Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans, but if I did, I'd keep them in a miniature replica of their former habitat. Except for Robin and Raven. I'd take them out and play with them.

A/N: This one is again mixed humor and serious reactions. After this will be an epilogue which will take place a few days later.


Team Meetings

After accidentally kicking Beast Boy in the head, Robin suddenly remembered where they were and what they had been doing before they had...become distracted. "What should we do about him? He's going to wake up soon."

"Let's keep him confused a while." Robin looked surprised at her suggestion. "What? This is payback for every trick he's pulled for the past four years."

"That's a good point," Robin conceded. "Look, he's coming to."

Robin and Raven bent over Beast Boy, curious about what he would do once he was awake. His eyes opened slightly, then he blinked and opened them all the way.

"Whoa," the changeling moaned, then looked up at his two teammates and began to panic.

Robin held his shoulder. "Beast Boy, are you okay?"

"We heard you scream," Raven added.

For a moment, Beast Boy forgot about the talking stuffed monkey invasion and simply shouted in indignation. "HEY! I don't scream!"

"Actually, it kind of did sound like a scream, Beast Boy," Robin affirmed, doing an excellent job of keeping a straight face. "What happened?"

As his memories came flooding back, Beast Boy pulled away from Robin's hand and stood up, slowly backing against a wall. "You're...you're...EVIL DOPPLEGANGERS FROM THE FUTURE!"

Robin and Raven exchanged a glance and looked blankly at their teammate. "Uh, wanna start at the beginning?" Raven asked drolly.

Still cowering against the wall, Beast Boy took up his tale. "Okay, so I brought my toy monkey in here after Robin gave it to me in the living room, only it's not MY toy monkey. It's a talking mini-monkey from the future, where the world is ruled by sand ninjas from other planets, and he's not just a toy monkey, he's my father!" Beast Boy stopped to take a breath, and was about to rush on when Raven interrupted him.

"Beast Boy, you've had that toy for years. Why did it decide to share all of this with you now?" she sounded skeptical.

At the same moment, Robin cut in. "Your father?"

"Yeah! That's what I thought. But he told me so himself!" Beast Boy protested.

Raven turned seriously to Robin. "So now he's hearing voices. I always knew he'd crack someday."

Robin couldn't hide his smirk any longer. "So tell me, Beast Boy...do the voices tell you to kill?"

Raven rolled her eyes. "You were just waiting to say that, weren't you?"

Beast Boy interrupted them. "I know what's going on here! You're evil clones from the future who came back in time to stop me from learning the truth. But it's too late now!"

Robin turned to Raven, looking slightly worried. "You don't think he's actually insane, do you?"

Raven sighed. "No. Beast Boy, listen. We made your stuffed monkey into a remote controlled toy with a little speaker attached. When you heard it talking to you, that was actually Robin. We were hiding in the closet watching the whole thing. You opened the closet door, and when you saw us, you fainted."

Beast Boy gaped at her. "You mean this was all a PRANK? YOU GUYS pulled a prank on ME?"

Robin fished the small microphone out of his belt. The monkey, lying across the room, responded. "Yup."

"That. Is the best prank. I have ever. Seen," Beast Boy said in the most serious tone his teammates had ever heard him use. Despite themselves, the other two Titans couldn't help but smile proudly.

Beast Boy suddenly remembered the brief moments he had witnessed between the other two between his two fainting spells. Except fainting didn't sound very manly. Between the times he...uh...um...was overcome by the situation! Yeah, that sounded important. Beast Boy shook his head to regain his train of thought. "Wait. When I woke up the first time, you guys were—"

"Ah, about that, um," Robin scratched the back of his head and looked to Raven for help.

"That wasn't an April Fool's Day joke," she said firmly, and was rewarded with a genuine smile from Robin.

Before Beast Boy could say anything, Raven asked him dryly, "You aren't going to turn into a fish, are you?" Robin snickered.

"You two are—you're actually—you're TOGETHER?" Beast Boy stammered out. Robin and Raven nodded. "Whoa." He narrowed his eyes at the couple. "And you're SURE the monkey isn't from the future? 'Cause that would explain a lot."

"We're positive, Beast Boy," Robin assured him, and walked over to pick up the toy. "We'll take all of the stuff out of it and give it back to you just like it used to be."

Raven followed Robin out the door. Standing in the doorway, she paused. "Happy April Fool's Day, Beast Boy."

.o.o.o.o.

Cyborg breathed a sigh of relief. FINALLY he had convinced Starfire to try her jokes on Beast Boy. The girl was great, but after sitting through twenty-some pages of Tameranian knock-knock jokes, he was about ready to run himself over with his own car. Although he was curious about what a greblookran shlanklor was. Starfire had blushed an awful lot when she was telling that one...

Hearing footsteps rushing toward him in the corridor, he pressed himself against the wall in time to barely avoid being trampled by Beast Boy, who was literally dragging Starfire behind him. A few steps later, the changeling realized he had just passed his metallic teammate, and screeched to a halt, falling head over heels onto the ground into a jumbled heap with the confused, swirly-eyed alien.

"THERE you are, Cyborg! Man, we've been looking all over for you!" Beast Boy exclaimed as he extricated himself from the tangle of limbs.

"Ow, that is my hair, Beast Boy," Starfire winced. "Yes, Beast Boy proclaims that he is with news, but he would not share until we had located you. Since we have now found Cyborg, please share!"

Standing up, Beast Boy waved his arms excitedly. "Ok, you guys are never going to believe this! Robin and Raven, TOGETHER! Robin and Raven!"

Starfire looked confused. "Where are our friends together, and why would we not believe it?"

Beast Boy looked at Starfire a little guiltily. One would have to be blind, after all, not to have noticed Starfire's strong feelings toward Robin. "Um, sorry, Star. It's not a where, it's more like a how. Robin and Raven are like, going out."

Before Starfire could respond, Cyborg interrupted. "Don't worry, Star, I think those two birds must be messin' with BB. It is April Fool's, after all." He turned to Beast Boy. "You know that man.Or did getting collared mess with your senses?"

At the mention of his apparently irremovable collar, Beast Boy scowled. "That's not it! They weren't messing with me. Ok, well, yeah, they were messing with me. But not about this! They're seriously a couple!"

Starfire looked stricken. "They are—a couple? And they did not inform us of this themselves?"

Beast Boy reverted to looking guilty. "Well, I might'vecaughtthemmakingoutonmybedwhentheythoughtIwasunconscious."

"Please repeat your words slowly, I did not understand," Starfire requested, blinking.

"Let's just say, they didn't exactly tell me, so much as I found out. But when I did find out, they confirmed it!"

"Confirmed what?" Raven walked out of the shadows in the hallway behind Beast Boy, smirking slightly at the girlish shriek that she had caused for at least the third time that day.

Starfire flew up and grasped her hand. "FRIEND! Truthfully, are you and Robin of the couple?"

Raven glared at Beast Boy. "Yes, we are, Starfire, although we were going to break it to you ourselves. Look, I—"

"Breaking? There need not be breaking involved! I am thrilled for my friends!" Starfire jumped up and down, clapping her hands.

"Starfire, I'm glad you're happy, but, I thought that you...had feelings for Robin, too." When Starfire merely looked confused, Raven clarified. "I thought that you had feelings of, well, more than friendship for Robin."

"Oh, no, Raven, I assure you I do not. While it is true that I once felt such things for Robin, I have recognized them as symptoms of 'the crush.' Similar to the crush you and I have shared for Aqua—" Raven slammed her hand over Starfire's mouth.

"I'm glad it's not a problem," Raven said sincerely. Glaring down the hallway at the triumphantly gloating Beast Boy and the stunned Cyborg, she snapped out, "What? Did I just grow another set of eyes?"

"Ahahaha, another set of eyes! That's a good one, Raven, especially for you!" Beast Boy realized he was digging himself into a hole with his comments when Raven smirked. "Hey, what's so—AHHH! Dude, that stung! A lot!" Beast Boy grabbed at his collar. "Come on, Rae, take it off, pleeeeaaaaasssseeee?" He morphed into a kitten and stared at her with shimmering eyes.

"No."

"Um, why is everyone gathered in the hallway?" Robin joined gathering.

"Hey, man, congratulations!" Cyborg offered Robin a high-five.

"Thanks, Cyborg. I know this must seem kind of weird to you guys—"

"Not at all! Two friends have added to their friendship, giving more meaning to the already wonderful bond!" Starfire gushed eloquently.

One of Robin's eyes widened as he eyed Starfire, slightly skeptical of her exuberant attitude. "She's alright," Raven assured him.

"So you guys are okay with this?" Robin asked. The other Titans nodded. "Great! Oh, and Beast Boy, here's the monkey again. I took everything out of it. It's just the way it used to be." Robin handed the now-normal toy back to its owner and headed for the living room, edging his way past his teammates.

Raven followed Robin, but as she passed Beast Boy, she leaned down slightly to whisper in his ear. "Or is it?"

Cyborg and Starfire were left somewhere between curiosity, confusion, and shock as Raven walked away laughing, enjoying the look of paranoia on Beast Boy's face.

"DUDE! That isn't cool! You fixed it, right? Guys?"


Well, I kind of liked that chapter, but I'm also a little irked at myself for the kind of clichéd response from Starfire. I thought it was better to have the team's reactions, than not to, however, so I had to think of SOMETHING.

All right, last chapter coming up, and it'll probably be on the short side, but close to all humor.

Thank you again to all of my WONDERFUL reviewers!