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Chapter 15: Backfire
Sasuke and Naruto groggily walked to the bathroom, mostly Naruto in need of the toilet. When they reached the bathroom, Naruto stopped him.
"I need to get something in the other room first." Naruto whispered suspiciously.
" Yawn Whatever…" Sasuke sat on the floor outside the two rooms, while Naruto entered.
"Eh? This is the washroom, Sakura-chan needs to do some renovating…." Too tired to care, he went to the toilet and did his business, not seeing his friends in the bathtub.
Nearby….
"Naruto-kun?" Hinata mummered.
"You can tell it's him by his whispers?" Tenten asked, amazed,
"Yeah, he talks that way…." She replied shyly.
"Oh, that's right, I thought I heard Sasuke…" Sakura mumbled. "Why would he go to my parents room? Unless he somehow saw the illusion, which I doubt…"
"Let's go on then…" Temari smirked. Hinata squeaked.
"Sasuke sensed us," she whispered.
"What? Are you sure?" Ino whisper-yelled. Hinata hesitated, and then nodded. The girls quietly panicked.
Sasuke yawned, turning his head. All of a sudden, he felt a familiar aura… he did felt it everyday... "Hurry up Naruto!" He yelled. Carefully (and tiredly) he surveyed the surroundings. 'Now that I think about it, I feel faint chakra surrounding me.' He thought suspiciously.
All of a sudden, he disappeared.
"Eh…? Where's Sasuke!" Sakura whispered loudly. Suddenly, she felt a solid hard knock on her head.
"NARUTO, you idiot, I know Sakura's house like the back of my hand and you can't sneak up on me!"
"SASUKE?" Sakura yelled.
"Sakura! What the hell are you all doing here?" Sasuke shouted. Sakura stared up at him, completely different than what he was used to. He suddenly felt a whipping burn across his cheeks.
"Ok, now I'm pissed. First, you hit me, then you YELL at me!" she shouted, not caring that her friends were now staring at her very frighteningly. Sasuke couldn't reply.
'It must be that weird other side of her again…' Ino smirked, yawning.
'This isn't like her. She'd never shout like this…at least to me!' He thought. He really didn't like this.
Then it was silent. Sasuke was very fascinated at the woodwork of the stairs right about now.
"HEY YOU BASTARD, I FOUND SOMETHING REALLLLYY NASTY IN THE BATHROOM!" A boy yelled, jumping onto the unfortunate Uchiha.
"N-Naruto!" Hinata stammered.
"Ah? What's going on?"
Silence again. All that was heard were loud snores coming from Naruto. (Sweat drop) Eventually…
Next Morning…Sasuke was the first to wake up.
Forcing himself to open his eyes, he felt a very heavy head on his stomach. It was pink.
"H-Hey, wake up…you're heavy." He nudged her. She wouldn't budge. "What happened last night?" He had to admit; she still looked pretty with her face so wrinkled in anger. Then he remembered. Quickly, he GENTLY put Sakura on a more comfortable spot, and ran to the bathroom. And slammed the door.
"Damn, I can't believe I actually lasted so long…" he murmured. Something didn't seem very…. right…at the moment. He turned and stared with awe at what he saw beside him. "Holy shit…." He yelled. There, he saw the most horrific sight. Shikamaru and Neji were lying unconscious on the bathtub. Instantly, he dragged them both out and pounded their heads. "Stupid Naruto."
"W-What the—" Groggily, Shikamaru yawned and stared at Sasuke surprised.
"Those girls…" Neji muttered.
"What did they do to you?" Sasuke asked.
"Damn them. They fooled me with some rip-off version of that freaky ghost with the long hair and I ended up here."
"I realized it was an illusion, and they made me inhale knockout gas."
"I-I'm sorry… it's my fault…" The three boys turned around to see the girls…oh, and Naruto.
"Hinata-chan?"
"I thought of the plan, but…"
"Hinata, don't! You'll just be admitting defeat to them!" Tenten yelled.
"It was all Sasuke and stupid Naruto's fault!" Shouted Ino.
"Our fault? We saved unnecessary violence!" Sasuke said, which sounded very unusual coming from him.
"You deserved it!" Sakura retorted.
"What do you mean?" Angrily, Tenten pulled out a scroll from her pocket. It was quite long indeed.
"THIS is why." Tenten pointed at the bottom part, which seemed to be the most recently added reasons.
"Date-screw uppers?"
"Insensitive jerks?"
"Unreliable ditchers?"
"Eee-go-ti-stick bastards?"
"Oh yeah?" Neji pulled out a scroll from HIS pocket.
"PMS-y?"
"Clingy weirdoes?"
"Lying jerks?"
"Evil bitches!"
"You bastards!"
"Man, that's it, I'm leaving." Temari yawned. "Seeing little kids argue is really annoying."
"………."
"Oh, the ramen guy asked me to give you guys this." Temari threw pamphlets down their feet.
"What is this?" Shikamaru asked, trying to calm down.
"This isn't really the right time…" Sasuke said.
"It's a application form for this contest. It's some new technology with virtual reality or something. You just have to kill as many monsters as you can, then you can win 200 dollars worth of prizes of your choice, hand-delivered to you." Temari replied calmly. "I get paid for every filled form, so you better sign up." She said threatingly.
"Oohhh…years worth of ramen..."
"Weapon dummy kit…"
"A new wardrobe…"
Soon, everybody was so induced in their own thoughts, that they all just stayed quiet for a while.
"Just fill the damn form already! See you…!" Temari smiled. Shikamaru shuddered.
'I think I failed to mention something…' She thought.
It's probably pretty obvious what she forgot to mention…Stay tuned…;D
