Kathryn's Insanity Galore
Chapter 2

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What happened before:

Okay, lets see. Captain Jane...you hear a from Janeway .. Kathryn is standing somewhere between Tactical/Security station and the Ops Station. Chakotay's eyes are about to fall out of his face as he is staring at Kathryn's legs. Tuvok is still a little confused, Paris is, still, amused and Harry's face turned from pale to purple in the past few minutes. Neelix is now dead. little yahoo dance Sorry to Neelix fans. All 3 of them.

And now onto chapter 2.

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Janeway: Yo Chuckles, what are you looking at huh?
Chakotay: I ah.. I was uh... I uh... My sister had the same skirt...
Paris: Of course she had...
Janeway: Hey Flyboy, you still coming for that tennis match?

Suddenly B'Elanna appears on the Bridge out of nowhere, and apparently she heard Kathryn's last sentence...

Torres: Capta...
Janeway: Kathryn!!!
Torres: Sure... Kathryn. No one calls my Tom Flyboy', except me! Try it again and you're dead!
Janeway: (fearless as usual) See if I care!

She walks towards Tom. B'Elanna, of course, is fuming.

Torres: Okay, that's it!

B'Elanna jumps on Kathryn and starts a bitch fight.

Tuvok: (excited) Bitch fight! Bitch fight! Bitch fight! Bi... (resumes Vulcan self) Cap... Kathryn, Lieutenant, I believe it would be wise for you two to settle this uh... disagreement without violence.
Paris: Oh shut up, they're fighting for me!! You go girls!
Torres: Tom, you're dead!
Paris: Uh oh... Kathryn! Stop harassing B'Elanna!!
Torres: That's my Flyboy.
Harry: Bitch fight! Bitch fight!
Tuvok: I said that.
Harry: Oh. I'm so sorry! How can I make it up?
Tuvok: (with an evil grin on his face) By serving me forever. Hehehe...
Torres: If you were any other woman I would kill you where you stand!
Chakotay: Uh, you two are lying on the floor...
Torres: Oh. Whatever. If you were any other woman I would kill you where you lie!
Janeway: Oh bummer.
Torres: Bitch!
Janeway: Slut!
Torres: Whore!
Janeway: Klingon!
Torres: Human!
Chakotay: Uh ladies, please!
Janeway: Chakotay?
Chakotay: Yes?
Janeway: Shut the fuck up!
Chakotay: Aye Kathryn!
Janeway: Good boy. Now sit, and stay.

Chakotay listens and sits down on the floor and watches the two women resume their bitch fight.

Torres: You dishonourable p'tach!
Janeway: Bloody cow!
Torres: Coffee-bitch!
Janeway: What?
Torres: Coffee-bitch.
Janeway: Oh. Was that supposed to be an insult?
Torres: Think so.
Janeway: Okay... Engineering-geek!

It goes on like this for several hours, you get the idea. Okay I ran out of terms of abuse, all right? I'm a writer, not a genius! Till suddenly...

EMH: Boo!!!!!!
Bridge crew: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
EMH: I scared you all, didn't I?
Paris: Actually, no. We just played along.
EMH: Oh. But still, you reacted like people that were scared!
Paris: (rolls eyes)
Harry: I was scared!
EMH: That's nice mr. Kim, very nice.
Harry: Yay!
Chakotay: When is the bitch fight gonna be continued?
Janeway: Shut the fuck up or it will become a Chuckles fight!
Chakotay: Aye Kathryn!

Suddenly they hear a weird sound. A sound from a game. Tetris. Everyone looks around... To see Tuvok trying to break the ship's high score. He looks up and sees everyone staring at him. He excuses himself and turns off the sounds and continues playing.

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That's it for chapter 2! Comments, welcome as usual:) I know this is completely weird, but actually, I like it even thought it's me saying it. Chapter 3 should be up really soon! Thanks for reading!