O.K.....my fifth chapter....wow, it took 5 whole freaking chapters until they actually got to Wisconsin. God, I'm sad.....anyway, I don't own Yugioh...and I never will..so, read and enjoy!

Chapter 5- Welcome to Wisconsin, May We Run You Over?

Yugi and his friends walked out of the Airport and onto the sidwalk, wondering what they should do now.

"I can't believe we forgot my Grampa...." Yugi mumbled angryly at himself.

"Yeah, I mean, it's not hard to lose that guy," Joey said. Suddenly everyone started laughing.

"O.K.!" Tea jumpped up. "What should we do frist?"

"Maybe finding a place to stay would work?" Tristen asked.

"Brillent!" Joey yelled. "Where?"

"Maybe the hotel behind you?" Yami starred at Joey.

"I knew that..." Joey stuck his nose up and the gang walked to the Hotal doors.

RIIIINNGG RRIINNGG RING RING RING RRRIIINNG!

"HEELLLOOOO?" Joey slammed on the ringing buton at the desk over and over again.

RINGG RRIINNGG RRIINNGG-

"Touch that thing one more time, I'll shove it up your-" the Hotel manager stopped and coughed. "Hello, welcome to my Hotel!"

"Isn't there a name for this dump?" Yami Bakura growled.

"No," the manager smiled.

Everyone sweatdrops.

"Can we please stay here?" Tea said pulling out her purse. "How much is it to stay here?"

"Too much, Good-bye!" the manager pushed to group outside.

"Hey, that's my part!" Tristen yelled.

"You can't stay here, and you never saw me here! O.K.? Good!' the manager said as he ran to the back. The YGO group stood there confused.

"What in the hell is going on?" Yami asked poking Yugi.

"I don't know," Yugi said watching the manager return with tanks of gasoline.

The man opened the tanks up and started pouring them around the hotel. Everyone exchanges looks as the man fumbles around his pockets for a lighter.

"Ah...mister?" Bakura started, but the man threw the lighter at the hotel.

FFSSSHHHHH!!

The hotel was in flames. Everyone freaked out and ran down the street to the gas station. 0o'

"O.K., that was strange," Tristen said.

"Naw, I thought that was prefectly normal for some guy to burn down is hotel in front of a bunch of witnesses...." Yami Bakura rolled his eyes.

"Great, were somewhere in Green Bay, and completely lost!" Yugi slapped his forehead.

"Hey guys!" Duke popped out of nowhere. 0o'

"Hey, Duke why are you in Wisconsin?" Yugi asked.

"Some strange girl called me and told me to come here," He replied. (I distroy all evidence of the phone bill and walk away)

"And you just hop into a car and went?" Tea asked blinking.

"Yep!" Duke said. Everyone sweatdrops. "Come on, I know a hotel in Shawaono we can stay at!" Duke smiled and hopped back into his car. "Come on guys! Get in!"

Joey fidgited with the door lock as they drove down the highway. A car behind them gets really close.

"YOU &$# $#!" Duke yelled as the driver speed up and drove in front of them frocing Duke to drive slower. "What is with these people? Why must they torture others on the highway?!" Duke screamed out as everyone looked at him funny. All six boys some how crammed themsevles in the back as Tea had the front seat.

"Baka! Stop pulling my ear!" Yami growled as Yami Bakura continued to pull.

"..." Yami Bakura pulled his ear harder.

"STOP!" Yami yelled.

"Never!" The theif yelled back and started to flick both of Yami's ears at the same time..

"That's IT!" Yami yelled as he flipped himself, facing Yami Bakura, and swapped him over the head again. He turned back, cramming himself back in the foot space where everyone decided that since Yami and Yugi would sit in. The boys decided that this those two were the smallest between them all, they would fit better in that space, as Tristen, Joey, Bakura, and Yami Bakura sat in the seats, with their feet up.

"Joey? Is that your feet that is making me nuasius?" Yugi said as he turned his head away form Joey's shoes.

"Maybe..or maybe I picked up some of that smell from that guy I had to sit with on the plane," Joey whinned.

"You thought you had it bad?" Bakura said suddenly. "I had to sit with some crazy woman who would not shut up about teenagers, and how we are effecting the world!"

"I think I beat you all with that crazed fangirl that wanted to have children with me.." Yugi said blushing as he realized what he just said.

Yami stared at car floor, "Some old guy thought I was a terrorist, and then he fell asleep drooling..." Yami mumbled. He looked around. "When on earth are we getting to Shawaono? My feet are getting numb by sitting like this!"

Duke was silent for a moment, "I think we should get there in about ten more mintues, we gotta drive through Bonduel first, then we drive about 8 more miles, and were there."

"Crap," Yami mumbled staring back at the floor.

"What's that smell?" Tea asked suddenly.

"Sorry.." Tristen mumbled.

"No, not you! That smell!" Tea yelled back.

"That would be a farm, brillent one..." Yami Bakura growled at her. "How dumb are you?"

"Well, excuse me for not knowing that!" Tea hissed.

"Don't get her angry, she will kill you..." Yugi whispered to Yami Bakura, who gave him a qiuck glare.

"I remember the plane....but I still think I can kil her before she kills me-" Tea stopped Yami Bakura's response with an evil glare. Yami Bakura glared back, and for five mintues straight they stared at each other, making everyone nervous that blood would be involed soon.

"Crap..." Duke muttered to himself.

"What?" Tea asked, breaking the staring contest. Yami Bakura fell back from his weird leening position, and rubbed his eyes.

"I gotta stop at a gas station....were runnig really low," Duke said as he pulled in a Kwik-Trip gas station.

"Where in the hell are we?" Yami Bakura asked getting out of the car to streach.

"Bonduel, Baka," Yami siad pointing to the blue banner sing hanging form the pole.

"Ah...." Joey nodded, and then started giggling. "Hehehehe...Bon-DUEL! Hehehe...I feel like dueling now!"

Everyone glared at him other than Yugi, Yami, and Yami Bakura and said "No" immedititly.

"Holy cow!" Joey said. "I mean it! Cow!" A cow marched up on the street stopped in the road, glared at Bakura, and walked away. Everybody sweatdropped.

"Did that cow just glare at me?" Bakura said strangly. Just as an okward silence filled the air, Duke came back.

"O.K....I'm officailly broke now..." Duke hissed and jumpped into the car. "I just got done spending all of my $120!"

"You spent $120 on gas!" Yugi asked surprised.

"Well.....," Duke said. "Look at the prices!" He said pointing at the signs.

The gas prices listed as so:

Regular: Your Father's left foot

Super: Your children

Premium: Your household, encluding the goldfish.

Everyone sweatdrops at the prices and hops into the car. Suddenly a parade march right into the street they were going to pull in.

"Everybody! POLKA!!!!" screamed some guy dressed in some Polish costume. Tea jumpped up and ran into the parade, dancing the poka.

"Come on guys! POKLA!" She cheered. The boys sat there in the car, watching the strange girl dance on the street.

"Come on guys! Yugi? Polka with me!" Tea yelled.

"I don't polka!" Yugi yelled back. "Joey, you go!"

"Not in this lifetime!" Joey said backing away."Duke?"

"Hell no!" he yelled back. "Bakura! You do it!"

"I don't polka either....Spirit of the Ring? Will you?" Bakura asked.

"I will kill you one of these days...and no," He hissed. Yami Bakura glanced at Yami. "You!"

"Polka? Me? Haha, funny Tomb Robber! Tell us the bar joke next!" Yami yelled at him.

"Go! I command you to!" Yami Bakura pointed his finger at Yami. (Ohh the drama!)

"No!"

"Do it!

"Never! And since when did you give me commands Theif? One of these days, I'm going to-" Yami stoped as the Tomb Robber grabbed Yami and ran up towards Tea.

"Yami said he loves to polka!" Yami Bakura said pushing Yami into Tea.

"Really?!" Tea lit up with excitement.

"N-" Yami tried to stop her....but she grabbed his arm, and started to swing him around.

"This is SOOO much fun! Don't you think Pharaoh?!" Tea cheered, continuing to swing him around.

"HELP ME!" Yami cried out to the group of boys watching him acrossed the street.

"Dance my little monkey...DANCE! MUHAHAHAHAHA!" Yami Bakura laughed. "My, Pharoah, we never had expected you to be such a dancer! You-" Yami Bakura stopped as Tea grabbed a hold of his arm as well.

"What in the hell is going on over there?" Joey asked as he saw Tea dancing with both of the poor tortured yamis swinging around and around. Duke, Yugi, Tristen, Joey, and Bakura sweatdrop. 0o'

"O.K.! THE PACKER GAME IS ON!" some one yelled from the crowd.

"YYEEAHH!!" people cheered as everyone ran to their houses. In the cloud of dust. There stood Tea all cheerful and smiling. For Yami and Yami Bakura, they laid on the ground unconcious muttering things.

Tea gladly grabbed the tired Egyptains and dragged them in the car.

"O.K.! That was fun!" Tea annouced.

"O.K...." Duke looked at her strangely. "Time to find that hotel!"

The turqiuse car drove off into the darkness to Shawaono.

YEAH!!! Oh Happy DAY! Lol, I didn't really like how I wrote this chapter that much, but, it's good enough I guess! This part was where I was going to meet them at, but I just deiced to leave myself outta it ....for now....why? I don't know. They were at my town pokaing...lol....I'm serious! Bonduel is real! See! (points at the sign down the road from her house) Oh well....PLEASE REVIEW!! Please? I'll get to my 6th chapater as soon as I can, but I've been getting homework galore, so.....yeha...lol. L8er! THANK YOU FOR READING! Chapter 6 will be next...but what can possibly happen?