Kathryn's Insanity Galore
Chapter 4
A/N: I apologise for the not so very great third chapter. I just got an ingenious idea(lol) so here's the next chapter. I hope you like it!
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What happened before:
Tuvok broke Seven's high score in Tetris and now Tuvok is teaching her how he did that. Kathryn and B'Elanna worked out their bitch fight(awwwww!) and Kes showed up (shudder) but mr. Berman got rid of her.

Now onto chapter 4:

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Kathryn: I'm bored.
Chakotay: Me too.
Harry: Me three.
EMH: (sighs at Harry's last comment)

Everything is quiet for a while. Everyone is either busy playing Tetris, making out with their love of their life, or just sitting and being bored. When suddenly...

Kathryn: (sings) Yooo
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha!
Entire Bridge Crew minus Chakotay: . . .
Chakotay: That was lovely Captain! You should try in American Idol!
Kathryn: Cool idea. You know, why don't we all sing a song? Hmmm?
Chakotay: Ok!! I'll do the next one!

Chakotay gets up, clears his throat and gets ready for his act.

Chakotay: (sings) I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt
Too Sexy For My Shirt
So Sexy It Hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan

I'm too sexy for you party
Too sexy for your party
The way I'm dis--

(BANG!) Kathryn hit Chakotay on the head with a spoon.

Kathryn: He bored me. And he really didn't have to take off his shirt if you ask me...
Harry: I thought he was great!
Kathryn: Right. You wanna go next?
Harry: Ok. But I need to think first.
Paris: Don't hurt yourself.
Kathryn, Torres and Tuvok: (snort)
Harry: (sings) Fly me to the moon,
that way I'm closer to Earth
That way I'm out of this
fucking quadrant real soon--
Kathryn: The correct words please, Harry.
Harry: Whatever, I sang.
Chakotay: I liked it. Really catchy.
Kathryn: It was ok. Anyone else wants to sing?

Kathryn looks around the Bridge. Tom and B'Elanna seemed to be discussing something. Tuvok had beaten Seven in Tetris and she was whining like a baby. Now Harry and Tucok were playing against each other.

Paris: Me and B'Elanna would like to sing a song.
Kathryn: Coolios, go ahead.
Paris: (sings) I got chills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Torres: (sings) You better shape up, cause I need a man,
and my heart is set on you
Paris and Torres: You're the one that I want (you are the one I want),
ooh ooh ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want),
ooh ooh ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want),
ooh ooh ooh, honey
The one I need (the one I need),
oh yes indeed (yes indeed)

This was by far the best they all had seen. They didn't continue singing because right now they were more occupied with each others tongues than with the song, ahem.

Kathryn: That was really great. But can't you guys go and make out somewhere else? Like, NOT in the middle of my Bridge?
Chakotay: (staring at Kathryn's legs again) Let them Kathryn.
Kathryn: Whatever. Who's up next?
Seven: I would like to sing.
Kathryn: Okay, go ahead!
Chakotay: (swallows when Seven is right in front of him)
Seven: (sings) Man, I feel like a Borg babe!--
Kathryn: No you are NOT singing that song and changing the lyrics! We do NOT need our male crew insane. (eyes Tom and B'Elanna) If they're not so already...
Seven: Ok. Then I'll sing another song.
(sings)My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like,
it's better than yours,
damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
but I have to charge!
Entire Bridge Crew: O...K...
Kathryn: (turns to the camera... a little too close because her nose is as flat as a wall now...) We're sorry but Voyager Idols part 1 is over for now! We'll be right back with part 2, which will include The Doctor and Tuvok and of course, the winners! (grins like a fool)

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Right. I don't know why I wrote it. I just wanted Chakotay to sing I'm Too Sexy and I wanted Kathryn to make the remark he didn't have to take off his shirt. Call me sick if you want P Lets see. The songs. They're not mine.
Wannabe is by the Spice Girls, not by Kathryn Janeway.
I'm Too Sexy is not by Chakotay but by Right Said Fred.
Fly Me To The Moon is originally by Frank Sinatra but the little version Harry sang, was mine )
You're The One That I Want is unfortunately not by Tom and B'Elanna but by John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John.
Man! I Feel Like A Woman is originally by Shania Twain, Man! I Feel Like A Borg Babe is mine though!
Milkshake is an amazing song. And not mine. But Kelis's.