Yeah...only that much reviews?Wow, that's not a lot, but whatever, now...it's time forrr chapter eleven ! WHOO HO! I don't own Yugioh, Rickey Martin, ummmand Wisconsin... So don't ask...0 o'
Chapater 11- Shake Your Bon-Bon
"Only two blocks...HA!" Joey mumbled as the gang stood there waiting for the red light to change, but it dared not to.
"Why don't we just..go acrossed. I see no cars, so-" Tristen stopped as Tea glared at him.
"That's not safe!" she yelled. "We must wait for the apporpreitte time to walk across. It's the rules." Tea nodded.
"Oy, who cares?" Yami Bakrua muttered. "I'm going, try to catch up." Yami Bakura folded his arms and walked acrossed the road. No cars came. The theif look at the gang acrossed the street. "Come on guys, the lights still not turnign, just GO!"
"Fine," Yami said. "Come'n Yugi?"
"Ee! Wait for me Yami, cars can go through you!" Yugi ran acrossed the street scared.
"Yugi, there's no cars. Nothing. Nada. Zippo. There's no need for you to be scared," Yami said as he stopped at the corner wit hYugi and the Theif. "Come on guys, just go! Tea, let go of Tristen's arm..."
"NEVER!" Tea grabbed Tristen's arm harder.
"Let me GO!" he yelled trying to escape her clutch.
"IT'S BREAKING THE RULES!" Tea screamed.
"AH!" Joey gave up and picked Tea up and threw her over his shoulder. Tea started kicking and screaming as Tristen and Joey jogged across the street to the three boys looking at them strangely.
"HMP!" Tea jumped off and folded her arms with a sour look on her face. "Lucky we were caught, sent to prison, and I would have been one of your bitches!"
"What'da hell?" Joey looked at Tea. "Whatever, lets go guys, I can see Marik waving at us from dat porch at dat house!" Joey pointed to a house two houses down that was painted bright yellow.
"Ew, I hate yellow," Tea mumbled still with an attitude.
"And it hates you too!" Tristen mumbled.
"Moron."
With that, the gang walked up to the hosue, and was greeted by Marik, who was shirtless. (Marik fan girls: AHH! (takes pictures) )
"ISHIZU! YOUR BOYFRIEND IS HEERREEE!" Marik yelled up the stoars as everyone sat in the living room.
"WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU TAKING ABOUT?" Ishizu yelled down.
"THE PHAROAH IS HERE MORON!" Marik yelled once more. Then suddenly footsteps came tumbling down.
Ishizu came downstairs with a halter top and shorts. Her hair was up in a pony tail and on her ears placed headphones. Not seeing the side of the living room where everyone looked at her funny, she ripped the blasting music off her ears, and glared at Marik.
"MARIK! It's not funny of you doing that! You've been doing that to me ever since we had to studied about our hertiage back when we little, so STOP IITTT!" Ishizu's voice roared at Marik, who smirked.
"But I thought you said the Pharoah was kind of cute in that one carving?" Marik said.
"Yeah, but that's a freakign craving, not real life, Dumbass, he's waayy hotter in person. I mean, didn;t you see him during that stupid Battle City thingy, when you went insane, and stuff, anyway Yami's hot, Bucko, even though his skin color went from that lusheus tan to pale white, but that's just because of Yugi-" Ishizu rambled. Marik suddenly started to laugh, and looked at the couch.
Ishizu followed his eyes to the couch where everyone was staring. She jumpped back, seeing Yami sitting right besides her.
"OH RA!" She said suddenly, slapping her hand over her mouth.
Yami's ears turned to bright crimson as he stared at her in surprise. Tea was giving Ishizu a evil look that's too horrifing to discribe. Yami Bakrua was trying to hold back his laughter, as everone else just stared.
"Oh, hi guys!" Ishizu said blushing. "I was just joking with that whole thing, ehehehehe, I mean, yeah, wait, oh look, a bird!" Ishizu pointed at the window and she ran in the kitchen.
"Hi!" a little girl said as she entered. Her little blonde pig tails bounce with her every step, and she pushed her glasses back to her blue eyes.
"Oh," Joey started. "My God..."
"YUGI!" Rebecca cheered as she jumpped at Yami and Yugi on the couch. Yami's eyes nearly popped out of his head and he disapeared as Yami Bakrua did, leaving poor Yugi as her target.
"HOLY SHI-" Yugi yelped as she hugged him.
"Oh Yugi, I missed you sooo much!" she pinched his cheek and blushed. And yes people, his face cheek, not his butt, so, don't think it like that you sick puppies...(cough) anyway...
" Oh, hi Rebecca, nice to see you," Yugi said tryign to pry away. Tea gave Rebecca an evilier glare than the one she gave Ishizu. (oooooooo)
"What are you guys doing here?" Rebecca asked.
"We're here on a vacation that is going terribly wrong every-" Joey stopped when they heared a loud bang. Everyone looked at Tristen who had his face against the window, drooling like a maniac.
"Is he O.K.?" Marik asked sweatdropping.
"Yeah, it's just a girl," Yugi roled his eyes. "He's scared so many..."
Marik looked at the window, and gave a revulting look, "Ew."
"What?" Tea asked.
'That's no girl...more like old hag,"he gave a weird look.
"Oh my freaking GOD!" Yugi jumpped up remebering something.
"What in the hell?" Joey gave Yugi a strange look.
"DUKE!" Yugi yelled out. "We forgot DUKE..again!"
Everyone was silent remebering the old lady incindent when Duke tried to steal haer car.
"He had it coming..."Bakura said. "Hey..where's my spirit friend?"
Yugi looked to his side, and realized that Yami wasn't there, "Yami?"
"Hummm, their both gone..." Bakura said, then Rebecca gave a strange face.
'"Wow..." Rebecca came closer to Bakura. "I never realized how adorable you are with your accent and you cute face when you are thinking..."
Yugi did an anime fall off the couch, and Yami came back into solid form behind Yugi.
"Ehehehe..." Bakrua blushed backing away on the couch from the strange blond.
Yami poked Yugi on the back, making him jump.
"Hey Yugi...ehehehehehe..." Yami gave Yugi a funny look, and Yugi glared at him. "Your fan girl left you for the british guy..."
Yugi glared at him more, and smriked, "And your fan girl listens to Backstreet Boys in halter tops."
Yami looked at Yugi, and sighed. "Well, if she wants to run aroudn in halter tops, I say let her be free with her body. In fact any girl, take all at unessesary clothing off and BE FREE WIT YA BODY-"
WHACK!
Tea's platform shoe whacked on Yami's head making him fall down.
"PERV!" Tea yelled.
Yami crawled to his knees rubbing the mark from the shoe on his face.
"...ouch..."He muttered.
Yami Bakura came back to solid and stood above Yami laughing.
"Rule of thumb: Don't say anythign like that in front of that," Yami Bakrua pointed at Tea who was glaring at the two boys.
Anyway, after hours of laughs, shoes flying, and a big dinner of pop corn, chicken, and pizza, everyone was sitting in the living room again wit hsleeping bags all over the room. Yami dropped his blankets on the ground in a pile, not setting his bed yet. Yugi threw his blankets on top of his, making more room to walk aroudn the living room. Everyone else set their little beds in a nice spot next to each other.
"Now what should we do? Rebecca's grandpa is going to give us a ride to the hotel tommorow, and I declare myself hyper and dangerous..." Marik siad as he fell onto the couch in his pjs.
Everyone was in their pjs hyper as ever, even the yami's who deiceded not to go away anymore for the night to get away from Rebecca. Ishizu came in the room with her dvd collection.
"O.K., name a dvd you want to see!" She asked.
"I dunno...let me see what ya got," Joey took the dvds and made a pile on the ground. "Crap...crapo...ohhh nice...cool...hummm..."
"I know what we can do!" Rebecca jumpped up. "Karaoke!"
Everyone exchaged glances.
"Great idea!" Ishizu said moving the dvds away from Joey. She walked up to the tv cabinet and opened a drawer full of cds. "Who's frist?"
"Not me..."Tea mumbled.
"TEA! Thanks for volenterring!" Ishizu threw the microphone at her. Tea pouted.
"No, I said I woul-" Tea's voice echoed. "Hehehee..that sounds funny..."
"What song? I betcha with this karaoke music collection, I can find it!" Ishizu smiled. "Rebecca likes to splurg all her money on this stuff!"
"Do NOT!" Rebecca said in the background.
"UH HUH! In every letter you sent me, you tell me a freakign new cd you got, so HA!" Ishizu said back. Rebecca blushed and sweatdropped.
"Do you have...anything...Ricky Martin?" Tea blushed.
"Yeah, I think, oh yeah" Ishizu grabbed a cd. "What song-"
"Shake your bon-bon!"
"O...k..."
Ishizu stuck the cd into the cd changer in the machine. Tea gave Yami a quick evil glare, and then suddenly-
CLUNK! RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIII!
Yami rubbed his forehead as the mircophone fell from his head to his lap making a sreaching sound.
"WILL YOU QIUT THORWING THINGS AT ME?" Yamio yelled at Tea.
"Sing this sogn Yami, and I will forget that qoute you made today," Tea said.
"Hehehe, no way, "Yami laughed. "Like I even know this song, and what in the hell is a bon-bon?
"Sing it!"
"No! I don't know it, Yugi might though.."Yami handed it to Yugi who pushed it back.
"You know it Yami, you jus tdon't remember..."Yugi smirked.
"What?" Yami looked at him weird.
"Remeber? That one night when Grampa made me stay alone at the game shop, and we were blasting the radio wit hradom songs?"
"Yeah,"
"Well, remebr that one song that you started laughing your ass off, and you sang along shakign yout butt at radom cars that passed by the shop?"
"Ohhh..." Yami thoguht and then blushed. 'I was extremely hyper that night, but I don't remember it still-"
"Ra, Pharoah, don't you ever rember ANYTHING!" Yami Bakura snapped at him.
"Shut up, Baka, you don't remember everythign either so shut IT!" Yami hissed.
Ishizu sighed and the music started playing, then Yami's face brighten up with laughter.
"OH! I REMEBR NOW!" Yami giggled and jumpped up shaking his butt. Ishizu took a glance at his butt, blushed and walked on the other side.
"Ew, don't shake your ass at me Baka!" Yami Bakrua hissed. "Ya have no ass to shake-"
"You don't have one either, so NAY!" Yami stuck his tongue out at the Theif.
Everyone looked at Yami's butt, then to Yami Bakrua's.
"Hummm...Yami has a nice ass..."Tea muttered, making everyone satre at her. Tea saw everyone stared at her. "I mean, Yami-er,-look at that!" Tea pointed at the lamp and sat by Ishizu.The two girls trying to get a good view of the boy.
"O...k..."Yami muttered. "I'm offically disturbed...again..."
"Bakrua..." Rebecca poked him "Sing me a song, will you?"
"Um...no, well, I don't sing you see..., "He blushed. His Yami galred at him.
"Sing damnit!" Yami Bakura barked.
"Yugi's spirit didn't, all he did was shake his butt," Bakrua complained. Yami gave him an evil glare.
"I don't care-"Yami Bakura saw Yami glaring at Bakura. "Excuse me, Pharoah Baka, but that's MY job to glare at him..."
"Fine then.."Yami flded his arms and pouted.
Tea poked Ishizu, "He's cute when he pouts..." Ishizu nodded.
"PLEASEEEE!" Rebecca begged Bakura.
"NO!"
"Please?
"NO! NO! NO-" Bakura's eyes closed and he fell off th couch.
"OH MY GOD!" Rebecca shouted as she reached out for him. "What happened-"
Bakura let out a huge snore and a twich of his leg. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Aw, he's all tuckered-out fomr his big day," YamiBakru awed. Everyone stared at him. "I mean, that mother is asleep finally, I thought I had to kill that to make him shut up!"
"Alrighty then...It's already-" Ishizu looked at the clock. "4:13 A.M."
"Holy crap..."yami muttered. He fell off the couch and landed on his pile of blankets. "Nighty night!"
"Yami move it, that's my spot," Yugi pushed Yami off the comfty pile. "Can you just go to your puzzle thing or something?"
"Why? To sleep on the nice and comfty concrete floors, or walls, or whatever I'm standing on in there?" Yami smirked. "Why are you so grumpy? There's enough room brillent one..."
Yugi gave a sigh and fell asleep, landing on the pile.
"Crap!" Yami rolled his eyes. He pushed Yugi off, makign a thud, and with out Yugi waking up, grabbed his blankets and laid donw on the carpet. Everyone did the same jumping into their little sleeping bags and blankets.
"Night!" someone said and the lights went out. Yami looked at Yugi who was looking like someone had killed him. Yami loked at Yugi blankets and pushed them on top of the sleeping Yugi, feelign bad that he pushed him off the pile in the first place. Yami went back into his sleeping bag, and fell asleep.
Meanwhile back where we left off Mai, the smelly guy,and the car...
"I can't bealive it stopped right at the edge of town! I can't bealive you, I'm here to get my revenge on that spikey haired boy, and what happens? The car brakes down, and we are lost in Bonduel, NICE!" Mai huffed on about how it was the smelly guys fault.
"But there's only about what, three raods in Bonduel? This is a small village, so stop your whinning!" He snapped at her.
"Shut up! We've been walking for hours here, we've been on this same road, over and over again. I can smell him, he smells like a plant, or something, I'll never forget it thoguh..." Mai sniffed the air. "Wait, I...I smelled him...over on this road..." Mai walked down the street where the YGO gang is. Mai then suddenly tripped on soemthing.
"Ouch..." Duke mumbled as he got up from the ground.
"You!" Mai's eyes flashed with evilness as she grabbed Duke by his collar. "Where's Yugi?"
"I don't know...I got attacked by a old lady, and I just stayed here," Duke said scared as he saw Mai play with gun.
'Well, I have a good area where he is...MUHAHAHAHA!" Mai said as she sat at the coner and looked at the yellow house. "I jsu tgotta wait unitl tommorow, thy'll come out of one of these houses, and then, MAUAHAAHAHAHHAHA!"
The smelly guy joined in, "MAUAHHAHAHA"
Duke looked at them weird and joined as well, "MAHHHAHAHAHA"
Mai gave him a glare and the smelly guy a glare, and the tow stopped. Mai threw her head back, "MAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA!" Her laughter filled th night sky.
To Be Continued...AHHHH!
Ok, Sorry for the big delay on this...I've been busy, with all this school crap, but now there's that dumb essay I gotta type this week and next week. After that, hopefully I'll get this story going. MUAHAHAHAHA! Or maybe I can use my super abilites to type this between days I'm open with out work...LOL. REVIEW PPPPLLLEEAASEEE! Thakies!
