AW! I loved the reviews, everybody that sent me one! . Thank you sooo much! Now get ready for some more madess....MUHAHAHAHAHA! ( the crazy van stops in the middle of nowhere and cases after me) AHHH! ( drop kicks the guys with nets and runs back to comptuer) Now where was I...oh yeah....I don't own Yugioh. The most awesomess..wait is that a word, cough Ok, the coolest dude, Kazuki Takahashi, created the wonderful anime we all know and loathe, Yugioh, so I didn't. And I don't own the Navorino Nature Center..yes it's a real place...0o' Ok! Back to da story of doom, cheese, and DRAMMAAA! ok..more like insaness than drama....whatever, go read! ( hehe.can't you tell when I find sugar? Lol)
Chapter 9- The Nature Center
"O.k....O.k......," Bakura mutterd after a good half an hour of him pacing back and forth in front of the cow and his smashed, and crispy spirit friend. "The cow landed on the evil spirit....and......O.K.....everything's O.K......"
"Good lord kid, nothing is alright!" Tea snapped at him. "Frist of all...you just knocked out a cow...which landed on a spirit, which I'm confused about."
"What are you confused about Tea?" Yami asked. "We all saw the force on gravity use it's effects on the baka, so what?"
"Well...."Tea started. "You and him are both spirits right?"
"Yeah.."Yami nodded.
"So how did the cow smash him? If he's a spirit? Can't the cow go through him?" Tea asked.
"Well......"Yami stood up from the grass. "It could be etheir way. We can control whever we can touch or not, it's kind of a weird thing....."
"Ya, but how come he's smashed?" Tea asked again.
"Oy, Tea, he was fried by the fence...."Yami glared at her.
"And?" Tea was still confused.
"Tea...a little common sence here. The theif was fried....he was knocked out....," Yami tried helping, but Tea looked at him weird again.
"Neh?" Tea muttered out.
"HE DIDN'T CONTROL IT WHEATHER HE CAN BE TOUCHED OR NOT! SO HE JUST GOT SMASHED! DUUUHH!" Yami snapped loudly.
"Your such a drama King....."Tea rolled her eyes and sat next to Tristen and Joey.
".....that was the fourth time I heard that today alone," Yami muttered and glanced at Bakura wide eyed and scared as he stared at the cow.
"AHH!" a screamed suddenly ripped through the air. Bakura turned even paler than he useally is, and jumped on Yami.
"Whatwasthat!" Bakura asked. Yami looked at him, and dropped him to the ground.
"Ok, I am guessing that was the one and only Theif, and he just realized there's a cow on him.....," Yami chuckled evily and walked up to the cow. "Comfortable under there Theif?" Yami asked as he stood over the cow. Yami Bakura's leg twiched.
"HELp....Meh....YoU baaKAH!" muffled Yami Bakura's voice. "This thing almost weighs about Tea...."
Tea's eyes twitched, like everyone else. Yami raised his eyebrow.
"Um...I don't know about you, but Tea's a stick......" Yami muttered out to Yami Bakura. Everyone else in the backgournd nodded. But Tea stood up, pissed.
"Tea....no no here and do Yoga with me!" Yugi grabbed on her arm. "Come on, hum with me...go Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm" Yugi tried to stop her but she kept moving towrads her victom.
Yami looked at her. "Tea.....just calm down now...we all know he hates you..and he's just sayign that because he...does..," Yami squeaked out.
"Get out of my way shortie!" Tea glared at Yami. Yami stared back in horror, too scared to move. "ROOARRRRRR!!!!" Tea growled at him. Yami bolted to the group behind him and hid behind Yugi.
"OK!" Tea hissed. She glared at Bakura, who ran to the group, leaving Tea and Yami Bakura...and the cow..all alone.
"Ah....Pharoah?......" Yami Bakura knew the silence grew very qiuet. "Little me?....." Tea growled and grabbed the cows tail, and dragged him off of Yami Bakura.
"What the f-?" Joey muttered. Yami Bakura looked up as he laid there at Tea over him.
"Eh hehehehehehe....," Yami Bakura gave her a little wave and sweatdropped. Tea smirked evily and came closer to Yami Bakura, until suddenly-
"AAHHHHH!!!" a scream came form the road over the hill.Tea stopped and looked at the direction from the sound.
"What was that?" Joey asked. "It sounds familiar....like-"
"AAHHHH!!!" then a dark figure came from behind the darkness of the road. Tea's face sudenly grew a smile of joy.
"DDDUUUKKIIIIIEE!!!!!" She screamed as she ran to him. Then she suddenly realized that he was not alone.
"I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HATED THE BEARS! PLEASE DON'T HURT MEEE!!!" Duke screamed and pleaded as he continued to run form the parade of screaming and yelling people in green and gold. "I'M SORRY!"
Everyione looked at Duke as he came closer. Duke looked at them.
"RUN GUYS! RUUNN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Duke screamed and shouted. Suddenly everyone got up and ran off in the darkness into the woods.
Tea screamed, "Duke! Why are they chasing you?" Tea asked us she nearly ran into a branch.
"A Packer game was on, and I went downstairs to watch the game," Duke huffed and puffed with out hardly anymore breath. "And it was Packers VS Bears."
"So?" Tristen asked.
"I'm a Bear fan, Dumbass, and I was the only one cheering for the Bears..then they came after me!" Duke hissed at him.
Yugi pointed at a cabin behind some trees, "Look guys!"
Everyone followed Yugi to the cabin and Yami Bakura swung the door open and everyone ran inside.
"Ahhh..that's nice....," Tea ran up to the fire place. "Nice and cozy...."
"Wow, what a place!" Bakura said. "And I hope the owner doesn't mind."
Everyone stood around not knowing what to do.
"Heelllooo?" Tea called out. "Is anyone here?" Tea glanced at the clock. "Wow, it's already midnight."
"Are you serious?" Yami asked. "We've only been here for how long and people already want to kill us..."
"I say we camp!" Tristen said. Joey sweatdropped.
"Moron, with what?" Joey said. "All our luggage is still at that hotel!"
"Woww..."Bakura opened a door. 'Look at the size of this place!" Everyone walked into the huge living room like place fulled of stuff animals, big windows, and a high ceiling.
"Well..."yami muttered. "Somebody likes their dead things...."
"GOD I'M HUNGRY!" Joey grabbed his stomache. "I'm going to join those dead animals if I don't get any grub!"
"Here...," Triten handed Joey a stuffed beaver. "Nummy nummy!"
Joey glared at him, "Did you left your brain back in Domino City?"
"Well he did go thorugh a window...."Yami pointed out.
"Going after your sister...."Tea then added. Joey glared at Tristen again.
"YOU WHAT! What did I tell ya about my sister!?" Joey yelled at him.
"And he thinks Canada is in Africa..." Bakura also pointed out.
"And-" Yugi stopped when soemone walked into the room.
"AHHH! MOM! You left some kids here from the last tour!" The preppy little girl screamed out. She ran up to the group. "How long have you been stuck here? We closed at six o'clock!"
"Actually, we just came in,"Tea smiled. Everyone glared at her. The girl suddenly started freaking out.
"AHH! ROBBERS!" She screamed and pointed. "MOM!!!!"
"We are not robbers!" Yugi yelled at her.
"I am..,"Yami Bakura pointed out.
"Shut up!" Yami whispered to him. Yami Bakrua galred at him and stuck out his tongue. Yami glared back and flipped him off.
"Yeah, that's nice, Pharoah, but I have two.." Yami Bakura held u pboth his hands. Tea turned her head where Yami and Yami Bakura were flickign each other off.
"FRIENDS DON'T FLICK EACH OTHER OFF!" she screamed making them stop and stare at her. ( 0o' )
"Ok," A woman with a heavy furry coat came into the room. "I don't think your robbers..." She looked at her panicky daughter holding a bat. "Sorry about her...she's been depressed and panicky ever since someone stoel her retainer...."
"Ew...."Tea sweatdropped as everyone else did.
"We need a place to stay...." Yugi said.
"We were kicked out of the hotel in Shawano-" Joey stopped as he saw the woman wide-eyed.
"Shawano?" She gasped. "You guys walked from Shawano to Navorino?"
"Ah...I guess we did....."Yami Bakura glared at her.
"Oh well, you can stay here I guess overnight, but to let you know, the Nature Center opens at Six A.M., so you guys must be out of this room by then," She smiled. "Emily, go gather some blankets and pillows for our guests, and help them set up in here."
"O.K...."the girl mumbled and walked into the other room.
After an hour of finding enough blankets and pillows, and after a nice good meal, everyone was sleeping around the big room, but Yugi wasn't.
"Yami? Are you awake?" Yugi tapped on Yami's head. Yami didn't move, other then he flipped on the other side, took Yugi's pillow with a snore and mumbled seomthign in Egyptain.
"Yami?" Yugi poked his head again. "YAMI!" Yugi pulled on Yami's hair hard. Yami snapped his head facing Yugi.
"What, Yugi dearest?" Yami growled at him.
"I can't sleep," Yugi whispered. "I see dead animals...."
"Oh jeez, Yug...." Yami rolled his eyes. "it's a nature center....it has dead animals..so what? They are not going to attack you..."
"Yeah, but look at the ceiling...." Yugi poitned at the ceiling. Yami growled at faced up.
Birds.....GALORE! Covered the ceiling, and walls. Robins...balckbirds..crows....and even pigeons hovered over them. Yami's eyes nearly poped out of his head when one of the bids swung nearly wackign him in the face.
"Why did they hang them so close to the floor?" Yami asked.
"Don't know, but I can't sleep. Everytime I close my eyes, I see birds.....everywhere! Like in that bird movie, The Birds," Yugi looked at Yami scared.
"OK," Yami rolled over. "For one thing, just think of soemthing else....instead your bird friends....think of fluffy bunnies or something, or whatever you like. And here's your pillow. Did I steal this?" Yami threw the pillow at Yugi's face. "Sorry." Yami chuckled. "Not as bad as that one time I stole your shoe, and put it in the trash while sleep walking...."
"O...k.....,"Yugi yawned. "Nighty-night, Yamster...."Yugi's eyes rolled backwards and then the snores came.
"Did he just call me, Yamster?" Yami raised his eyebrow and rolled backed to sleep.
The sun peekd out from behind the hills, with a loud scream.
"BEAR FAN!!!???" screamed the woman. Duke qiuckly cover his Bear shirt.
"Sorry!" Duke begged. "I didn't know!"
"Oy, you moron, we are in Wisconsin...," Joey mumbled as he got up from his warm blankets. Joey streched and glaced at the gang spread across the floor. Yugi was sleeping peacfully, well, other than the fact that Yami's right foot was on top of Yugi's head. Yami's mouth was wide open, and he was snoring while mumbling codes for the playstation games. Tea was off of her pillow, and drooling on the floor. Tristen was somehow acrossed from his bed to the wall next to the stuffed fox, looking like he was petting it. Bakura was curled up in a little ball and Yami Bakura was hugging his pillow while sucking his thumb.
"Awwww," Jeoy said. Duke and the woman were down from screamign to talking about types of sauces. Thw woman suddenly looked at her clock.
"Hey it's almost six, Mr. Wheeler, can you go wake up your friends now?" She asked.
Joey looked at the pathetic group of snoring teens, grinned and chuckled to himself.
"Don't worry...I got it," Joey grinned and clear his throut.
"OH MY GOD! IS THAT ISHIZU RUNNING OUTSIDE WITH NO CLOTHES!?" Joey screamed out nearly falling down in laughter, as Duke and the woman stared at him okwardly.
Yami suddenly jumpped up looking around, "Where!" Then he saw Joey staring at him. Yami stared back and coughed. "Ehehehe...I mean, where... are her clothes....ehehehehe...." Yami sweatdropped. "So..good mornign Joey....I'll go wake up Yugi." Yami looked at Yugi, and grinned.
"Oh Mr. Yami, what are you thinking?" Joey folded his arms grinning at the smirking Yami.
"Hey, I'm not going down like what you did to me, without dragging someone with me," Yami chuckled.
"WHOA! IS THAT TEA DANCING NAKED IN THE OTHER ROOM!?" Yami suddenly shouted, makign everyone wake up.
Yugi jumpped up looking around, "Where? When? HOW!?" Then Yugi's eyes meet Yami's grinning face. "I mean.....oh look over there!" Yugi pointed at the wall, and ran off.
Tirsten was looking at the mumbling Tea, who was rubbign her eyes.
"God, what was that about tea dancing?" Tea asked. "That was a strange dream...now I want some tea...."
"Hey, so that wasn't a dream....," Tristen looked at the fox. "You were talking to me, weren't you?"
Everyone sweatdropped. Bakura and Yami Bakura were up and folding their blankets.
"Wow, your soooo sweet!" Yami laughed at Yami Bakura as he folded the blankets.
"Awww, your so dead soon!" Yami Bakura hissed.
"Moron, we are dead!" Yami yelled back. The woman looked at them.
"What do you mean, dead?" she looked at them. Yugi entered the room. "So, your dead?" Her eyes got wide suddenly.
"No no no no!" Yami and Yami Bakura waved their hands. "I mean we are alive! Lookie! ALIVE!" Yami sweatdropped.
"AAHHHH!!!!" the woman grabbed the broom and started wackign he boys with the broom. "OUT! ALL OF YOU! YOU FREAKS! OUUTT!"
One hour later, our teen friedns were back on the same road, going back to Shawano, knowing that Duke's car was sitting there in the parkign lot in the hotel.
Meanwhile, back where we left off Mai......
Mai still laid there, except she was sleeping, all nice and cuddled with a rock. With a missing earing, her shoes, and some braclets, from numerous aniimals, and some strange kid, took radom thigns form her. A peaceful little raccoon scappered by, looked at Mai, and stole her jacket. The raccoon came back two minutes later, and peed on Mai, and ran off, wearing her jacket, as everyone from acrossed the road from Ponderosa, just passed by the poor girl, and went to eat at the restruant. Watchign her forom the windows.
To Be Continued!
OK!Well just to let you know, I know htat the playoffs and football is over right now, excpet for the superball (With my team of the Eagles! Yeha, beign a Eagle Fan in this town can hurt yeah..well not really.....but anyway!) I just made it look like the Packers were VS the Bears, just because I can! Well I hope you enjoyed this chapter, and remember theres my homework and crap I have to do soooooo, ya gotta be pataint for da next chapater!......LOL! Well I hope you enjoyed this chapater, and I hope you enjoy the next chapaters ahead!! Oh yeha...poke REVIEW PRETTY PLEEEASEE! bats eyes
Chapater 10 will be next....oh what can ever happen?!
