YIIPPIIEE! Reviews, I love da reviews, yippie skippiiee- (cough) lol, sorry, anyway, This chapater is deticated to a speacil someone....the cow. ' Any way..I don't own Yugioh. Kazuki Takahashi does so, yyyiippiie for him! (Parties!)....so, yeah, go read!

Chapater 8- Bakura vs Cow

"Oh God, I'm getting hungry!" Joey whined as he glanced at the Ponderosa by him. The gang made their way torward across the street afer hearing the endless minues of Mai crying for Brett Frave. Joey looked back in the window and started to drool at the old couple's dinner behind the window. The old lady looked at him, and jumped back in surprise at the blonde boy who smashed his face against the window. The lady looked at him, then her food, then back at him. Joey made a puppy dog face. The lady smriked and cut out a big piece of the juicy steak, pointed it at Joey, who drooled heavier making marks on the window, and she stuffed the steak in her mouth. Joey went all teary-eyed and walked away, defeted.

Yami, who was watching the torment of Joey, giggled and looked at Yugi, who was playing with his shoes. Yami made a funny face and walked up to the spikey haired kid.

"Having fun, there Yugi?" Yami asked as he kicked one of Yugi's shoes. Yugi's eyes became wide.

"YAMI! You killed HIM!" Yugi shouted as he fratically sreached around the ground. Yami sweatdropped.

"Neh? Who did I kill?" He asked confused. "I just tapped your shoe..."

"Billy!" Yugi said still looking around.

"Who in the hell is Billy?" Yami glared still confused. "Have you lost it?"

"Billy! That lady bug! He was on that shoe! All nice and peaceful, then you just kill him, for no reason what so ever!" Yugi yelled.

"Yugi, when was the last time you ate?" Yami said, knowing what was bugging Yugi. (haha, get it...bugging him...haha..erm..')

"Before we got on the plane...."Yugi said. "I was going to eat my food on the plane, but that fan girl attacked it." Yugi answered more calmly.

"You need to get fed before you start attacking radom people..."Yami said concerned. "I remember that one time you forgot eat breakfast and you nearly killed that health teacher."

"Hey, it wasn't my fault that she deiced to talk about the proper height for guys my age, and then on about food....."Yugi suddenly started to drool.

"Stop it, Yugi, your going to make me hungry...."Yami forced himself not to look at Yugi.

"HEY GUYS!" Tea suddenly jumpped up. "We gotta get out of here, and get something to eat! I'm dying...."

"Really?" Yami Bakura smiled. Tea glared at him. Yami Bakura glared back, then Tea glared evilier. Yami Bakura's eyes became big, and he looked away scared.

Yami stood there thinking until, the most brilent idea in the history of a 5,000 year old spirit's idea ever came to him, as a old lady came rolling out of the restraunt in her wheelchair.

"I GOT IT!" Yami yelled out suddenly making Yugi jump nearly ten feet. (holy shit 0o')

"O.K....," Tristen raised his eyebrows.

"Say it with me, "Yami started. "Medivans!" Everyone sweatdropped.

"What about them?" Tea asked.

"Medivans...they can bring us where ever, like a hotel!" Yami said.

"But they only pick up old people, moron, "Yami Bakura sniffered.

"Yeah, but what if we had an old person?" Yami said.

"Sorry but Gramps is not here," Joey rolled his eyes.

"Hey I got it!" Tea said. "What if we disguised one of us to be an old person!"

"That's it!" Yami agreed. "But...who?" He looked at everyone who looked away.

"I say a 5,000 year old Pharoah..that's old enough..."Yami Bakura hissed, smriking.

"Humm..we'll I honestly think maybe a 5,000 year old THEIF would do the job just fine!" Yami snapped back. "Dumbass! Your the same age as me!"

The theif looked at him, and then finally reaslized it, "Oh....yeah...."

"ANYWAY!" Yami shouted. "Who would be the old person? This person needs to be....older looking..like, white hair like-"

"I said no Pharoah!" Yami Bakura jumped up and screamed.

"No, no, let me finish!" Yami motioned him to sit back down. "Old people...are usally shorter......"

"Yami, I swear, I'll black mail you with tha crush!" Yugi yelled at him. Yami rolled his eyes.

"NO!" Yami sighed heavily. "Someone that has WHITE hair and that is SHORTER!"

Everyone looked around. And shrugged.

"Good Ra! BAKURA!" Yami finallly shouted out rolling his eys.

"Ohh....damn!" Bakura said. Yami, Yugi, Joey, and Triten all dragged Bakura into the restraunt to make him look like an....old person...0o'.

"O.K., everyone!" Yugi pronouced as Tristen and Tea looked up. "Let's meet our new old person thingy, Ms. Bakura!"

Bakura came waddling out the doors of the restraunt in a poncho, a oversized flower neon green purse, big huge sunglasses tha were very thick, and some thing stuffed in his shirt that made him look fat.

"Wow....." Tea said. "what did you use to stuff his shirt?"

"Paper..."Yami said. "Lots and lots of paper towels....did you have any idea of the faces we got in that bathroom!" Yami sighed heavily.

"One guy thought we were stealign the paper, and nearly called the cops..."Joey said.

"How can people can get so dumb?" Tristen said. Everyone looked away and sweatdropped.

"Ok, we have our old person, now what?" Yami Bakura asked, folding his arms.

"Now, we comtact a medivan!"Tea said.

"But that damn bird ate it!" Yami Bakura snapped.

"Oh Oh! Idea! Tea go on the side of the street and show some leg!" Joey said pushing her at the corner.

"Joey!" Tea yelled. "I'm not doing that you perv!"

"Well, fine Yugi, you go be a man, and show some leg!" Joey asked.

"God NO!" Yugi rolled his eyes. "Go Yami, go flash your manhood out there!" Yugi pushed Yami next to Tea.

"Yugi, are you insane! I'm not sticking my leg out there, dweeb!" Yami yelled at him.

"Oh, dear!" Bakura sighed and did an awarked pose on the corner. Then suddenly a medivan came out of nowhere and stopped right in front of him.Everyone sweatdropped.

"Heelllooooo miss! Need a lift?" the smelly guy asked as he opened the doors.

"Yes, yes, and let my....grandkids on too!Please?" Bakura asked looking at the man.

"Ahhh, shucks lady, sure sure! Come on board!" The smelly man waved them in. "So where are you needing to go?"

"Umm....any close hotels please!" Bakura said looked at everyone, who were speechless.

"Ok, the Comfort Inn!" The smelly guy said. '"In Bonduel!"

"Wait, weren't we in Bonduel before?" Yami asked.

"Yeah, that's where you were shaking your grove thing!" Yami Bakura snickered.

"Shut up before I stuff a tire up your nose!" Yami hissed back glaring at Yami Bakura. (Yami fans:...faints)

"Ok! Were here!" The man said suddenly stopping.

"Wait..this isn't Bonduel....."Bakura said. "This is just the middle of a street."

"That's riigghthtt, now cough up the money your owe me lady!" the guy grunted showing off his hand.

"Wait I have no money sir...."Bakrua whimpered as everyone sat shocked.

"Did you think I pick up old hags for no money what so ever!?" He snapped back. Tea grabbed her purse and threw him twenty dollars.

"There!" She said as she pulled the door open and everyone crawled out.

"Oohhh..twenty dollars, ain't that just great-" the guy suddenly went blanked eyed, grabed the wheel, and speed off in the woods. Everyone stood there and blinked.

Bakura suddenly ripped off his disguise and glared at Tea.

"YOU HAD MONEY THE WHOLE TIME?!" He screamed at her.

"Well, yeah, but-" Tea stopped as she saw everyone glare at her.

"Well, I just give up on you too..."Bakura sighed and walked next to Yugi and Yami.

"Yeha Tea! We are like twins now!" Tristen yelled as he put his arm around her. "Bakura has both given up on us!"

"Yippie?" Tea jammed her elbow in his chest and stood by Yami.

"O.k.," Joey said. "Now, what to do about this...we are again out of the middle of nowhere, but this time, no evil steak ladies...no evil birds, I think, no medivans, no sign of life, and no Mai-"Joey stopped as everyone realized the same thing.

"WE FORGOT MAI!" Yugi shouted. "Danggit! We first leave Grampa behind, then we lose Duke,a dn tehn we forgot Mai on the side of the street!"

"I wonder what happened to her now..," Tea thought.

Meanwhile back a the little grassy area by Ponderosa. Mai still laid there knocked out with a mark acrossed her forehead fomr the trash can lid. A squrriel innocenrly cam by her, snift her, stole her earing and scappered away.

Back in the middle of the street.....

"99 bottles of Yami's blood on the wall, 99 bottles Yami of blood!" Yam iBakura sang annoying as the group walked down the dark street.

"What time is it?" Yugi tapped Tea on her arm.

"10 PM...." Tea sighed. Suddenly Tea covered her nose. "God Yugi, your gross!" she said as she backed away.

"What?" Yugi asked confused. Then he smelled it. "That's not me!"

"Sorry..."Joey said.

"No! Not you!" Yami Bakrua said. "It smells like...like...."

"Cows?" Yami asked pointing at the fence at the side. "Look cows..in a farm...lookie lookie...."Yami rolled his eyes and started to walk ahead.

"No WAIT!" Yami Bakura looked at the cows. Then he suddenly felt hungry. "I'm hungry! And look! BEEF!" Yami Bakura started to drool.

"EW!" Tea said. "Don't eat those cows you gross pig! How can you butcher them and cook them!?"

"Do I CARE?" The theif yelled out as he ludged at the cow. Everyone watched helplessly as the white haired boy missed the cow and landed on the electric fence. "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH- EEEEEEEE!!!!!" Yami Bakura cried for help, then fell flat on his back, sizzling. The cow looked at him, came up to him, and took a deep breath.

"Ah, guys?" Yami said. "Is that cow going to e-"Yami stopped as the cow grabbed Yami Bakura's shirt and started to eat it. (Yami Bakrua fans: OMG!!)

"No!" Bakura shouted. "That's my shrit!" Bakura jupped over the little fence and tugged the shrit back. The cow glared at him and pulled back.

"GIVE ME MY SHHRIITT!!" Bakura shouted as he tugged on his shrit.

"MMOOOOO!!!" shouted the cow.

"AAHHHH!"

"MMRRROOOOOO!"

Bakura and the cow continued to fight over the shirt as Yami Bakura laid there, shirtless. (Yami Bakura fans: OMG AGAIN!!)

"HHIIYYYAA!" Bakura gave the cow a karate chop, and with a thump, the cow fell down...on yami Bakura.

"AH!" everyone shouted as they watch the cow land on the poor kid with another thud.

"Oh Ra..."Yami slapped his hand on his forehead.

To Be Continued.......

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HAHAHAHA! Sorry, I don't know where in my head these incidents happen, but yes, I'm phsyco. (nods Insanely) I'll try my best getting the next chapater up, but my computer has been mean and rude to me, so if something blows up, or something, sorry if I don't get the next chapater up right away...I have a life other then fan ficiton you know......ok, not really, but hey! Don't forget to review! I love those reeevviieewwss!!!