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Chapter 14: Action

Shikamaru was the first to wake up.

"Agh, gotta go!" He muttered to himself. Running to what appeared to be the bathroom, he stepped in and looked. "Hey, this is a bedroom! Sakura should fix the door to their room." He quickly heard something click behind him. Desperately, Shikamaru turned around and twisted the rusty knob. It was locked. "Is there another entrance?" He thought. Suddenly, he heard screaming. Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and Tenten ran towards him through a nearby entrance to the bedroom.

"Shikamaru, help!"

"Calm down, Ino, why are you up so late?"

"We all heard sounds coming from here, and it was irritating Tenten, so we went to investigate!" Sakura explained nervously.

"Yeah, right, so what is it?"

"It's…behind you!" Hinata screamed. Shikamaru swiftly turned around and walked back. There, he saw a rip-off version of the freaky girl from "The Ring" she grabbed at his shoulders. Shikamaru was nearly pissing his pants.

"Y-yeah, right, you think I'd get fooled by that?" Shikamaru stuttered. "Now take off the wig, Tenten, and take off the illusion genjutsu, I have to go to the washroom!"

"I-I'm right here!" Tenten squeaked. Shikamaru looked stunned. The girl gripped onto his shoulders harder, and came closer…

AHHHH!

"Shika-kun didn't put up much of a fight!" Ino laughed, dragging an unconscious Shikamaru to the washroom. They planned to lock all the boys in the washroom and fight for who'll use the toilet first. Some thought this was a tad too devious, but went along anyways, just for fun.

"I'm getting tired…" Ino yawned.

"Me too…" Sakura murmured.

"I can watch over…" Hinata suggested.

"Yeah, I'll watch over too…" Temari said, while turning around to see Tenten was already napping on a sofa.

Everyone eventually napped at the end…until…

Neji woke up

Groaning and trying to get up, Neji looked beside him. "Shikamaru's gone," he murmured to himself. He then stood up and walked to the washroom. He looked at the bedroom and washroom door suspiciously, and chose the bedroom door. "Heh, must be a practical joke. THIS is the washroom!" Neji smirked, stepping on something…solid. "What the—Shikamaru?" Before he could do anything, somebody locked the door and sprayed something from a slit through the door. "Damn, knockout gas!" before he knew it, the strong pungent smell knocked him cold.

What will happen to the next two? Dun dun dun!

"This is working perfectly" Temari smirked.

"Um, I feel kind of guilty now…" Hinata mummered. Nobody said anything about it, though it was obviously because they were too, but inner Sakura helped.

"Guilty? What for! All the jerks have done to us was piss us off! We have to get Naruto and Sasuke especially!" The outer Sakura hesitated at this thought, but then Ino came rushing on to them.

"Naruto's awake, and he just woke Sasuke too!"

Yawning, Sasuke irritatedly woke up to see his rival staring back at him groggily (don't think yaoi thoughts people!)

"What the hell do you want?" Sasuke asked, yawning again.

"Escort me to the washroom!" Naruto laughed. Sasuke punched his head. "Ow!"

"You woke me up for that?" He asked tiredly, but forcefully.

"Yeah, and to make you suffer" Naruto laughed harder. Sasuke grumbled.

"Alright, but this better be fast."


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