Bring Me Water!
DDR
DISCLAIMER Paramount owns Star Trek Voyager and Shania Twain owns the song "Bring Me Water" I'm just borrowing them for fun.
AUTHOR'S NOTE This story is based on the song "Bring Me Water". I love that song and every time I hear it this story plays out in my mind I was bound to write this fan fic sooner or later. By the way, I wouldn't doubt if this story sounds familiar to anyone because it has most likely happened to some of us at one point or another.
THE STORY
Aboard the USS Voyager in holodeck2 some of crew are running tropical resort program. Tom Paris and B'Elanna Torres enter. They go to the edge of the swimming pool an spread out their towels and then they set up a picnic for two. Everything was lovely. "This is so nice, Tom." B'Elanna says, taking a bite of her mustard potato salad. When Tom doesn't answer her she glances up at him. She notices that he is focused on something behind her…
He took me to our favorite spot
A place we go to hang a lot
Something seemed to catch his eye
Over my shoulder Over my shoulder
B'Elanna followed Tom's gaze to see what was so interesting. She puts down her salad when she sees Kes laying her towel near the pool. Oh for god's sake B'Elanna thought disgusted with Tom's expression as Kes tossed long, curly, blonde hair over her shoulder. B'Elanna couldn't let Tom continue his behavior. She had an idea…
I turned around to see what's up
A pretty young thing sure enough
She was new he wanted to
Know her, Know her
Oh Yeah then she flipped her hair
Oh yeah, He began to stare
"Tom?" B"Elanna asked turning back to her boyfriend. He didn't answer "Okay… Waiter! Can I get some water over here?" B'Elanna yelled to Neelix who was working the drink stand. Neelix nodded. B'Elanna looked at Tom whose gaze was still fixed on Kes.
Waiter! Bring me Water!
I've gotta make him keep his cool
Waiter! Bring me Water!
He's acting like a fool
Waiter! Bring me water!
B'Elanna waved her arms in front of Tom's face trying to get his attention. "Thomas Eugene Paris!" Sheshouted sternly movingtoblock his view. It was hopeless. She look back at Kes who was now reading a PADD and twirling a lock of her hair. B'Elanna growled angrily. God! He's such a fool. Everyone iswatchingat us now! He is an embarrassment! She thought "Waiter! Waiter!" she yelled "I'm coming!" Neelix said cheerfully.
I did my best to block his view
But it was like he could see through me
I just knew he wanted to
Hold her, Hold her
Oh yeah, I ain't getting no where
Oh yeah, She's still stand there.
Waiter! Bring me water!
I've gotta make him keep his cool
Waiter! Bring me water!
He's acting like a fool
Waiter! Bring me water!
There's gotta be a way to cool this clown
He's starting to embarrass me
"I know!" said B'Elanna "Waiter! Forget the water!"
I may even have to hose him down
Bring me water!
I don't know what he finds so distracting
What's so hot about her?
I really don't like the way he's acting
Bring me water!
"I don't like the way you're acting Tom." B'Elanna warned…
BRING IT ON!
Before Tom knew it B'Elanna lunged at him pushing him into the pool. He was finally shaken out of his trance. He noticed that he was in the pool and everyone except B'Elanna was laughing at him. "What's so hot about her!" B'Elanna shouted him. Tom realized what he had been doing and how mad he had made B'Elanna. He thought it better not to say anything as B'Elanna turned and left the holodeck. "Men!" she growled in frustration as the doors slid shut.
THE END : )
DDR
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