Yeahhhhhh!People like me! That is sooo pimp that people like this story! LOL, yeha sorry, I've been saying pimp, after my little sis been saying around me for a while, LOL! Anyway, after that long pause of homework, it's spring break, (dances) and now I have the rest of the week off, and I might as well type up this chapter before I start complaining I'm bored in the house...LOL, ok, I don't own Yugioh, and never will...why? Cuz I'm not Kazuki Takahashi...wait did I spell that right?..(sweatdrop) anyway, go read you monkies!...(did I just call you monkies? 0 o')
Chapter 14- Salt, Anyone?
"O.K., now wat do we do?" Joey stared at Yami who was staring at the road in front of them. The gang, last where we left off, was still in front of the airport. "Should we just...hop on the plane and go home?"
"Yeah, we should," Tea siad as she walked towards the door. The gang walked up to the doors, Tea grabbed the door handle, and then-
"DAMNIT!" Tea screamed her head off. "It's f closed!"
Everyone backed away from tea, who apparently was really wanting to go home.
"It says here that it won't open unitl...,"Bakura read the sign on the door. "...another 8 hours..."
Everyone did an anime fall.
"So what do we do now?" Yami Bakura hissed. He galred at Yami.
"Don't look at me, do I look like the leader here?" Yami glared at everyone, who stared at Yami like Yami Bakura did. They all nodded their heads, and Yami sweatdropped.
"Oy, fine, lets...oh geez, like I know..." Yami thought. "Well, I'm not sitting here for eight hours. Maybe we should...walk around for all I care."
"Yeah!" Tea jumpped up. "I love walking, it's so great, and healthy! Oh Yami, you always have the best ideas!" Tea sqeauled.
Yami gave her a strange look, "O..k..., well anyhow...where?"
"Let's go by the statium!" Joey yelled out.
"We have no money Joey, so we can't go in, Dumbass!" Tristen glared at him.
"NO! I just wantta look at it, it reminds me of..."Joey's eyes got watery.
"Aw, Joey, what does it remind you of? Serentiy or your parents?" Tea patted him on the back.
Joey wipped his eyes, "No, it reminds me of cheese! But thanks for reminding me theat my parents spilt bitch!" Joey glared at Tea, who ran into Yami's arms crying, passing Yugi, who did an anime fall.(poor Yugi...)
Yami look at her as she wiped her nose on his chest. Yami shuttered in distgust and pushed her back.
"OK! Lets just walk over there, we'll come back, go home, and live our happy saving the world lives!" Yami pronouced.
Forty five mintues later after walking on the highways back to Lambeau field.
The gang stood there. Mai wacthed Joey touch the fence and drool. Everyone else was looking around with out moving.
"You know what?" Tea said. "I've never been there before! That looks fun!" Tea pointed at the Chuck E Cheese sitting arcoss the street.
"You've never BEEN there?" Bakura glared at her. "That's...that's...IMPOSSIBLE!"
"Nope, I've never been there, my mom thought it run by evil freidnship-hateing cults from Mars..." Tea mumbled as everyone sweatdropped.
"Hey, why don't we show Tea it. We don't need money exactly, erm..I don't know...lets jsu tgo in for old memories!" Bakrua smiled.
"I have no memories of my little kid days, and plus, this place wasn't aehre back then..." Yami glared. Yami Bakura nodded.
"And I never seen one place like this before in Eygpt," Ishizu said. Marik nodded.
"Well, whatever! Anyway, let's go!" Bakura cheered. Everyone exchanged glances.
After ten mintues of hesintation...they entered.
"No ma'm I cannot allow you in," a man held back Mai.
"Why NOT?" She screamed.
"Becasue...well frist of all, your half naked...and that's a very reveling rip in your skrit," the man pointed at her rip. Mai blushed and slapped him.
"DON'T LOOK DOWN THERE!" Mai scaremed. "Your a guy that works in a kid's place, not the guy that works at the video store!"
Everyone swaetdropped.
Mai pushed her way in and everyone sat in a table.
"O.K., now..." Yami looked bored. "What do we do now? Just sit here for seven hours?"
"No, here, here's some cash, go play some games," Tea threw him her little wallet fomr her purse.
"TEA!" Everyone scaremed at once.
"What?" Tea looked innocent. "Why are you people mad at me?"
"You had money? The whole time?" Yami glared at her. "Weren't you on Earth about an hour ago, when we all though we had no money?"
"...oh yeah!" Tea blushed. "Oppies..."
Everyone nearly fell off their seats.
"That's the second time she's done that..." Joey muttered.
"Ok, lets try to have fun here!" Bakrua took the money out of her wallet and spilt it between everyone. "Let's have partners!"
"I'll choose Tristen," Joey said. "You can go watch me win tickets-" Joey snacth the money from Tristen and ran off into the game area.
"Hey, Yugi, wanna be my partner?" Bakrua asked.
"Umm.." Yugi looked at Yami, who was too busy playing with the salt shaker.
"Sure," Yugi smiled. "Let's go, see ya Yamster!"
Yami looked up suddenly, realizing that Yugi called him Yamster again.
"Whats going on?" Yami asked. (LOL! Yami spacing out...ehehehe...)
"Ok, Tea, I'll hang with you!" Mai wrapped her arms around Tea and they ran off to the dance games.
Marik looked at his sister, then at Duke, then at Yami, then at Yami Bakrua, who kicked a kid that ran aside from him.
"Ishizu?" Duke stuck out his hand to the girl. "Wanna be my partner?"
"Sure!" Ishizu and Duke walked off. Marik, Yami, and Yami Bakura sat there staring.
"Damn," they all muttered, then realized they said it at the same time, Yami jumpped and gave them a strange look.
"So, I'll take it we're together..." Yami Bakrua glared at the spikey haired kid.
"Yepperz!" Marik grabbed Yami's arm. "Let us go hang, we all have so much in common, ya know!"
"We all ate bugs?" Yami said.
"No, we are all from the one and only Egypt, we love duel monsters, and we have or are yamis!"
"Oh,"
"Well, as far as I'm concered, Marik, is that there is only two yamis here...and you...," Yami Bakura gave his evil grin.
"O...k...," Yami muttered. Yami and Yami Bakrua looked at each other like they both had the same idea going threw their heads.
The two yamis looked at Marik, who look at them. Marik's eyes became wide in fear until he realized he was their next victum of insanity.
Mean While...with Tea and Mai. (0.o)
"Com'on you ho, dance like you never danced before! Shake tha thing!" Tea scaremed like a boot camp instructor. Mai fumbled off the stage, and landed on Tea.
"I can't dance, it's this thing I'm wearing!" Mai complained.
"What thing?" Tea burnned her once again.
"That's it, bitch, time to DIEE!" Mai lunged at Tea. Tea twisted to her side and Mai missed, hittign the floor face frist.
Mai stood up and ran towards her. Tea ran up to the steps from the ball room. (The ball room is that room wit hall those stupid little plastic balls that we as kids somewhat loved swimmign in...0o...) Mai jumpped up at the brown hiared girl, and pushed Te backwards into the play pin. Radom kids started scareming as Tea landed on a few.
Mai came running in there, landed on two more kids, and they started fighting. Tea grabbed a red plastic ball and shoved it in Mai's mouth. Mai let out a scream as she tried to get it out. Tea stood up, fumbled a bit, step on a kid at the bottom of the ball pile, and crawled into the tunnels.
Mai finally got the ball out of her mouth, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU HO!" Mai came runnign to the tunnels, tripped, and crawled in.
Meanwhile with Joey and Tristen...
"Come on Tristen, it's not rigged," Joey tried to calm down the strange hiared guy. (I have no clue how to explain Tristen's hair...0.o)
"Yes it is, you win all the time and I always lose!" He snapped back.
"Taht's because your not playing it right dumbass..." Joey muttered. "Your using the worng buttons!"
"Na-AH!" Tristen galred.
"Yeah-HUH!" Joey hissed. "Your using that, when yo ushould be using the direction buttons!" Joey poitned at the game machine.
"No, your supposed to be using that button, that little red one," Tristen poitne at the buttom of the front's side.
"That?"
"Yes!"
"That's
the fricking coin slot you moron!"
"n-...oh..." Tristen blushed and gave a dumb look. He look at his side, and saw a long brown hiard girl, kind of looking like Serenity.
"SERENITY!" he scaremed as he trampled on a group of little kids, pushed them aside, and ran upto the girl, who saw him runnign towards her, she speed off with Tristen at her heels.
(cough) Anyway, meanwhile with Yugi and Bakura...
Yugi sat on the other side of Bakura. The yboth galred at each other in boredem.
"I can't bealive this..." Yugi muttered.
"Me neither..why are we on this?" Bakrua stared back, nearly falling off.
"I dunno...I'm guessing we went on the wrong ride..."
"If my yami saw me on this, he'll kick my ass..."
"Pharoah would kick mine too...he alreadly thinks I'm all fluffy and nice.."
Yugi grabbed ahold of the pole, nealry falling off himself.
"I've seen you kick a kid for no reason, Yugi," Bakura said.
"No, that was Yami,"
"Oh, well...ok, you are a fluffy nice guy,"
"You are too,"
"Shut up,"
"Argh..not unitl another five mintues,"
"..should we just jump off?"
"We'll land on those three year olds,"
"Yugi, I'm starting to get dizzy..."
"Close your eyes,"
"But-"
"Close them!"
"Fine!" Bakrua closed his eyes going with the motion of the twriling ride.
(A/N: I'm wondering if ya finguered out yet what Yugi and Bakura are on)
After five mntues, the carisale stopped, and they two hikiras jumpped off. Bakrua had his hand oer his mouth, almost going sick.
Ygui and Bakrua made themselves back at the booth where they all started. Yami, Marik, and Yami Bakrua were surprisig still there. Marik's face was srutched up, looking like he ate a lemon or four.
"What on Ea-" Yugi muttered but Yami put his hadn up and smiled.
"One sec..."
"O.k."
Marik's
face started watering, and he made a gasping sound, grabbed th sode
stting beside him, and took a big drink.
"Fourteen mintues, not bad," Yami Bakura said after starign at the clock.
"Holy Ra," Marik muttered, chugging down the soda.
"What's going on, Yami?" Yugi asked.
"Salt wars," he muttered.
Yugi and Bakrua sweatdropped.
"Salt wars?" Yugi looked at him strangely.
"Yep, we see who can keep the salt in their motuhs the longest!" Yami siad.
"...0o'...o..k..." Yugi muttered.
"Who's next?" Yami said. "Someone's gotta beat my time of seventeen mintues yet, Marik you were close..."
"Me," Yami Bakrua grabbed the almost empty salt shaker that had no cap on it, and poured all the rest in. Yugi and Bakura fliched at them.
"Oh my God, they are insane," Bakura mumbled.
"There yamis...I think that's their job..." Yugi mumbled back.
"You wanna try next Yug?" Yami asked grabbing the other salt shaker and shaking it in front of Yugi.
"...um...I'll pass," Yugi gave a werid look at him. Yami shrugged.
"Missing out on the fun, there, mini me," Yami said. "Come'n Theif, you alreadly whimpping out?"
Yami Bakrua shook his head. It was a whole five mintues, and he looked sick.
Bakrua looked at his yami, and his face turned green.
"I'll be right back!" Bakrua ran to the bathrooms.
"What the?" Marik said.
"Carisale..." Ygui mumbled.
"You two were on a carisale?" Yami glared.
"Don't hurt us, we were on the wrong line,"
"Uh-huh,"
"Shut up,"
Yami glared at Yugi again.
Suddenly, loud music started playing, the curtains on the staged moved, and there, stood the one and only Chuckie Cheese and...whatever else his friends are. (I don't remeber what other charaters were in that place)
Yami Bakura coughed up the salt fomr his motuh, when the music blasted, scaring him.
Everyone returned from their games, excpet Mai and Tea, and they all sat around wacthign the robot hings move around.
"Is that a bird with a gutiar?" Joey muttered.
"What in the Hell is that!" Yami Bakura poitned at the big purple thing.
"I..have...no...clue..." Yami stared in terror. "This...is...too much...eheheeheeehe..." Yami twiched. Yugi knew Yami only twiched when he was eaither: A) extremly hyper, B) too much sugar, or C) His yami sences are kicking into his insaneness.
Then Chuckie Chees came down and started walkig towards the group of kids.
"HIYA!" he shouted, and gave Duke a huge hug.
"OH MY GA!" Duke screamed and ran out of the building in terror.
"Oh my Ga?" Yugi reapeted in a werid way.
"HIYYYAAAHHH!" Chuckie came and gave Yugi a hug, which was strage, becauce Chuckie accually picked up Yugi and hugged him. Yugi squrimed and stragled his way out of his arms, but he couldn't get away fromt the big mouse.
Tea and Mai came back, brused up, scratched up, some tears here and there, and they stood beside everyone else who was watching Yugi getting smashed.
Yugi squirmed more and more,adn he was fanilly free from the grasp. Yugi ran behind Yami and hid, peeking oevr Yami shoulder.
Bakura was back from the bathroom, clutching his stomache. Chuckie saw him, and ran up to him, and gave the sick kid a hug. Bakrua let out a horrible, and painful scream, as the over grown rat gave him a hug. Bakrua's face turned green again, and everyone looked away.
The party area was being hosed down as everyone had to stay clear fmr that area. The gang walked out, and they all were walkign back to the airport.
Mai noticed something. Yami was standing righrt besides her, and tehn Yugi was on the other side of him. Mia gave a quick look again. And again. Then she realized-
"OH MY GOD!" Mai screamed pointing at Yami and Yugi, and jumpped up into Joey's arms.. Yami's eyes wided, and he relized that he don't fade away like he normally does. Yami Bakrua joticed it too, and he suddenly disapeard.
Yami was screwed.
"Ok, Mai, don' freak out, I'm Yugi's yami, erm, his dark side, err...seomthign like that," Yami tired explaining it to the frighten Mai.
"But, but,..." Mai muttered in horror. Mai suddenly became clam as she stared at Yami. "Hey, your kind of hot..."
Everyone did an anime fall, and Yugi and Yami blushed.
"I mean it, holy crap, how could I not have seen this! Yugi's such a little cutie, then there's his dark side, which is hot, I mean, that's awesome!" Mai squealed like some phsyco fan girl.
Everyone stared and a long pause took place. They all eventually started walking again, very qiuet and silently. Tea and Ishizu were giving Mai the evil eye, and Yugi couldn't stop laughing. Yami puched him in the arm.
"Shut' it," Yami muttered.
"You have a stalker!" Yugi sang.
"You do too!" Yami poitned out.
Yugi suddnely remerbed the fan girl fomr the plane, Tea, and those rapid fan girls that he read in fan fictions fomr other rapid fan girls. (cough)
After a good sllow hour, they were back at the airport.
TO BE CONTINUED!
HAHAHHAHA! Pure evil...salt...ehehehe...(cough) ok, I sort of think this might go on like mayeb two more chapters, but it kind of matters on how much sugar I have. Surpriseing I didn't have any sugar yet today..and I invented a game called salt wars...so...(ninja) LOL! Anyway! Please review! Thank you for being so patient, and I'll try to get the next chapter done soon, hopefully...LOL!
Next Chapter: Chapter 15 – Canned Yams
