Kathryn's Insanity Galore
Chapter 3

A/N: Sorry it took me 6 months to come up with this, I just never got around to it! Sorry!
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What happened before:
Ok. Neelix is dead, he was beamed in space. Kathryn wanted to play tennis. Chuckles stared at her legs. Harry was being the geek. Tom said he wanted to play tennis with Kathryn, B'Elanna interferes and we have a bitch fight(woohoo, you go girls!). And in teh end Tuvok was caught playing Tetris.

Now onto Chapter 3:

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Torres: I'm bored of this bitch fight. Let's solve this like mature people.
Kathryn: Ok, what are you suggesting?
Torres: Tom is mine and not yours so you just leave him alone.
Kathryn: But I want a cute guy too! (pouts)
Chakotay: You have me!
Kathryn: Never mind...

While Chuckles is disappointed by Kathryn's statement, Tom and B'Elanna start making out in the middle of the Bridge. No one seems to care. When suddenly...

Tuvok: YESSSSSS!!!! Hahhaaaaaa in ya face Seven, I beat your high score! (does a strange chicken-like dance) I am the beeeheeest, I am the beeeheeest, nanananananana! (sticks tongue out)
Entire Birdge Crew: ...

Seven enters the Bridge. Obviously upset because of something. But first she notices her G-string isn't confortable so she tugs at her suit. That's better.

Seven: Your annoying behaviour is not very Vulcan, is it?
Tuvok: (completely Vulcan) What annoying behaviour?
Seven: Never mind... So tell me, what is your secret?
Tuvok: What secret?
Seven: To beating my high score of course!
Tuvok: If you wish, we can play in 2 player mode and I can show you.
Seven: Yaaaaaayyyyy! (squees)
Entire Bridge Crew minus Harry: ...
Harry: (whines) I wanna play too!
Tuvok: You can play to the person that wins our game.
Harry: All right!!!!! (cheeky grin)

Kes shows up out of nothing. (Oh lord NO, not her!)

Kes: Hey everybody! I've returned to pester you all. Isn't that great?
Kathryn: Uh no. I thought we got rid of you 2 years ago but NOOOOOOO, you had to come back...
Seven: Get lost bitch, you got fired because you scared the audience away so they took ME in your place, SEE YA!
Kes: And just who the fuck are you?
Seven: I am Seven Of Nine Tertiary Adjunct Of Unimatrix Zero One, but to the guys that's sexy bitch.
Chakotay: Well hello Sexy Bitch.
Kathryn: Chuckles, off!
Chakotay: Yes, Kathryn!
Kathryn: Good boy.
Kes: So, who may I pester?
EMH: Oh Kes, it's lovely to see you back, you may pester me!
Kes: But I can't poke you to death, can I?
EMH: I'm afraid you can't.
Kes: So, who else may I pester with my annoying attitude?
Kathryn: Just get lost!
Kes: I'm gonna cry if I can't pester someone! (starts pouting)
Harry: Ok, you can pester me!
Kes: Yay! (pokes Harry)

Mr. Berman shows up and drags Kes away from the Bridge.

Entire Bridge Crew: WOOHOO!

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Ok so I hate Kes. Pretty obvious. Sorry this chapter sucked majorly. I'll try to get the next chapter up soon, and I'll try to make it crazy too!