"Moo!" said Hiei who for some strange reason was pretending to be a hamster. Kurama then poked him and said "Why must you moo oh mooing gerbil thing OF DOOM? I am watching a show about flying potatoes!"
Hiei responded to this by crawling on top of Kurama's head and chewing on his hair. "Needs salt…" said Hiei.. 'Hmmm…I wonder how long I can get away with bugging him?'
Then he ran around screaming "THE PINAPPLES ARE EATING MY TOENAILS! I NEED THE CHEE-" Hiei was cut off by Kurama giving him a wedgie and pulled his bright pink underwear with teddy bears all over it over his eyes.
"OH MY GOD! IM BLIND! SAVE MEEEEEEEE!" Yelled Hiei as he ran around "Hiei your not blind! Calm down, I just gave you a wedgie!" Kurama said. "Oh Ok then!" Then he put his underwear back so he could see.
"Here Hiei. It's a pet rock", said Kurama before tossing Hiei the rock witch hits him in the head. Hiei picked up the rock and said "Come Rocky, I shall potty train you!" "Great" said Kurama while making a face at Hiei.
Then Hiei took the rock to the bathroom and set the rock on the toilet seat." Okay Rocky here you go!" Then the rock fell into the toilet "No Rocky! Bath time is later! Oh no he's drowning!" Then Hiei dived into the toilet to save Rocky.
He finally came out of the toilet holding the rock. After that he went down stairs. " Kurama I wont need a bath this week I went for a swim in your toilet!"
"Why did you swim in the toilet Hiei?" "Because Rocky fell in. OH NO! ROCKYS NOT BREATHING! He must of got drownded in the potty! Kurama he needs mouth to mouth resuscitation!"
'There is no way I'm touching that rock after it fell in the toilet…' "I'm sorry Hiei but its to late for Rocky. "NOOOOOOO! Ill miss you!" Then he started crying.
" Rocky is in a better place now." said Kurama. " Who the heck is 'Rocky'? Im screaming about the ice cream monkeys!" said Hiei. Kurama sweat droped. "No one Hiei." "I want pie!"
"NOOOO! I need the pie-y goodness" responded Kurama. "Besides you know how hyper it makes you!"
"But I NEED the pie!" said Hiei before running into the kitchen and eating all the pie. "SOHYPER! IammorehyperthanthemysticmonkeyofRussia!" Then he ran into the room Kurama was in jumped onto his head and began doing the Macarena. "Hiei! Quit being hyper!" said kurama "NEVERNEVERnEvErNeVeR!" yelled Hiei. "Look Hiei! TV! " Yelled Kurama "WERE" said Hiei looking franticly for the television. So Hiei found the TV and watched for the rest of the day.
Kurama went into a different room and picked up the phone. "Hello is this the insane asylum? I need you to pick someone up", said Kurama looking at Hiei through the door way.
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