Now you get a behind the stories look on the next chapter...

B/C: Do not worry my adoring fan. I shall take care of the other characters (like Yuan Shao, Lu Bu, Diao Chan, Dong Zhuo, and so on like that) later on in the story and yes Dynasty Tactics is a game you all should play.

Yuan Shao's arm pokes out of his bed and a river of blood begins to pour out as well.

B/C: Darn you Lu Bu can't you keep the carpet in this house clean for one day. Okay, how much do I owe you?'

Lu Bu: YOUR LIFE!!!

Zhou Yu stabs Lu Bu in the back.

Lu Bu: If I am to die then I shall die knowing Diao Chan is safe.

Lu Bu falls and hits the floor like a ton of bricks.

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Meanwhile in the Author's basement...

B/C: Tsk...Tsk...Tsk. Why must you not listen to my warnings Diao Chan?

Grabs Zhou Yu's sword and stabs Diao Chan through the throat.

Zhou Yu: Sir, it is time for your afternoon horseback-riding lesson.

B/C: Very well.

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During the Author's ride on the back of red hare...

The Author is riding at a high speed through the fields on red hare, when Zhou Yu quickly catches up to the Author on another red hare.

Zhou Yu: Sir, there is a bomb attached to your red hare and if it slows down below 50mph the bomb will go off!!!

B/C: WTF!!! Who dares plant a bomb on my horse?

Zhou Yu: Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Saddam, Osama Bin Laden, all three Iron Chef's, Cher, and Michael Jackson...

B/C: Of course they are all wanted and most of them do not have careers.

The Author quickly jumps off the horse, and then about a minute later the horse explodes.

B/C: Hope my enemy's would like horse for dinner.

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Later that night in the boxing ring somewhere located in Las Vegas...

Liu Bei and Cao Cao are up boxing one another. A light blue grenade is thrown at Liu Bei's head once he goes to punch Cao Cao. The grenade sticks to his head and goes off a few seconds later killing the two in the ring.

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Sometime later that night in Iraq...

Saddam and Osama are sitting in their nice little safe cave, when all the sudden Zhou Yu walks in with a Machine Gun and kills the two brutally.

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Back in Las Vegas...

Cher and Michael Jackson lay down after a long nose job. Until the Author walks in with a Magnum and shoots off both of they're noses killing them. Then before he leaves, he pulls out his Rocket Launcher and blows the place up.

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Morning time inside the place where they tape Iron Chef...

The three Iron Chef's are rushing in from an emergency call. A figure walks across the stage looking like the host.

Iron Chef's: Why did you call us here?

The lights turn on and it is Zhou Yu.

Zhou Yu: Pay back.

The Author cuts the heads of all the Iron Chef's.

Zhou Yu: Blade Capashen, you must prepare us a special meal...with those three bodies and I shall help.

Blade and Zhou Yu work hard on preparing their meal. They quickly set the table and the meal, and then they disappear. The judges and the host walk in and begin to eat.

Host: This is a wonderful taste; I never knew meat could taste like this, because I do not eat good meat much.

Judges: Yes, we agree.

Then an eyeball pops out of their soups, and then they all get so scared that they die. Blade and Zhou Yu reappear.

Blade and Zhou Yu: Our cuisine shall reign supreme!!!

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The next day while he types to his readers

B/C: I know you all must be thinking what is going on. Simple I just wanted to give you guy/ and ladies :), a little something to laugh about since in the last chapter I was busy with the ex-g/f and all that and I know this is short, but I hope you all enjoy.