O.K.! Party ON! On to Chapater 12! And after a while daydreaming in some boring classes, I came up with a another humor fan fiction...but I'll type that one up when this story gets done...LOL! Thank you for the reviews everybody, I really enjoy reading your comments! I don't own Yugioh, sssooooooo...yeah...
Chapter 12- Mai's Revenge
Yami felt all the warm blankets around him as he woke up. He didn't move, nor open his eyes, but he knew he was awake by hearing Yugi and Bakura play a little game of Duel Monsters next to him, and Tea and Ishizu yapping on the couch.
To comfty...must...not...get up...go back to sllleeeepppp...Yami told himself, then suddenly he felt something land on him.
"Rise and shine Mr. Pharaoh," a fimilar voice hissed over him.
"Get off of me Thief," Yami mumbled under his blankets.
"Why?"
"Get OFF!"
"What if I don't?"
"Then I'll hurt you,"
"What would you d-"
Yami Bakura leapped off of Yami in full speed.
"AAAAHH! That hurt you BAKA!" Yami Bakura hissed rubbing his arm, where Yami left a nice little mark from his pinch.
Yami crawled out of the blankets, and gave him a smirk, "Don't mess with me and my naps; you'll get hurt."
"Grr..." Yami Bakura hissed as he sat on the couch between Tea and Ishizu. "Hello ladies!" he said as he put his arms around them both. "What'cha talking about? I think I heard something about someone's ass..." Yami Bakrua gave them a wink.
"Not you," Ishizu muttered and giggled as the two girls walked into the kitchen.
"What in the hell was that all about?" the thief scratched his head.
"I think they were talking about Yami's butt," Bakrua answered. His yami glared at him.
"WHAT? Not that baka!" he yelled. Yami laughed. "What's so funny sleeping beauty? I missed the joke."
"Your jealous!" Yami giggled out. Yugi and Bakrua gave him a look and nodded.
"It's pretty obvious, Bakura's yami, that your very jealous of my other half right now," Yugi said as he laid down his card. "I win Bakura!"
"Oh, bloody...,"Bakura sighed and put his cards away. His yami's face was red with anger and was glaring at Yami who got up and walked into the bathroom.
Jealous! HA! I highly doubt it...Yami Bakrua said to himself.
Meanwhile outside that street...
"I spy with my little eye...something...YELLOW!" the smelly guy said.
"My hair..."Mai replied with a sigh.
"YEP!"
"You used my hair fourteen times already..."
"eeheheehe..." the guy blushed as Duke look disgustedly at the guy hitting on her.
"Ok, I think I see someone coming out of the house!" Duke pointed at Mairk as he walked out to the mailbox.
"Yes, my perrrfect bait..."Mai grinned as she grabbed her pistol, but then as her hand touched nothing but air, Mai jumpped up looking around her. "OH MY GOD! Where's did my GUN GO?"
Then she heard a sound, like a animal sound, like-
"Is that racoon holding my gun?" Mai blinked at the same raccoon that stole her jacket. The raccoon glared at her, and ran off with the gun in it's mouth. Mai stared at the spot were she just saw the animal take Yami Yugi's source of excution.
"DAMNIT!" She screamed and kicked the ground, making a chunk of dirt hit the smelly guy. Totally forge ting that she had ripped her skirt, the guy peeked at her. Duke gave him a glare and slapped him.
"Stop it you perv!" he said glaring at him.
"What on earth?" Mai asked as she looked at Duke. "Whta's your problem?"
"Ok, frist of all, who's he?" Duke poitned at the guy as the flies flew over him.
"A guy that gave me a ride here," Mai repiled. "and I was going to get Yugi back for what he did to me."
"What did he do?" Duke asked.
"You were there! He nearly killed me, then he left me sitting there out in the open in Shawano, and radom animals started to steal my stuff. Didn't you ever wonder why I'm only wearing half of my stuff?" Mai said.
"Oh, so that's why that raccoon was wearing your jacket, and no, it neer crossed my mind that radom animals took your stuff," Duke looked at her.
A akward silence filled the air and the two sweatdropped as the smelly guy ate one of the flies.
"Ok, I'll just use my other weapon..." Mai frowned as she watched Marik walk back into the house with the paper and the mail.
"What's that?" Duke wondered as he watched her get up and walked torward the house. "What is IT!" he called after her, but Mai kept walking.
Back inside the house...
"I betcha if we leave now, get to the hotel, and they get back on the plane, we'll be home by seven at least," Professor Hawkins said as he walked in the living room.
Yami and Yami Bakura were arm wrestling as their hikaris were playing another game of duel monters.
"Eh-MMM! I said if we leave now..." the proffesor said again.
"Yeah, yeah, one sec...," Yami Bakura said as his hand became red, then Yami grunted pushing his hand deeper into the thiefs, Yami Bakura pushed back, their faces became a solid red color. Yugi and Bakrua stopped their game and watch the yami's trying so hard to win.
"Your going down Baka!" Yami Bakura hissed as he jolted his hand to Yami's, but Yami grunted again, and...
WACK!
"RA DAMNIT!" Yami Bakrua rubbed his hand after it was thorwn to the table. "You cheated!"
"How?" Yami glared at him. "Did I use my magic to make your hand weaker?"
"AHAHA! So you confess in cheating!" He poitned at Yami. Yami sweatdropped.
"Oy, no you dumbass...argh, I give up on you...," Yami waved his hand and walked away.
"CHECKMATE!" Tristen yelled as he threw a manget form the fride at Joey's face. The two boys were looking around the room for soemthign to eat or swallow.
"What in the hell are you doing?" Joey asked as he watch Tristen jump aroudn like a maniac.
"UMM! That stuff was sure good!" Tristen jumpped around some more.
"What stuff?" Joey asked.
Tristen pointed at the little bits of white stuff on the table next to the cat food.
"What is that?"
"I dunno...HAHAAHAHHAA! Look my hand is bigger than the fridge! HAHAHA!..OH! Something SHINEY!" Tristen said as he fell to the ground petting the cat.
"Did you just say the cat is shiney?" Joey sweatdropped.
Tristen nodded his head and crawled on the ground. Rebecca walked into the kitchen.
"What is going on in here?" she asked as she saw Tristen crawling on the floor.
"He ate those pieces of candy, than he went nuts...how much sugar is in that?" Joey pointed at the white candy. Rebecca looked to where he was pointing at.
"OH MY GOD! HE DIDN'T!" She scaremed as she ran to the white things. "Tristen you ate the cat's worm medicene!"
Tristen stopped crawling and stared at her, "Worm medicene?"
"FOR THE CAT!" she yelled, tugging her hair. "Great!"
"Oh," Tristen muttered and left the room.
Joey and Rebecca sweatdropped as they saw Tristen act all normal again.
"OK!" Professer Hawkins said as he grabbed the keys. "Time to go!" The professer seemed very eager to get the teens out of his house. Ishizu and Marik deiceded they'll leave too, and go back to Egypt.
As they all entered the blue van sitting on the drive way, Mai stood there behind them, waiting for their attention.
"SHOTGUN!" Joey and Yugi shouted as they raced for the front seat. The two boys started to crawl in at the same time, fighting for that loving front seat, that as we all know is speacil to all of us...yes you, right now reading this, you've fought over the front seat with your sibilings or friends, right? Well imangie Yugi and Joey fighting over it...it's like watching an ant get crush by a big cat. Squeshhhh...
Joey grabbed Yugi, picked him up, and threw him in the back seat between Tea and Ishizu. Everyone got in, not seeing Mai standing behind them. Professer Hawkins got in, started the van, and started to back out of the driveway.
"MAI GET OUTTA THE WAY!" Duke scaremed as the van pulled out, but Mai just stood there crazy like; her eyes blazing with passion to hurt Yugi, to get her renevge. Her hands tremble at the thought of straggling little Yugi; wanting to savor the moment, the torture, the pain, that Yugi caused her, then suddenly-
CRASSHHH!
Yugi ducked as the window behind him broke into little pieces and scattered through out the van. Tea and Ishizu let out a scream and both grabbed on to Yugi. (Awwwwww)
"I"M GOING TO KILL YOU YUGI MOTO! FOR ALL THE PAIN YOU CAUSED ME!" Mai scaremed as she pulled half of her body into the van's broken window, and wrapping her arms tightly on Yugi's small neck. "TIME TO D-" Then suddenly, Mai heard someone behind her.
"Let's play a game..." a low voice said behind her. Mai whipped around facing- Yugi?
"What the f-," Mai quickly looked at the window, but Yugi wasn't there. Tea and Ishizu were covering him, knowing that that wasn't Yugi who was standing by Mai, but Yami, and a very pissed off Yami; Yami Yugi.
"You have entered my friend's soul, wait one sec-" Yami grabbed a manga behind him, flipped to a page, and threw it aside. "Yeah, you entered it. Now you must play a game with me!"
"Did I alreadly read this?" Mai asked.
"No," Yami reaplied.
"Why? It sounds fimalir..."
"Because this is a fan fiction..."
"Oh..."
"..."
Everyone sweatdropped at the okward silence that filled the summer air. Yami coughed, "OK! Anyway, why are you wanting to get Yu- I mean, me?"
"Becasue!" Mai scareamed. She suddenly brust into tears, falling to the ground. A sad viloin plays in the background. "Becasue you hurt me! The last face I saw hat night after we got kicked out of that hotel, was YOU! But...you seemed diffrerent, and I did recall seeing you by Joey, but from what I remember, you were standing across fomr me..." Mai pondered at it, as everyone sweatdropped that Mai still doesn't get the fact that Yami Yugi looked, sounded, and even smelled diffrerent from Yugi Moto, and that Yami was Yugi's alter ego person thingy that lived in the puzzle...yeah...she's slow, don't cha think?
"Anyway! Why? WHY! SOME DAMN ANIMALS STOLE MY STUFF! AND YOU ASKED WHY?" Mai jumpped up and rached out to Yami Yugi. Yami sighed, threw his hand back, and his thrid eye started to glow on his forehead.
"MINDCRUSH!" Yami yelled as Mai suddenly stopped and fell donw to the ground with a thump.
Everyone stared at Yami, as Yami nodded at his hand, "Hmmm, hat was a good shot..."
Tea slammed the door open and jumpped out of the van, walked striaght up to Yami.
"DAMNIT YOU! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU! NO MINDCRUSHING ANIMALS!" Tea screamed hitting Yami with her purse.
"But, Mai's not a animal...she's human...like me...him...her...you..." Yami muttered scared out of his mind from the angery Tea.
"MAI'S CREATURE ENOUGH!" Tea gave Yami a qiuck whack with her purse acrossed his face, and a wink. "Thanks..." Tea whispered as she passed him.
"BURN!" Everyone shouted at Tea's "Mai's creature enough" qoute.
After that awkard moment, they threw Mai in the car, picked up Duke fomr the yard, and headed to the hotel.
When they arrived to the hotel, they notice something different...teh smell of hambugers filled the air, and scareming kids everywhere. (Holy shit that rhymes..0 o') The fair was going on, and the hotle was babared with people.
Duke, jumpped into his car, then suddenly-
"THERE"S THAT BEAR FAN! LETS GO KICK HIS ASS!" someone shouted. Duke made a high pitched scarem, and drove off in the speed of sound.
"I'll drop you guys off to the ariport," Professer Hawkins said. "Marik and Ishizu are neeidn a ride there anyway."
"Sonds good old man," Yami Bakura said. Yami was readin the manga he had eariler.
"I have no..nose...," Yami muttered flipping the page. "And I'm scaring myslef..." his eyes wided at the part where he dropped a lighter on the prinsoer's hand, and the guy brust into flames. "...swweeeettt..." Yami mumbled as everyone scooted away from him.
The van drove off to Green Bay, where the gang's plane awaited them.
To Be Continued...
Thought this is over? No, not now, still maybe one more chapter...I still want to have fun torureing them, duuhhh...MUAHAHAHAHAA! Please Review! I love the reviews sooo freakign much, bealive me I really do! It's been real fun bringing out my physco side into this story...muahahahha! But there will be another chapter, but I'm not sure that one will be the last, considering, when I write these chapters, I just type whatever gets into my head...sooo...we'll see. Next is Chapter 13!
