Yeah!! reveiws!! Thanks!! Well, I finally got to my story..even though I have tests to study for because I had to go somewher for a week while missing tests during school. No, I wasn't playing hookie, I had a family emergency, so, yeah...lol. Anyway! And then my moniter broke, so I was screwed. I don't own Yugioh...if I did, I would be the happiest girl on earth! MUAHA!lol enjoy!!
Chapter 7- The Brett Farve Stalker and a Bird
The hotel room was scattered by many teenagers looking for Duke.
"Duukkiiiee!!!" Tea shouted. "Where are you!? Friends just don't leave without saying goodbye! Friends just don't go way! Friends-" A pillow flung at her, wacking her right in the face, and she fell back, landing on the pink carpet with a thud.
"SHUT IT!" Yami Bakura screamed out and folded his arms glaring at eveyone. "What is the poitn you bafoons? Why are we looking for him in the frist place?"
".....good point.." Yami agreed in a low voice. (Yami fans: soo sexy!faint)
"But he's our f-"Tea started, but Yami Bakura grabbed the pillow and shoved it in her mouth.
"SHUT UP! No one cares about your friendly fu-fu, la-la land, happy go free free friend speeches that waste air particles that we might needs later in our lives to SURIVE!!" Yami Bakura's voice echoed throughout the whole hotel, and down the street. Tea's eyes were wided, and tearful.
" Baka!" Yami growled at him from behind the theif. "That was uncalled for!" Everyone looked at Yami in a strange face.
"She is a MORONIC MOTROL, that must BE DISTROYED FROM THIS EARTH!" Yami Bakura yelled louder, making the car alarm down the street go off. Tea's eyes became red with anger, and she glared at Yami Bakura's back. Yami smirked at Yami Bakura.
" Why, Theif. You are sooo harsh!" Yami said with his eyes glazing. "It's almost as if, you hated her, or soemthing.."
"OF COURSE I HATE HER!!" Yami Bakura started again. "SHE'S LAME! SHE'S STUPID! SHE NEVR EVR SHUTS THE F-" The white-hired boy came whailing on the groudn with Tea standing over him, with flames in her eyes. She crakced her knuckles and slammed her fist into his face. She continues to wail on him, as Yami started to chuckle in the background, and everyone else stood there, not sure what to do.
"um...Joey?" Tristen poked him. "Should we stop her?"
".....best if we not..." Joey said duckign from a shoe that flew from Tea's fight.
45 minutes later..........
Everyone was sitting in a circle on the other side of the room form Tea and Yami Bakura.
"Ok! My move!" Joey said pulling a card form his deck. "I summon Baby Dragon in defense mode!"
"Um...Joey...." Tristen started.
"What!?" Joey shouted back.
"Were playing poker right now....not duel monsters...." Tristen said laying down his cards. "GOLDFISH!"
"Oy..." Yugi sighed and sweatdropped.
"Hear that?" Yami asked suddenly.
"I don't hear anything...." Bakura said.
"Exactly," Yami nodded and got up from the circle. Everyone followed Yami into the other side of the room where Tea was sitting on Yami Bakura's back sharpening her nails.
Tea looked up at everyone and flashed a smile. "HIYA!"
Everyone sweatdrops at the knock-out theif.
"Please..." a faint voice from Yami Bakura said. "Get..her off of...me!"
Yami went down on his knees and looked straight at Yami Bakura.
"Why?" Yami asked.
"Because so I can thrash you with my bear hands until the blood from you is spread all over this Ra- forsaken hell-hole," The thief muttered.
Yami poked the thief on the forehead, "Why?"
"Don't toy with me, you defenseless little brat!" Yami Bakura said.
"but- but- but-" Yami stuttered. "WWWHHYYY?!!"
"Just get her off of me!" the white haired boy shouted as Tea continued to sharpen her nails, humming a song from "Grease ".
"Well...I would," Yami grinned. "But, say it nicely.."
"Yami! Just help him, "Yugi said behind him.
Yami turned around and grinned, 'Shh-I having fun for a little bit."
"But you already did with tricking Tea into attacking him!" Yugi said back. Tea stopped and glared at Yami.
"You WHAT!" she shouted glaring her eyes of death at him.
"Umm..." Yami stuttered. He jumpped up and hid behind Yugi.
"Yami! You tricked me into attacking one of my BUDDIES?" she shouted as she got up and walked towords Yugi and Yami.. Tristen and Joey backed off to the side as Bakura dragged his spirit away from her.
Yugi backed away form the terrifing Tea, coming closer.
"YAMI! DO SOMETHING!" Yugi shouted trying to push Yami to Tea.
"What am I supposed to do! SHE'S GOING TO KILL ME! YOU GO!" Yami said switching places with Yugi.
"NO! You!" Yugi switched back.
"YOU!" Yami switched as well.
"You started all this!"
"You gave away my evil plan!"
"You think of these plans! You go!"
"But your shorter than me, you can duck easier!"
"ONLY BY FIVE INCHES, YAMI!"
"FIVE INCHES SHORTER CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE AT THIS TIME!"
The two boys contiuned to bicker, switching back and forth, as Tea stood there.
"YOUR THE ONE THAT LIKES HER!" Yami shouted.
"YOUR HER DREAM GUY!" Yugi pushed back making Yami fly right into Tea.
TWACK!
Tea's face was bright red and she lay there shaking with Yami on top of her. He looked right into her scared eyes, and flung himself backwards blushing.
"What did you just say!?" Yami stared at Yugi.
".....OO....." Yugi stared at Tea.
"NO! That's not true! Yami's, too..too....OLD!" Tea blushed insanly.
Yami did an anime fall and glared at her, "Aw, aren't you a presious flower of death...."
"But..Yugi?" Tea said making Yugi freeze. "Yugi do you really like me, like that type of like?"
Yugi froze and glared at Yami. Yami's eyes widen back at him.
"NO I DON'T!!!!" Yugi shouted cracking his voice.
'Yes you do," Yami Bakrua said form the other side.
"YOU!" Yugi yelled. "Shut it before I sick Yami on you!"
"Oh, I don't know Yugi..." Yami said. "I remember in Noa's virial world? You know?"
"Yami!" yugi said. "I swear you say any more, I'll tell everyone your little love-faze during the battle city!"
"Love-faze?" Yami said in fear. "I will seriously hurt you if you say any more....."
"What in the hell is a love faze?" Joey asked Tristen.
"It's when someone has a crush on someone or it's some country in Canada," Tristen said. Everyone did a anime fall.
"There is no countries in Canada! Canada is a country!" Bakura shouted.
"Oh...sorry, I don't know much on Africa anyway...." Tristen said scratching his head.
"Oh, I just, give up on you," Bakura blinked and walked away.
"ANYWAY!" Tea intrupted. "Lets get back to my love life here!"
Yugi blinks, "Tea-"
"I know Yugi! You like me, I mean, come on? Look at me!" Tea shot up and posed.
Yugi blushed and sweatdropped as all the guys in the room did.
"Oh...jeez..." Yami slapped his hand on his face. "Can we just forget about this?"
Suddenly a noise came from the door. Joey jumped back in surprise, with Tristen catching him.
"What do mean there's no cable?!" a girl's voice shreiked behind the door.
"Ma'am, I'm sorry, but this place never had a cable line, so...yeha.." a man's voice said back.
"Oh dear God, no..." Tea mumbled. "I know who that is...."
"Hey! Better watch it buddy, Those are MIE!" the woman's voice echoed following a slap sound.
"But Baby-"
"HHHIIIYYAA!!" with that came a loud thumped.
"Who?" Yugi asked Tea.
"The one and only..."Tea started.
The door burst open, and there stood Mai.
"I thought I smelled cheap perfume, oh, hi Tea," Mai said as she entered the room. Mai's face turned pale at the mess. "Umm..what happened to the window?"
"Let's just say it's in a better place," Yami said.
"Alrighty..." Mai said. "So, why are you guys in Wisconsin? For the cheese or the smell of the cows?"
"Just a vacation," Yugi answered giving his cute smile. (AWWW!)
"Uh-huh..." she sweatdropped. "I'm here for the shopping!" With that she pulled out her pruse and wha-la, there placed in her hands were credit cards galore.
"Um...shopping here? For what?" Joey asked confused.
"HELLOO!! Don't you know I'm a hardcore Packer fan? I'm here for the gold and green beads!" Mai said ripping her jacket off with a shirt underneath of Brett Farve.
Everyone anime falls.
"Now dat was unexpected...." Joey said.
"Umm..guys?" Tea poked Yugi. Yugi turned his head towrads the door, and there stood the hotel manager.
"What in the blazen hell of this here happened here!" He yelled. "And where in the hell is the WINDOW!?"
"......" everyone blinked and turned to Yami and Yami Bakura, who both forced a smile.
Let's just say that they where now at the sidewalk corner in front of the hotel. ' ....ANYWAY...
"Great, great, great!" Joey said pacing back and forth as Yami, Yugi, and Tea sat down on the side
"No biggie, Joey, I'll just call for help, like another hotel," Tea said ripping out her cell phone. Just then Yami heard something. He turned his head qiuckly facing the a small group of trees.
"What was that?" Yami asked. "It's sounded like..." The noise continued.
"Blrrruullll Blrrruuuullll," the sound became louder. Then suddenly:
"AAHHHHH!!!" Mai screamed. "GETIT OUT OF MY HAIR!! AHHH!!" She ran in circles as a bird hovered over. But this wasn't some ordinary bird..no no....this was a....
"PIGEON!" Yami sheirked. "Hold still Mai-" Tea slapped her hand over Yami's forehead, blocking his thrid eye.
"What did I tell you about mindcrushing animals?" Tea warned glaring at his red violet eyes.
"Tea! Come on..." Yami mumbled and pleded.
"No!" Tea said. "I will not allow you to kill innocent, cute things!" Tea frowned.
"But-" Yami started.
"NO!"
"What if I just knock it out?"
"NO!"
"Please! Back off lady!"
"NOOO!"
"Fine, what if I 'accindently' hit Mai instead...just a knock out, no mindcrush..?"
".....go ahead!" Tea said backing away.
"THEIF!" Yami called to the white-haired boy enjoying Mai's tourture.
"What do you want, hedgehog boy?" He snapped back.
Yami blinked, "Heagehog boy?...ooo oringinal"
"What!" Yami Bakura hissed.
"Help me knock out Mai without the dark magic...you should know,"Yami questioned.
"Well, young grasshopper, we all must learn at a certain point in our lives to 'knock out people without using magic' , and I will teach you grasshopper," Yami Bakura said acting all professional.
Yami sweatdropped and nodded.
"Umm...see this?" Yami Bakura asked as he pointed to a trash can in front of Ponderosa.
"What about it?" Yami said.
"Here," Yami Bakura ran acrossed to street ad grabbed the lid. "Now watch, Grasshopper, for you shall use this tenqiue..." Yami Bakura aimed at the terrified Mai runnign around in circles. Then he flung the lid like a frissbee, wackign Mai right to the ground.
THUMP!
"....Brettie-Fraveie poo?....Did you save me?" she mumbled as she passed out. Tea grinned evily and started to dial a number, tehn suddenly the same bird came swooping torwards Tea.
"EEKK!!" She yelled out as the bird ripped the phone out of her hands and with one good gulp, it was gone.
"Did that bird just eat my phone?" Tea sweatdropped with the others. "Now what do we do? Duke is missing, Mai is halfway dead, and a bird just ate my cell phone, and we are stuck in the middle of Shawano!" Tea sheriked out.
To Be Continued.......
Thank you for that all have been pateinet! I've been extremely busy, and I'm afraid I will be busy again with my final exams coming up. But enjoy anyhow, and please review!!! ' I hopefully will get my other chapters done soon. But don't hold your breath! ....lol
