skipped around the block, singing the song very loudly. Normally, if he ever did that when he was still himself, people would be surprised, but they wouldn't say anything...but now that he was Naruto...

"Hey, shut up, kid!"

"Be quiet, we're trying to sleep!"

"Turn it down!"

"SHUT UP!!!!" he then realized how much Naruto suffered. In fact, he felt slightly sorry for him, and himself for being in this situation. Suddenly, he heard a terrible, familiar noise. Dozens of girls screaming Sasuke-kun! Fearfully, he stared down. The zipper in Naruto's costume had fallen off, his wig had as well, but luckily, his pants didn't. 'Oh crap! It's them again? Will they ever give up, dammit? They're so annoying! Once they even...' He thought angrily. Without ranting anymore, he quickly ran away.

"Hey, what's the matter with you, brat? Stalking around like that!!??" A man yelled, with a few other people behind him, including the fan girls. Apparently, the men were in their 60s and didn't have very good eyesight, and still took Sasuke as Naruto because nobody else in their country wore such bright pants like Naruto!

"AAGHHHH!!!" Naruto (Sasuke) screamed, running away as fast as he could. He gathered all his chakra onto his feet and stopped briefly, then jumped up a nearby tree.

"I can't take this anymore! Sakura, and now this!!" he thought out-loud. "I have to get back to Sakura's house, where it's safe!"

Meanwhile...you thought Sasuke (Naruto) was safe, right? Well, you were wrong! Mwahaha! Sakura decides to be evil and spice up the bet!

"Oh, Sasuke-kun, are you all right? How about I make some homemade chicken soup for you?" Sakura asked innocently.

"Err, it's okay" Sasuke (Naruto) laughed. Sakura wasn't very good at making homemade soup.

"Back off, he's mine!" Ino yelled. "How about I make some tea?"

"I'll pass..." he replied.

"Oh, I insist!" the two girls exclaimed, running to the kitchen.

"While they're at it, want a massage?" Tenten asked.

"He's fine enough" Neji said calmly, with a bit of jealousy in his voice.

"Oh, I insist!" Tenten exclaimed, pounding on his back. HARD.

"I-I'm fine now." He replied, trying not to show his tears that were forming.

"Oh yeah, by the way, can you give back the shogi board you borrowed from me? I don't know where you live, so you'll have to go yourself, it's so boring here!" Shikamaru complained.

"No way, can't you wait?" Sasuke (Naruto) asked impatiently.

"...No..." he replied, ticking Sasuke (Naruto) off.

"Forget it!"

"No! You bribed me into letting you borrow the board, and you still never even told me who Ino liked!" he yelled. Realizing what he said, he started to blush.

"I'm back Sasuke-kun!" Ino exclaimed in a singsong voice. "Uh oh!" She tripped over a misplaced pillow and her tea spilt all over Sasuke (Naruto).

"EYAAAHHH!!!" he shrieked. The tea was as hot as lava from the biggest volcano in the world!

"Gomen, gomen!" Ino yelled.

"Here!" Sakura exclaimed, running to the poor boy. "Oops!" she gasped, spilling more on him.

"GAAKKK!!!"

"Where's my board?"

"Want another massage?"

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" he yelled. He could've sworn he heard Naruto (Sasuke) yelling with him.
So, who'll lose the bet, Sasuke, or Naruto? Please give suggestions by email, not reviews, so it won't ruin it for everyone, thanks! My email is on my profile.