Sandy
Gary opened one eye slowly. Sunlight poured in from the high, little window. Gary opened his other eye and gave a huge yawn. He could hear voices coming from another part of the house. He decided to follow them, hoping it would take him somewhere familiar. Gary slithered down the long halls, a lot of them filled with portraits of himself, Spongebob, and various other Squarepants ancestors. Finally he came to a larger, fancier version of his living room. There was Spongebob, as well as Sandy. Gary meowed a greeting to the squirrel. She looked in his direction.
"Well howdy there, lil critter!" she said cheerfully, bending down to pat him. Gary took a good look at her and realized she looked much different. Instead of her usual astronaut-type outfit she had on patched up overalls and a red and white polka dot t-shirt. She had an air filled fish bowl turned upside down on her head so she could breath. When Sandy smiled at Gary, he saw she only had two teeth.
"Listen, Ms. Cheeks," Spongebob said impatiently, apparently continuing their conversation.
"Aw, shucks, call me Sandy," Sandy said. Her southern accent had tilted from interesting to hillbilly-ish. Spongebob cleared his throat.
"Anyways, Ms. Cheeks, you're sweet and all, but I can't be seen socializing with the likes of you!" he shuddered at the thought. "Here's twenty bucks, Hilda will show you to the door." Hilda popped up out of nowhere and took Sandy's arm, leading her to the door.
"Fine, be that way, ya, ya, ya yellow sponge!" Hilda shut the door on Sandy's "insult", and Spongebob gave a relieved sigh.
"I hope no one saw her with me," he said, looking around nervously as though there might be hidden cameras or spies.
"Meow?" Gary looked at his owner, confused again. Spongebob gasped.
"What do you mean, why did I throw her out?" he asked, horrified. "She's a hillbilly! I, being such a rich and prestigious man, can not be seen with her." Gary gave a disgusted hiss. Spongebob glared at him.
"Hilda, give that snail his breakfast." He stomped off, and Gary sadly followed Hilda into the kitchen.
