Soo sorry it took me so long to type this. My dad deleted half of my files every time he restores it back. (twich twich) I did type this chapater before..I just can't remember what I oringinally typed down, so...ok, I don't own Yugioh, nad Grease so yeah...go read!

Chapater 10- The Platinum Blonde Egyptain

"Grease is the world, is the world, is the world..." Tea sang as the group continued to walk down the road. It's been ten mintues since they 'left' the nature center, and Yami Bakura was tying not to attack Tea. Yami was staring at his shoes as he walked, and kept bumpping into Yami Bakura. Yugi was doing the same but he kept runnign into Bakura, who didn't mind since he was staring at the raod ahead, not blinking. Joey and Tristen were playing the beetle game where you spot a beetle and the person who didn't see it first gets punched, except for tehm, they was no cars coming down the road.

"...I got chiillls they're multiplying, and I'm losing con-" Yami Bakura slapped his hand oer Tea's mouth.

"FOR THE LOVE OF RA STOP NOW!" he screamed at her. Tea pierced her teeth into his hand, and Yami Bakrua jumpped back in pain. "Will you people stop trying to eat me! Now I have a mixture of Pharoah and Tea rabies going through me..." he hissed. Tea just gave him a glare and looked ahead.

"I love that movie, so back off blondie," Tea hissed.

"Well good for you, and don't call me Blondie," the Theif said back. Yami sighed.

"Did it seriously take this log to go into Shawano before?" Yami whinned. "I know its only been ten mintues, but this is the longest ten minutes of my life!"

"Hey look guys!" Joey yelled out. "I think we are back in Bonduel!"

The rest of the gang ran up to him and looked at the small town ahead. A pickup truck came speeding passed them blaring out polka music.

"Yep," Yami nodded. "The one and only Bonduel."

"Ehehehe..Bon-DUEL!" Joey giggled. Everyone sweatdropped and they walked down to the town.

Five mintues later the gan was sitting on the bench next to the Picket Fence resting from their lovely hike.

"O.K., now all we need to do is just walk straight ahead for eight more miles, and we will be there," Yugi said slowly. Everyone sighed.

"No more walking, I say we steal a car," Duke said.

"Yeah, that's smart,"Yami hissed. "Maybe we should run up to that old lady, drop kick her and steal her car."

"O.K." Duke agreed.

"Ah, I was joking-" Yami said as Duke got up and ran acrossed to street to the old lady. "Baka."

"Man, what a moron," Tristen mumbled. Everyone gave him a glare and looked back at Duke.

"Hello lady!" Duke said to the lady slowly opening her car. "Um- can you help me?"

"Sure Sonny, what do you-" Duke grabbed the lady and pushed her aside, but the lady glared back. "TAHTS NOT NICE!" She started wacking Duke with her purse.

TWACK!

Duke fell to the ground with a bloody nose whimpering. The lady straighten her hair and drove off. Everyone else acrossed the street just stared at the moron on the ground.

"Oh we need a miracle..." Yugi said. Just then the blaring aound of a motorcycle came into view.

VVRRRRROOOMMMM!

The motorcycle came speeding down the road, then the red light came on, and in a slipt second it stopped nice and perfectly on the line.

"Oh my Ra, is that who I think it is?" Yami Bakrua said. Everyone looked at the purple belly shirt, the tan pants, and the platinum blonde hair sticking from underneath the helmet.

"MARIK!" Tea squealed. "OUR OLD BUDDY!"

"That tried to hurt us, joy," Joey mumbled.

Yami stood up and started to wave his arms to get Marik's attention.

"YOO-HOO! MARIK! OVER HEEERREEE!" Yami shouted.

Marik turned his head facing the gang joining Yami waving their arms like maniacs.

"Ah, damn..." Marik muttered. Marik rode over to the gang and parked in the parking spot in front of them.

Meanwhile at Shawano...

Mai lifted herself from the wet grass and looked around.

"Whoa, a bit too much to drink last night I guess," Mai put her hand on her forehead. "Wait, I didn't go out to any bars last night, and why does my head hurt so much? Wait, were's my jacket...and my left shoe...and my EARINGS!" Mai jumpped up and looked around her. "and why do I smell like...RACCOON PEE!" Mai's eyes flared up and she suddenly remebered.

(Flashback)

Yami, "Can I please just mindcrush the animal?"

Tea, "NO!"

Yami, "What if I got Mai too?"

Tea, "Sure..."

Mai's memory went from Tea saying sure to were Yami was standing in front of Mai. That a flying metal thing went flying at Mai's forehead.

(End of Flashback)

"YYUUGGIIIII!" Mai screamed. "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Mai looked at the Ponderosa and marched acrossed the street and into the restraunt. Mother's threw their hands over their children's eyes as Mai marched in. Mai looked around.

"I NEED A GUN!" She yelled. "GIMME ONE!"

Everyone in the resturaunt looked at each other, and at once all of the women opened their purses.

"Here," and old lady wobbled up to Mai. "Don't use all the bullets in one place!" she smiled. "I have plently! Left, go ahead and kept it dear..."The old lady wobbled away.

"That was easy..." Mai shrugged. Mai ran out of Ponderosa and stood at the side of the street and waited for a car to stop. A blue car zoomed by, but Mai winked at the driver, and the car suddenly stopped. A hairy man poked his head out the passager window.

"Hello Ma'm, need a lift?" he said.

"Yes, probely around Bonduel, if that's no trouble," Mai hissed. "I can smell him in that direction."

"Sure!" The man siad. Mai hopped into the car, inoring the fact that you never get in a car, half naked with one shoe, smelling like raccoon pee, with a hairy guy in Wisconsin.

Mai opened the window and stuck her head out, and sniffed the air.

"I smell him, THAT WAY!" Mai pointed out to a emtpy road.

"Yes'm!" The hairy man turned his head. "You were with those kids form that hotel, aye?"

"Yes, how did you know?" Mai questioned.

"I remebered passing you and those kids when you guys were in front of the car," He answered. "And I remebered, I sat with one of those brats during a flight from Dimino City to here."

"Domino City?" Mai said. "I'm from there, and I can tell you now, it smells better there. Only thing is, there's no Pakcer fans there awaiting me."

"Packer fan? ME TOO!" The man squeled.

Mai looked at him weird and noticed somthign on his arm.

"Is that a rabbit in flames?" She said blankly.

"YES!" The man roared.

"..o...k..." Mai looked at him weird again and moved fruther from him.

Back in Bonduel...

"Hi guys!" Mairk said as he took his helment off. "What are you guys here for?"

"A vacation that has gone physotic in many ways..." Yami Bakrua folded his arms in disgust.

"Ah, it can't be that bad," Marik said. "So Pharoh, what's with those scrach marks on your face?"

"Rapid squrriel..." Yami mumbled.

"Oh..." Marik sweatdropped. "Were you attacked by a rapid squrriel as well Tomb Robber?"

"No, I was attacked by a rapided Tea, and a cow landed on me," Yami Bakura stared at Marik.

"O..k..." Marik looked at the beat up gang.

"Why are you here?" Yugi asked.

"My sister and I decieded to come down and vist my sister's pen-pal's aunt's second cusion's of her fourth brother's of her little second neice," Marik smiled.

( Marik fans: AHH!SO KAWAII!)

The gang did an anime fall.

"The person we are visitign lives here, and I take a ride every other day, cuz I'm sooo bored!" Marik whinned. "You guys look lost."

"We are lost!" Joey snapped. "We've been walking for ever, and we need to get back to the hotel, before some weirdo steals our stuff and Duke's car!"

"Oh, well if you can manage to walk a little bit more acrossed the street and two more blocks, you guys can come down to the house Ishizu and I are staying at," Marik offrered.

"YEA!" everyone said at once.

Meanwhile in the car with Mai...

"O.K., only (sniff sniff) two more miles,and we'll be there..." Mai siad as she played wit hthe gun the old lady gave her. "Revenge Yugi...or your other spilt personaity, or whatver the hell you are, reeevveenngeeee! MHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

The car drove down to Bonduel.

To Be continued...

Ok, this was a freakign short chapater, but it's either typingthe rest next weekend or jst giving you this now, so, ok, I hoped you enjoyed this chapater,a dn next will be chapater 11...ohh what can EVER happen? MUAHAHHAHA! DONT FORGET TO REEVVIEEWWW! Thanks guys, and I'll go work on Chapater 11 next, when ever I'll get to the comptuer or whatever...(cough) lol!