OMG! Don't worry my fellow YGO fanatics...I will try to make this a bit longer...who knows what insaness lurks in my head...(insert scarey music here) LOL. Anyway I don't own Yugioh, so htat's the 13th time I said that...0 0'
Chapter 13 –Another Car Ride of Hell
BUMP!
Crash!
THUMP!
AHH!
MEO-AHH!
BUMP!
"Oh DEAR GO-"
BUMPITY- BUMP!
The van dorve off into the highway on its way to Green Bay, where the gang can finally leave the tortureville.
Yami read the manga he was readin four times, and kept reading it over and over again. Yami Bakura was getting interested by Yami's little giggles and mutters reading the black and white pages of him "Playing a Game" and started to hover his head next to Yami's.
Rebecca won the front seat by biting Joey's arm, and threating him with a spelling bee contest.
Tea and Ishizu were talking about how weird the boys are, with Yugi between him. He looked at the happy yami's readingthe manga, and loathed to join into the fun; not be between "Girl Talk"
Joey was tryign to read the signs as the van speed off.
"HORT- dang...Chi-...damn...Green...DAMNIT!" Joey galred at the Professer that speed faster. "Can't you go slower? What if a cop comes outta nowhere?"
"NEVER!" the Professer screamed, making everyone stared at him. Mai, sitting next to Joey, still knocked-out, slid down from her seat into Joey's chest.
"AH!" Joey tried to push her back but Tristen grabbed his arm.
"Don't Joey! You'll wake her up, then she'll kill us! We must'nota wake her up! No matter WHAT!" Tristen's eyes stared deeply into Joey's fighten ones.
"Ok, ok, it's not that bad, only if-" Joey stopped as the van hit another pothole, makign everyone jump.
Tea and Ishizu landed on Yugi, which Yugi probely liked, that little...(cough) and Bakura, who was between the window and Ishizu, wakced his head on the ceiling, and became uncouisous.
Yami Bakura's head wacked rihgt into Yami's, making a "CLUNK!" sound. The tow Egyptains rubbed thiers throbbign heads, and went back to the manga.
Duke, who was between Yami Bakura, and Marik in the one little seat, didn't move because he was stuck betweent the boys. So he felt left out, to where Marik screeked like a little girl and-
"WE'RE GOING TO ALL DIE!" Mairk scareamed as he nearly ripped of the seat head backboard.
Rebecca hit the ceiling and started to cry...and her grandfather looked a ther, and went back driving. (HOW MEAN!)
Tristen and Joey didn't move, but Mai did. Her face went sliding down Joey's lap, face frist, in the...
"Oh...my Ra..." Yami muttered as he witnessed Mai's face land on Joey's crouch area. Anyone turned at Joey, who's face was beet red, and he sweatted like a dog on a hot day. (LOL!)
"I gotta move her..." Joey muttered. "I have to..."
He started to push her, but Tristen gave him a wided-eyed look at whispered, "NO!"
"I have to...I can't sit here with her on my...COMEON MAN!" Joey glared at Tristen.
"Don't! NO MATTER what!"
"I WILL!"
"DON'T!"
"I can't sit like this..she's half naked...on my lap...with her face on that...area...man she's gotta get off...and NOW!"
Joey pushed Mai up off his lap, then Mai's eyes shot open.
The van got terribly silent. Noone could breath, for they were too fearful of Mai at this time. Then-
"Hi," Mai groubled. Everyone breathed again. "What a wacko dream! I dreamt that we went to Wisconsin, and wait..." Mai's eyes darted acrossed the van to Yami's eyes. "YOU!"
"Me?" Yami squeaked out. Thought you'll never hear Yami's voice squeak? Mauhaha, when Mai glares at you after threating your life by carring a pistol around, getting her renvenge, you squeak. Let's just thank that raccoon for stealing it, aye? '
"Yes YOU! I gotta a question Yugi, how come at one time you are this short little high-pitched boy, tehn at other times, you seem all, like, 5 inches taller, your hiar chagnes the blondie streaks, and your voice gets lower?" Mai questioned. Mai leaned in on Yami and whispered, "Are you going throw puberty or something?"
Yami nearly fell out of the seat. He turned to Yugi behind him that ducked so Mai won't freak out that she's seeing two Yugis. Yami muttered a curse in Egyptain at Yugi, knowing he was in this alone.
"Um...no...," Yami blushed.
"Yeah, I think you are! Then explain to me your voice. One time, it's all small, then you suddnely change, and your voice gets lower?" Mai raised her eyebrow. "Youdon't have to keep it a serect, Yugi-wugi-whoowhoo, we all go through puberty sometime in our lives!"
Everyone was silent at Mai. Yami gave up, and lied, "Yes Mai, It's puberty, it's been a living hell, you know, the grwoing five inches, then losing five inches..squeaking and tehn yelling..and tehn my hair gets all wacko, and my bangs shot up, then they go down..."Yami said in a tone. "No seriously Mai..." Yami glared at her. Everyone sweatdropped at Yami's lovely answer. Yami knew he had a great idea to get Yugi back...
"And everytime I see Tea, I get this..feeling..." Yami tried to stop laughing when he heard Yugi behind him whimper. "This feelign comes from-"
Clunk!
Tea took her platform shoe off and wacked Yami oevr the head with it.
"STOP TORTURING YUGI!" Tea screamed.
"What in the frick? Are you speakign in third person for him or something?" Mai asked confused.
Tea glared at her. "Look at this pretty shiny thing!" Tea pointed at the house they zoomed passed. Mai looked so qiuckly she hit her head against the window, and Mia was knocked out. "...o...k..." Tea mumbled.
After a hour of punching, swearing, road kill, and radom UFOS, the YGO gang made it to the airport.
"Yippie." Yami muttered as he jumpped out of the smelly van. "Good Ra, who did that in there? It smells like the thief had mexican food."
"It wasn't Mexican Food..." Yami Bakura crossed his arms at Yami. "It was Chinese."
Everyone did an anime fall.
As the gang came up to the sirport doors, hey suddenly heard soemthing. Then suddenly, a group of people came runnign down the street. Car topled on each other, children were screaming, mother's were crying, fathers were drinking, and it was a Monday. (I think...)
"What in the f-" Joey stopped when a 400 pound guy came runnign down the streets, naked, covered in green and yellow paint and on his head was a big cheese hat.
"AHH RAPID PACKER FAN!" Duke in a high pitched voice and jumped into Yami's arms.
Yami glared at him,a dn dropped him, "No big dea-" Then suddnely he heard it. That sound, that sogn, that music. His horrified the Phaoroh; his eyes wided, and he quikcly turned his head toward the music.
A truck blazing with polka music came plowing down the street. The fat, naked guy jumpped in front of the truck, and was hit, ran over, and when he landed on the ground, the ground rumbled, making Yami nervous. Yami jumpped into Duke's arms when he got up, "WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIIEE!" Yami scareamed.
Duke glared at him and dropped him.Payback.
"What's going on?" Tea asked. Ishizu shrugged.
Then the fat naked guy got up, and walked up to the gang. Everyone shieled their eyes.
"Packer game," The guy said calmly. "Wanta come wit us, der hey?"
"No-" Bakura was about to rufuse, unitl his yami slapped his hadn over his mouth.
"Yes! We'll love to come! Right Phaoroh?" he looked at Yami who gave him a weird look.
"uh...sure?" Yami rolled his eyes, knowing that Yami Bakrua was up to something.
The gang nodded and they all looked at the Professer. He stared back, and he realized what they were asking.
"Here...," he took out his walet and handed it to Yami. "I trust you, Mr...guy who looks like Yugi but isn't Yugi..."
"sweet, moola!" Yami stared at the wallet.
"I gotta go, and...sle- I mean go do my reascreah! Rebecca, be a good girl, Good Bye!"
The van drove off, and Rebecca ran after him.
"WAIT! How am I supposed to get back home?" She scaremed. The professer stuck his head out the window.
"Walk home! You look like you need some exerise anyway!"
Rebecca stopped running and ran back to Yugi crying. Yugi was about to let her cry on him, but she went flying past him and ran to Bakrua. Bakrua glared at Yugi. Yugi did an anime fall.
"O.K., now we have some mo-" Yami opened the wallet up and his eyes popped out of his head. "There's NOTHING in HERE!"
"WHAT?" Marik ran in front of Yami and looked inside. There was nothing. A moth fell out, Yami Bakura ran up to them and grabbed the moth, and stuck it in his mouth.
Yami and Marik stared at him in wide eyes.
"Why in the hell did you just eat that?" Yami muttered.
"Well, if we gotta surivee out here, we gotta learn to feed oursevles wit hteh supplies we have," Yami Bakrua nodded. "And plus, I know you have eaten moths before, I remember some things still unlike you...and I remebr some of us ate moths as a snack back in the day."
"True, I ate one before Ishizu and I left home," Mairk nodded. Yami gave them both a scared and grossed out and then he shurgged.
"I ate a worm, two lady bugs, and some unkown bug at Yugi's a month ago," Yami thoguht back.
(Insert fuzzy thoughts here)
(A month ago...)
Yugi was standing in the little garden beside his grandfather's shop. Yami was standing by him to. They were forced to pull out the weeds, because Gramps claimed people hardly come because of the weeds.
"RA FRICKNG A!" Yami scareamed when he grabbed a prickly plant.
"Use the gloves," Yugi threw him a pair.
"We had golves?" Yami asked.
"Yeah," Yugi rolled his eyes.
"I didn't know that..." Yami slipped the gloves on, then he rippe dthem off. "O.K., nature calls, I'll be ba-"
"Gramps is in the bathroom talking a bath, he'll let you in to go pee, but it's not a pretty sight," Yugi said pulling a weed taller than him.
"Oh...well I'll run donw the street to that resraunt," Yami was about to take off...
"Can't you gotta pay," Yugi mumbled.
"Ok, the other place,"
"Can't they have a no shoes no service polliciy, where's your shoes?"
"In the bathroom..." Yami grumbled. "I'll just go in the tree..."
"ehehehe, if you do, you have to do someething after that," Yugi giggled.
"I don't care! I gotta pee! OUTTA MY way!" Yami ran to the back, nearly knocking Yugi over.
Yami came back, looking realived, "OK, there..."
"Ok, my gramp's rule is if you pee outside, you gotta eat a worm," Yugi smriked. He held up a big fat juicey worm. "Lucky I found this while you were pissing on that tree."
"...Yugi...swearing?...wow..." Yami stared at him. He took the worm and poped it in his mouth with ease.
Yugi's eys blugged outta his head, "OH MY GOD YAMI! That's just wrong! You like worms? What did they feed you back then? Beetles?"
"I don't remeber, but that worm tasted stale..." Yami siad as he pulled out a weed. Yugi nearly fainted.
(End of Flash back and everyone is looking at Yami strange)
"You're a strange kid," Mai muttered.
"So I've been told," Yami nodded.
To Be Continued!
HAHAHA! Thought this stiroy will end? Well soon it will, but I deiced to thorw some more physco stuff...muahaha...mahahah...MAHHAHAHAHAA! anyway, please review!
