EEK! I got reviews! YIIPIIE! (gives everyone who reviewed a cookie)Oh, and I want to add that I would put them at the Madison Brat Fest, but they are in Green Bay, so I didn't really plan on them going there, sorry to the person who ask me to do that. ANYWAY! O.K. I don't own Yugioh, so, yeah....read! and enjoy!
Chapter 4- Eight Hours Plus a Plane Equals What?
Yami glanced around the plane. He was only on a plane a couple of times with Yugi, but never really on a vacation purpose. He turne his heaad toward the person sitting next to him, and a older man stared back, not even five inches away from Yami's nose. Eeep.
"YAAA!" Yami shrieked and pulled his head back. "Um, your a bit close there, Buddy, don't you think?" The old man sqiunted his eyes and stared at Yami.
"Your that, that, boy who kept on making the metal detector go off, aren't you?" the old man wided his right eye and leened in closer to Yami, to where Yami's head was sticking out of the aisle.
"Yes, and your point is?" Yami hissed at him.
"Are you some kind of terrorist, or something? Huh? Huh? HUH?!" the old man spat out loud. Yami could see some people stare at him. Tea caught Yami's eyes and waved at him. Yami lend back in rolling his eyes.
"Listen old guy, I'm not a terrorist, GOT IT! And will you please stop staring at me? Your freaking me out, now go look at the clouds or something," Yami pushed the man towards the window.
"AHH!! HE GOT ME! HE GOING TO KILL ME! HE GOING TO-" the man stopped yelling and his eyes rolled in the back of his head as he fell asleep snoring.
"Is, like, everything, like O.K.?" the blond lady came bouncing towards Yami.
"yeah, yeah, I think," Yami looked at the old man as his head slid down from his seat and landed against Yami's shoulder. "Is he dead?" Yami pointed at him. 0o'
"Oh, Mr. Ageler is fine, his pills just kicked in," the blond smiled and skipped back into the cotpit.
"Damn," Yami frowned.
Meanwhile in Tea's seat.......
Tea smiled at the hairy man that sat next to her. He grunted at her and started to play with his nose ring. (ewww)
"My, that tatoo on your arm is beautiful, with the cute little butterfly, and flowers-" Tea stopped as the man stared at her.
"That's not a butterfly, that a rabbit," the man glared at her.
"Oh, bunny rabbits are sooo cute, don't you think?" Tea grasp her hands together and smiled deeply at the scared man.
"I dispise them...." he grunted.
"Why?" she asked.
"Becasue as you can see here, those aren't any flowers, those are flames," the man glared at her again. He could tell she was still confused. "Flames on the rabbit."
"Huh?" Tea asked.
"Flames," he said slowly. "On the rabbit..."
"I still don't get it?" Tea questioned.
"THE RABBIT'S ON FIRE YOU ANNOYING LITTLE BRAT!" the hairy guy screamed at her, spiting on her as he yelled.
"..oh......" Tea looked away form the rabbit hating guy and look ahead of her, wide-eyed and not blinking.
"You need a friend Mr. One who will be-..."Tea stopped as the man glared at her suddenly.
"Say one more word, I will kill you," he whispered in her ear. Tea's eyes wided, and she sunk into her seat scared out of her mind.
Meanwhile in Bakura's seat........
"Hello, Ma'm," Bakura smiled at the stuck-up lady with a bun pinned to her head. (bkura fans: aawww he's soo cute!"
"Hello young man, please do not bother me with "Hi's and Hello's", for I have a better subject to discuss," she said with out any emotion what-so-ever.
"Umm.." Bakura mumbled confused.
"I think the Government is fine, but with little brats like you taking over the world, it is not exceptable for your complaints," the lady started.
"Lady? Please-" Bakura tried to stop the conforsation.
"Do not entrupt me, I'm talking right now. Now anyway, with those bratty teenagers spending money left and right.....blahblahblahblahblah blahblahblah.." the lady continued her long phrases as Bakura ingored her, sinking in his seat, he wondered how his yami was doing.
In Yami Bakura's seat.......
"Gotta......GOTTA!....Gotta...Gotta! " the crazy lady mumbled as Yami Bakura stared at her in confusion.
"Lady! Will you please shut that hole in your face?! Say one more word, I'll distory you slowly and painfully," Yami Bakura hissed at her, giving his evil glare of doom. (Yami Bakura fans: Ohh! So sexy )
"GOTTA GOTTA!!" the woman yelled louder, smiling insanely as she looked at Yami Bakura.
"Listne to me you talking, worm-eating, future foot stool! Stop saying "Gotta" before I rip your lungs out! Got IT!" Yami Bakura leened into her face. She stared back and smiled heavier.
"GOTTA! CA- GOTTA!" she yelled right into Yami Bakura's face.
"Time to suffer!" Yaami Bakura said grabbing his Ring from under his shrit and pointed at her.
"GOT-" She started.
"I will-" Yami Bakura pointed the ring closer.
"TA-" she said back.
"ARGH!" Yami Bakura leened in closer bring the ring closer to her face.
"GOTTA!"
"I'll kill you,"
"Gotta....."
"I'm serious here!"
"Ca.."
"I'll drink your blood and brun you alive!"
"GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL! POKEMON!" She sreamed out.
ZAP! The crazy lady disapeared and all that was left was her hat.
"Ahhh..that was enteraining...." Yami Bakura leened back and watched Yami poke the old man continuesly.
Tristen's seat......
"Hi....." the chubby girl pushed her glasses back to her ance-infested face, and wiped her runnign nose.
"...hello...." Tristen stared at the creature and moved away closer to the aisle
"I like your hair.....it looks good...." she stared at Tristen. (good lord! lol)
".....um..ok....thanks?" Tristen raised his eyebrow and scooted closer to the aisle.
"can I eat it?" she asked reaching for his hair. Tristen pulled back from her grasp and screamed.
"EEEKK!! GET AWAY!" Tristen all of a sudden got into Kung-fu mode and hit his hand on her shouler, making her unconsious.
O.K.....anyway.........meanwhile in Joey's seat.......
" Wow! Wiscsonsin! I can't wait! Joey cheered at the fat man. The fat man looked a him funny and grab a turky leg from his pocket and started to eat it.
"ahh.." Joey sweatdropped. "Did you just took that thing from your pocket?"
The fat man nodded, "Turkey....yummm.." He chopped on the last bite and through the bone behind him.
CLUNK!
"Ow...." muttered Yugi behind him.
Joey looked strangly at the man. The man caught his stare and reached into his other pocket.
"Cheese?" he asked handing the cheese slice to Joey.
"As much I want to, I think I will pass.." Joey said pushing his hand back.
"Eat the cheese..." The man handed it back.
"No thank you," Joey said irritated.
"EAT IT NOW!" the fat man leened in, smashing Joey into the window.
"NEVER!" Joey screamed.
"EAT!"
"NO!"
Tristen got up from his seat and leended into the seats that Joey and the fat man sat in.
"I'll take that..." Tristen ripped the chese out of the man's gressy hands and took a huge bite as he walked back to his seat.
Joey and the fat man sweatdropped.
Meanwhile in Yugi's seat....
The girl smiled at Yugi, and looked back at him again, and again, and again. Then she giggled continuesly, glancing at Yugi.
Yugi noticed her stares and smiled at her, "Hi, you seem happy."
"Oh, my, God! Your Yugi Muto! I'm your biggest fan!" She screamed out leening in close to Yugi. Yugi blushed and sweatdropped.
"That's..errm...nice...," He said.
"Your SOOOOO CUTE!!" She screached out hugging him. Tea in the back grunted and glared at the happy girl.
"O.K....that's cool.I think..hehehehehehe.." Yugi blushed again and looked at the fangirl strangly.
"OH MY GOD! CAN YOU SIGN MY SHRIT? OH MY GOD!! Can you like totally give me your number and like....e-mail...and -" she stopped as Yugi stared at her freaky.
"Listen....that's cool and all...but your kind of freaking me out....can you stop screaming like that please, and-" Yugi was interupted when the girl jumpped up on her seat.
"I LOVE YOU YUGI MUTO! PLEASE HAVE MY CHILDREN WITH ME!!!!" She annouced so loudly that the whole plane grew silent. All eyes were on her and Yugi.
Frog out of nowhere, "Ribbit..ribbit...." A tumbleweed blows pass the aisle.
"AHHHHH!!!" Yugi yelled and strangled to get away from the scarey fan girl. She grabbed his ankles and pulled him back into the seat. "GET AWAY FOMR ME!"
"BUT I LOVE YOU!" she screamed back pulling him harder. Tea got fusterated and jumpped up. She stormmed up to the fan girl and grabbed her hair.
"LISTEN TO ME YOU EVIL LITTLE &$!" Tea screamed at her face. Everyone starred at Tea in fear, and mother's slapped their hands over their kid's ears. "GET YOUR DIRTY LITTLE HANDS OFF YUGI BEFORE I PIN YOU DOWN TO A STAKE, DOSE YOU IN GASOLINE, AND WATCH YOU BUUURRRRRNNNNN!" Tea's eyes flamed and her fangs shot out.
"........00......." the creepy fan girl turned pale and stared at Tea in terrifing suspense. She didn't say a word.
"Good....." Tea let go of the girl's hair and skiped merrily to her seat next to the creepy hairy guy that scooted to the window in fear.
After those eight hours flew by...(haha, flew by, get it? Ahahaha..ok..I'll shut up now.) Yugi and his friends all gathered at the Green Bay Airport. Yugi kept on feeling like he forgot something.....
Gramps stood at the Domino Airport for eight hours waiting for the teens.
"Maybe they went home...." Gramps said walking back to the car.
Back in Green Bay......
"Yug," Joey said. "You look worried."
"I have a feeling like I forgot something......."
back at Dimino City....
"WHAT the ($$## $## $" Gramps yelld as he realised tha the kids left without him.
To Be Continued........MUAHAHHAHAHA!.....
So?..Funny?...No?...O.K......lol. Please review!!! pretty please? I'll try to get the other chapters in soon....but then again, like I siad lst time, they might be already up by the time you read this and....ok...whatever, thank you!
