Chapter 1

I was walking towards school on a rainy morning. I woke up 20 minutes late again. I rushed to get up and took the shortest shower of my life. I threw on the closest pair of clothes I could reach (clean of course). So basically I was a little pissed off. While I was walking I was running down the street. All of a sudden I heard a scream not far in front of him. I slowed down my pace and walked listening carefully. Soon enough we just shrugged it off and then looked at my watch. It was 7:25 I had only five minutes before 1st period started. I had humanities 1st and 2nd period. Although I liked the class it wasn't my best in grades. All of a sudden I hears a sound coming from what I thought under my shoe. I looked at the bottom of my shoe and nothing. I looked at the ground thinking it might be someone's walkie-talkie lying on the ground and nothing except a snail. So I kept walking. I goes to stamp on the snail when it looks at me and said, "I know you weren't gunna step on me boy".

"What the hell? Did you just talk?" I asked confused.

"Hell yeah. Why you gotta problem wit dat?"

"No I just never knew snails could talk"

"They can't dumbass. I am a special snail. My name is Ed and my parents say I'm special. So I'm Special Ed. Is that all right with you or do I have to change my name?

"It's fine. My name is Joe. Well I have to go Ed"

"It's Special Ed and since you didn't step on me I guess I can grant you 3 wishes".

"Okay but I'll have to take you to school with me" so I picked up Ed and went to school. I started to run when I said," You can't grant me wishes".

"Wanna bet?"

"No but I don't think you can."

"Yeah I bet I can set back the world time so you can get to school on time."

"No you can't"

"Yeah I can, watch me." Then I felt a little rumble under him and then I looked at my watch. It said 7:00.

"No way."

"Yeah way. By the way you only have 2 wishes now".

"Not really. I never said I wish."

"You teenagers and your manipulations". So I went to school with time to spare. A couple of minutes later Ed started nagging.

"You gunna make a wish yet?" said Ed.

"Fine. Hhhmm. Got it. I wish that I had an exact copy of every supernatural power I've ever seen, read, or heard about."

"Your wish is my command."

"Did it work"?

"Try it", said Ed. I concentrated on my lock on the locker. Nothing happened.

"Hey Ed what's with the Magick? It ain't workin'"

"Stupid teenagers. Nothin' happens fast enough. You have to have patience"

"Right that thing that no one has." So I concentrated hard and finally the lock started spinning and popped off. "Wow, cool". Then my two best friends Stephanie and Kristina came up behind me.

"Uhhh Joe what was that?" said Kristina

"Well what do you think Tina?" I replied.

"I don't know?"

"Steph did you see anything?" I asked.

"See what. I was reading leave me alone this part is getting good."

"Kristina are you okay or are you seeing things?" I asked her trying to mess with her head.

"I have no clue. Come on we have to go to class." Kristina replied. So we walked to class and I had high hopes for the day.

Later in the day I was having some fun but Ed restrained my powers so I couldn't do any harm. I just pushed textbooks and pencils off desks. It was all fun until fifth period I had a premonition. And all of a sudden the phone in the class rang.