Jaz: Muahahaha! Oh my gosh! I'm getting more reviews like never before!! XDDD Keep it up and I'll finish this story in NO TIME!!! :D Anyway, last chapter with the whole Riza Getting Constipated… I got that from The Cosby Show.. just for the record… ; OH! And I'd like to thank one of my loyalest reviewers!!

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Chapter 6: Fate Prt. 1

Today was the big day. Roy was getting promoted!

"Gabriella, sweety, get ready! Daddy's important dinner starts less than an hour!" Riza said running back and forth hastily around the cabin trying to make preparations.

"……" Gabriella continued to stare at the plate of cookies sitting on the desk.

"Gabriella, put on you're sandals!" Riza started fixing her hair. Today, she wore it down. She was wearing a sparkly blue dress with sapphire earings.

Gabriella made no reply and was almost literally hypnotized to the plate of cookies.

Riza stopped and looked over at Gabe. "Gabriella?"

Gabriella turned to her mother giving her an innocent look. "Mommy, can I have a cookie?"

Riza kneeled down and straightened Gabe's dress collar. She gave her a small smile. "Sorry, sweety, not right now.."

Gabe began to tear up. Riza whiped her tears away softly with her wrist. "Now, now, Gabriella, you can have a cookie AFTER dinner.."

Finally, Roy walked out of the bathroom with the usual military uniform on. From inside the bathroom, the mirrors and glass were all fogged up and steam seeped out into the cabin. You can tell he took a shower. He started to ruffle his hair with a towel.

"Roy! This is a dinner party, not a ceremony!" Riza scolded. Roy shrugged.

"I'm the main event, I have to stand out. Besides.. I wanna see what my new badge would look like on my uniform jacket.."

Riza rolled her eyes. Roy took a cookie from the plate, and looked at Gabe. Tears swelled up Gabe's little face.

"Mom didn't give you a cookie, eh?"

Gabe nodded. Roy handed her the remaining cookie in his hand and took another one. Gabriella gave the most happiest smile no one has ever seen and ran off.

"Roy! Those are for the Fuhrer after the dinner!" Riza shouted. "And Gabe didn't eat dinner!!"

"Sheesh, could you be any louder?" Roy laughed. "Besides… it's just one little cookie which is no big deal." Roy glanced at his cookie and took a bite out of it. "Oops.. correction.. I meant two."

Riza frowned. "You don't take me seriously anymore!!"

Roy shrugged and smiled. "What's not to? You're like the—uuh—Wicked Witch of the West.."

Riza glared. "What did you say?"

Gabe laughed. She enjoyed watching her parents argue.

"Wicked Witch of the West.." Roy repeated slowly glaring back. The look in his eyes showed no fear.

Suddenly, Riza tackled Roy on the bed and started beating him up with a pillow, as Gabriella cheered from the side.

"Take—Wam! –That --Bam! —BACK!" Riza said wacking the pillow on poor Roy's head.

"You wanna play rough, eh?"

Roy pushed Riza off him and pinned her to the wall across the bed.

"SO, we're playing sumo?" Riza smirked. "I have you know that I was the unbeatable champed when I was young!"

"Ya.." Roy laughed. "In Pittsburg!"

Riza pushed Roy to the middle of the cabin but Roy resisted for her to push him any further.

Gabriella continued to cheer and laugh on the side.

They continued to push eachother to the opposite side of the room, but their strength was equally matched.

"You know, 1st Lieutenant, I was expecting more from a woman!" Roy commented.

"There's one thing you should learn about women, Colonel," Riza replied. "They're veeery unpredictable.."

"??"

Riza kicked Roy in the shin, with her high heel, and successfully managed to push Roy back onto the bed.

"Oow! S-screw you!" Roy cursed under his breath clutching his shin.

"Yaay!" Gabe cheered.

Riza smiled triumphantly, until she heard a sudden knock on the door. She opened it and saw Gracia.

"Hello, Gracia," Riza greeted.

"Hi Riza!" Gracia smiled. She was wearing a silky black dress with white gloves and she accessorized herself with a pearl necklace and earings. Her mouth stood out with red lipstick.

"You look wonderful.." Riza commented looking at her dress in awe.

"Thanks, but it's nothing compared to you're dress.." Gracia replied.

Riza smiled.

"Anyway, since we have an hour left before the party, Elicia and I were going to look at the souvenirs. We wanted to know whether or not Gabriella would join us."

Before Riza could reply an answer, Gabriella ran right next to Gabe.

"Can I, Mommy? PLEEEEEEEEEAAASE!!??" Gabe continued to say please until Riza said. "Fine, go ahead, but stay close next to Aunty, okay?"

Gabe squealed and ran off with Elicia and Gracia. As soon, as they were out of sight, Riza closed the door. She went over back to the bed to go see Roy.

"Why the heck did you kick me in the shin?" Roy said still rubbing it.

Riza embraced Roy's body. "Because women are unpredictable.."

"So I see…" Roy scanned Riza's dress. "My, my, Mrs. Hawkeye, you look awfully beautiful in that dress…"

(FLUFF ALERT!!)

"It's Mrs. Mustang now," Riza rested her head on his arm.

"Ya know.. you'd look a lot better with a miniskirt." Roy grew a smile.

"You want me to wear a miniskirt?"

Roy nodded.

Riza chuckled. "That will never happen… EVER.."

Roy's smile faded and Riza got up from the bed.

"You know, ever since we married and Gabe came along, you've been a nag.." Roy wrapped his arms around Riza's waist and rested his chin on her left shoulder.

Riza smiled. "That's because ever since we married, you started to become a slob.."

"Then, why am I getting promoted?" Roy took her hand and started kissing it, working his way up to her neck. (like the Mr. Aadams from the Aadams Family Show? O-O;;)

"hmm.." Riza closed her eyes as Roy started kissing her neck. Moments later, she pushed Roy away. "Nononono… we can't, not right now.."

Roy grabbed her wrist. "We have an hour left.." He pulled her over closer to him, so close, she could feel his breath.

"Weell…" She smirked. "I guess a few minutes wouldn't hurt…"

Their two lips moved slowly closer, and closer.. so close that they could almost touch eachother until…

(FLUFF ENDED!)

Knock! Knock!

They stopped. Roy rested his face on Riza's shoulder. "Oh gawsh.." He said in a muffled voice. He slipped away from Riza's embrace and started storming to the door. "No, privacy, WHATSOEVER!"

Roy opened the door. "Now wha—wha—wha—" Roy stammered. "F-fuhrer?! U-uh.. SIR!" He stood up taller and saluted.

Bradley nodded and still had that stupid smile on his face."Stand down.."

Roy lowered his hand and straightened his posture.

"May I…. Come in?" Bradley asked.

"Uuh.. of course, sir!" Roy leaned closer to the doorframe to let Bradley come in.

"Hello, First Lieutenant.."

Riza looked up from adjusting her high-heel. "Gah! S-sir!" She quickly straightened herself and stood up in a broad position to salute him, but she tripped and fell back, sitting on the bed.

"Please excuse my wife, sir. You see, ever since we've married, she's been a total clutz lately. And I try SO HARD to prevent her from these things…" Roy whispered in the Fuhrer's ear.

Bradley cracked up.

Riza heard that comment and glared at Roy.

Roy shrugged and smirked.

Riza stood up and straightened her dress. "Sir, what brings you to our cabin?"

"Weell… I was wondering where you're daughter was.. you see.. it seems that I was unaware that you're daughter's birthday was shortly a while ago.. and.. well.. I wanted to give her a late-birthday gift…" Bradley explained.

Roy looked quite shocked.

"Sir, that's quite generous of you, but you didn't have to go through all the trouble.." Riza said.

"Nonsense! She's the The Colonel's and 1st Lieutenants daughter!! One of my best members of the military! And you say I can't give her a parting gift?" Bradley laughed.

"Well.. uhm.." Riza interrupted Roy.

"If you're looking for her, she went with a friend of ours to the souvenir shop on the 5th floor." Riza informed.

Excellent.. "Well, thank you! I hope I wasn't interrupting a conversation of some sort.."

"No, sir, not at all.." Riza said.

Roy coughed.

"Goodbye.."

Right when Bradley was out of sight, Roy closed the door. "Hmm.. since when does Fuhrer care about our daughter's birthday?" Roy scratched his head.

Riza threw a shoe at him. "Ow! Now what?"

"Don't act stupid! You tried to embarrass me in front of the Fuhrer!" Riza hissed. "After all that hard work of perfect-attendance, good mission reports, and perfect behaviour.. you decide to ruin my record?!"

Roy frowned. "You're overreacting! Bradley and I know I was only joking… Sheesh! Big deal! Get a hold of yourself. You act like when everything's bad, the world is going to collapse…"

"Because I'm not reckless like YOU!" Riza stormed into the restroom and locked the door.

Roy sighed. "Women.." He muttered exasperatingly.

Bradley walked casually through the halls, and stopped directly next to the Janitor's closet. He looked around making sure no one was watching, and sneakily went inside the closet.

"Do you know where the girl is?" A thug inside the closet asked Bradley lighting his cigarette.

Bradley smirked. "'Course I do! Mustang and Hawkeye are so stupid! They saw my disguise right through me!"

"Whatever…" The thug exhaled the cigarette smoke. "What next, boss?"

Bradley morphed into a young man with long black hair and a headband. He had a black sleeveless top that showed his stomach (making him look like a girl), and wore tight black capris. His name was Envy. "Time for Phase 3…"

"Ooh! Hey, mom, look at this one!!" Elicia held up a giant seashell from the shelf. Gracia took a closer look at it. "Wow. It's so beautiful!"

"I'm gonna give it to my friend, Shang! He'll love it a lot and—"

"Elicia, relax before you—"

Elicia dropped the shell and it scattered across the floor.

"Drop it…" Gracia finished.

"Oopsie.." Elicia looked at the broken parts of the shell on the floor.

"YOU!" A man, otherwise known as the clerk, stormed to the two young ladies. "YOU BROKE SHELL! YOU PAY!" The man obviously sounded very foreign due to his lack of fluency in English.

"I-I'm sorry, sir. How much?" Gracia looked a bit shocked at the man's attitude towards her.

"YOU BROKE SHELL! YOU PAY!" The man repeated pointing his finger directly at the two.

"I don't think you understand.." Gracia tried to speak more slowly. "How- much- was- shell?"

"YOU BROKE SHELL! YOU PAAY!!" The man shouted again. He started yelling at them in Chinese.

While, Elicia and Gracia had to deal with their own problems, Gabriella was looking at the stuffed animals. "Oooh! Look! A pony!"

A little boy walked up to her. "I know where you can get a real pony.. Just come with me and I'll show you."

Gabriella gave a shy smile. "Sorry. I don't go with strangers… my daddy told me."

The little boy frowned. "But I'm only one little boy! What harm can a little boy like me do?"

Gabriella pondered a bit. "Weell… I guess you do make a point.." she smiled. "Take me to the pony!!!"

The little boy smiled. "Come,"

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Roy: WTF? I wanna see what happens to my little girl..

Jaz: Well, anyhoo, I stopped here to make it more heart-throbbing and exciting!! You just can't wait to see what happens next!!! . And besides… I really didn't feel like writing much today! XDD And anyway.. about the fluff… well… I JUST FELT LIKE IT!!! XDD Anyway, if you can stand Yiao.. YOU CAN STAND FLUFF!!!