B/C: Okay, I felt like doing one more just for the fun of it this time Master Zhou Yu gets to have fun. You shall see what I mean by that.
Picks up Zhou Yu.
Zhou Yu: Hey, put me down Blade...PUT ME DOWN!!!
Blade opens the door and throws him outside.
B/C: Have fun Master!!!
Shuts the door. Zhou Yu begins to beat on the door, but no one comes and opens it for him.
Zhou Yu: The least you can do is give me a sword.
Blade opens the door and throws Zhou Yu his sword, then quickly closes the door.
Zhou Yu: Thanks.
Zhou Yu turns around and he reads a sign saying South Park 10 miles west.
Zhou Yu: NOOO!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU BETTER OPEN THIS DOOR!!!
B/C: I do not love god and for that I'll be sure that you will have an even more adventurous day...NOW GO!!!
Zhou Yu starts walking to South Park.
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About an hour or so later...
Zhou Yu finally reaches South Park.
Zhou Yu: Goody now WTF do I do?
A booth falls on top of Zhou Yu, not killing him but for other purposes. The booth starts changing Zhou Yu into a South Park character.
Zhou Yu: Hey, what is that? Do not put that where I think you will put it...it's to...LARGE!!!
The booth raises and Zhou Yu is in a Chi Bi state (small in height) (side note: Awe...he's soo cute!!!)
Zhou Yu: WTF man, WTF is your problem you b**t f****r...OMG you just did not do what I think you just did man...
Zhou Yu sighs.
Zhou Yu: That is low man. So, screw you man I'm going home.
Zhou Yu Bumps into Cartman (from now on shall be C/M), Kenny, Stan, and Kyle (I must apologize cause I do not remember the name of the other kid on South Park).
C/M: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN?
Kyle: Leave him alone dude he is totally new to this.
C/M: HEY, SHUT THE F**K UP JEW!!! (Side note: I forgot who the Jew was in the show)
Kenny: Mhmhmhm...mhmhmh....mhmhmhmhhm.
C/M: Guess your right Kenny...So what's your name new kid?
Zhou Yu: What, I am no kid I am Zhou Yu and I am like almost 2,000 years old, but Blade says to tell everyone I am 25.
Kyle: Dude, you are as tall as us and you are 25?
C/M: Dude, that is just soo totally messed up, but WTF man you can hang out with us Zhou Yu.
Zhou Yu's sword begins to hover towards Kenny, stabbing Kenny in the face and chest.
C/M, Stan, and Kyle: OMG HE KILLED KENNY!!!
Zhou Yu: No, I didn't.
C/M: DUDE WTF IS YOUR F*****G PROBLEM, WE LET YOU INTO OUR GROUP AND YOU KILL KENNY YOU M*****F****R!!!
Zhou Yu: But, I did not do it.
Suddenly a police siren goes off and Zhou Yu begins to run away. The cop rides up to the boys.
Cop: Ohh, dear lord who could do such a thing.
Kyle: That man running away did it.
The cops began chasing Zhou Yu at a slow speed.
Zhou Yu: I didn't do it...I DIDN'T DO IT!!!
Zhou Yu reverts back to his original state before he entered South Park.
Zhou Yu: Yeah, I am freed from South Park and trouble.
But then something happened Zhou Yu did not expect. The cops passed the imaginary line entering the real world and became real cops.
Cop: Freeze!!!
Zhou Yu looks around real quickly and steps back some.
Cop: I said freeze!!!
Zhou Yu takes another step and falls down a manhole into a sewer and starts to run again. The cop comes down after him. After some while in the sewer Zhou Yu runs into a dead end that drains off into a lake (or river, stream, ocean, whatever I never seen the movie) about 1000 feet down. Zhou Yu turns around, but the cop cornered him and points his gun at Zhou Yu.
Cop: Give up!!!
Zhou Yu: BUT, I DID NOT DO IT!!!
The cop steps closer to Zhou Yu (but is still a pretty good distance from Zhou Yu).
Cop: I DON'T CARE!!!
Zhou Yu jumps out of the sewer and begins to drop to the lake.
Cop: Aww, fiddle sticks.
Before Zhou Yu hit the water everything went black and the next thing he realizes, is that he goes through a black door into a small basketball court in New York City. Zhou Yu looks at his clothing. He is wearing black sunglasses, shoes, pants, and overcoat (kind of like the Matrix). Then, Zhou Yu looks around the court.
Zhou Yu: This was good in the movies, but do you really expect me to fight so many Mr. Smith's?
Doves suddenly fly into the air and a man in a nice suit walks up slowly.
Zhou Yu: Ohh, this is the happiest moment of my life!!!
Zhuge Liang: Mr. Zhou Yu, what a pleasant surprise. Did you get my package?
Zhou Yu smirks and cracks his knuckles.
Zhou Yu: No, I did not get any package, but this sure is something I always wanted to do!
Zhuge Liang: Well that does not matter now, but I shall take back what you took from me...
Many Zhuge Liang's appear in suits and two of them hold Zhou Yu down so he does not move. The real Zhuge Liang plunges his right hand into Zhou Yu's chest.
Zhuge Liang: PURPOSE!!!
A metallic like liquid begins to cover Zhou Yu's body slowly, before it covers his whole body Zhou Yu fights back and the metallic liquid begins to go back from whence it came. Zhuge Liang gets frustrated and suddenly Zhou Yu breaks free of the other Zhuge Liang's hold, then he punches the real one and begins a big fight between him and all the Zhuge Liang's. Zhou Yu pulled out his sword and fought all of the Zhuge Liang's to the death; killing one after the other till the real Zhuge Liang was left.
Zhuge Liang: I HATE YOU SOO MUCH!!!
Zhou Yu: Get over it!
Zhou Yu put his sword away and walked slowly towards Zhuge Liang, but Zhuge Liang charged out at him and that is when Zhou Yu punched Zhuge Liang right in the chest. His fist went right through killing Zhuge Liang.
Zhuge Liang: I did it all for a better world...
Zhuge Liang hits the ground after his death sentence. Zhou Yu does a little dance of joy and flies out of the place. Everything becomes black again, and then next thing Zhou Yu realizes is that he is in a jeep with a glass of water on the dashboard and Sun Ce is sitting next to him. It is dark outside and raining heavily, then suddenly the water inside the glass begins to ripple.
Sun Ce: Bro, check that out!!!
Sun Ce points out of the window. Zhou Yu turns and looks only to see a pair of giant legs a few feet away from the jeep, then a head comes down and a big brown eye looks into the jeep.
Xiao Qiao: MASTER ZHOU YU!!! OHH, I MISSED YOU SOO MUCH HUSBAND AND I LOVE YOU SOO MUCH!!!
Sun Ce and Zhou Yu: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xiao Qiao puts her hands on top of the jeep and rips the top of it off and grabs Zhou Yu.
Xiao Qiao: TIME TO KISS YOUR LOVELY WIFE MASTER ZHOU YU!!!
Zhou Yu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Before Xiao Qiao kisses Zhou Yu everything goes dark again and the next thing Zhou Yu realizes is that he is back in Blade's front yard.
Zhou Yu: YES, I DID IT!!!
Blade opens the front door.
B/C: Did you have fun Master Zhou Yu?
Zhou Yu: Well when I killed all the Zhuge Liang's it was fun, but everything else was just weird...especially South Park. Please do not ever do that to me again.
B/C: Do not worry yourself Master Zhou Yu. For I have Harvest Moon on Gamecube, my best friend got Samurai Warriors, and I am getting closer to finishing the newest chapter. Plus I am working on something new and secret.
Zhou Yu: Hurray, Samurai Warriors!!! I want to play as the guy that kinda looks like me only with a spear.
B/C: Already took him Master, why don't you choose the cool guy with the sword. He reminds me of a straight Zhang He.
Zhou Yu: Well, that is an eye opener!!!
B/C: I know come on try it out before it gets too late!
Blade and Zhou Yu go back inside of his house and play the two games. They were very happy about the many hours of game play... The End!!!
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B/C: I hope you all enjoyed my last funny chapter, give me a little bit more time to work on the real story and I should have it up... I promise. So, please read, review, and enjoy!!! Farewell!!!
Picks up Zhou Yu.
Zhou Yu: Hey, put me down Blade...PUT ME DOWN!!!
Blade opens the door and throws him outside.
B/C: Have fun Master!!!
Shuts the door. Zhou Yu begins to beat on the door, but no one comes and opens it for him.
Zhou Yu: The least you can do is give me a sword.
Blade opens the door and throws Zhou Yu his sword, then quickly closes the door.
Zhou Yu: Thanks.
Zhou Yu turns around and he reads a sign saying South Park 10 miles west.
Zhou Yu: NOOO!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU BETTER OPEN THIS DOOR!!!
B/C: I do not love god and for that I'll be sure that you will have an even more adventurous day...NOW GO!!!
Zhou Yu starts walking to South Park.
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About an hour or so later...
Zhou Yu finally reaches South Park.
Zhou Yu: Goody now WTF do I do?
A booth falls on top of Zhou Yu, not killing him but for other purposes. The booth starts changing Zhou Yu into a South Park character.
Zhou Yu: Hey, what is that? Do not put that where I think you will put it...it's to...LARGE!!!
The booth raises and Zhou Yu is in a Chi Bi state (small in height) (side note: Awe...he's soo cute!!!)
Zhou Yu: WTF man, WTF is your problem you b**t f****r...OMG you just did not do what I think you just did man...
Zhou Yu sighs.
Zhou Yu: That is low man. So, screw you man I'm going home.
Zhou Yu Bumps into Cartman (from now on shall be C/M), Kenny, Stan, and Kyle (I must apologize cause I do not remember the name of the other kid on South Park).
C/M: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN?
Kyle: Leave him alone dude he is totally new to this.
C/M: HEY, SHUT THE F**K UP JEW!!! (Side note: I forgot who the Jew was in the show)
Kenny: Mhmhmhm...mhmhmh....mhmhmhmhhm.
C/M: Guess your right Kenny...So what's your name new kid?
Zhou Yu: What, I am no kid I am Zhou Yu and I am like almost 2,000 years old, but Blade says to tell everyone I am 25.
Kyle: Dude, you are as tall as us and you are 25?
C/M: Dude, that is just soo totally messed up, but WTF man you can hang out with us Zhou Yu.
Zhou Yu's sword begins to hover towards Kenny, stabbing Kenny in the face and chest.
C/M, Stan, and Kyle: OMG HE KILLED KENNY!!!
Zhou Yu: No, I didn't.
C/M: DUDE WTF IS YOUR F*****G PROBLEM, WE LET YOU INTO OUR GROUP AND YOU KILL KENNY YOU M*****F****R!!!
Zhou Yu: But, I did not do it.
Suddenly a police siren goes off and Zhou Yu begins to run away. The cop rides up to the boys.
Cop: Ohh, dear lord who could do such a thing.
Kyle: That man running away did it.
The cops began chasing Zhou Yu at a slow speed.
Zhou Yu: I didn't do it...I DIDN'T DO IT!!!
Zhou Yu reverts back to his original state before he entered South Park.
Zhou Yu: Yeah, I am freed from South Park and trouble.
But then something happened Zhou Yu did not expect. The cops passed the imaginary line entering the real world and became real cops.
Cop: Freeze!!!
Zhou Yu looks around real quickly and steps back some.
Cop: I said freeze!!!
Zhou Yu takes another step and falls down a manhole into a sewer and starts to run again. The cop comes down after him. After some while in the sewer Zhou Yu runs into a dead end that drains off into a lake (or river, stream, ocean, whatever I never seen the movie) about 1000 feet down. Zhou Yu turns around, but the cop cornered him and points his gun at Zhou Yu.
Cop: Give up!!!
Zhou Yu: BUT, I DID NOT DO IT!!!
The cop steps closer to Zhou Yu (but is still a pretty good distance from Zhou Yu).
Cop: I DON'T CARE!!!
Zhou Yu jumps out of the sewer and begins to drop to the lake.
Cop: Aww, fiddle sticks.
Before Zhou Yu hit the water everything went black and the next thing he realizes, is that he goes through a black door into a small basketball court in New York City. Zhou Yu looks at his clothing. He is wearing black sunglasses, shoes, pants, and overcoat (kind of like the Matrix). Then, Zhou Yu looks around the court.
Zhou Yu: This was good in the movies, but do you really expect me to fight so many Mr. Smith's?
Doves suddenly fly into the air and a man in a nice suit walks up slowly.
Zhou Yu: Ohh, this is the happiest moment of my life!!!
Zhuge Liang: Mr. Zhou Yu, what a pleasant surprise. Did you get my package?
Zhou Yu smirks and cracks his knuckles.
Zhou Yu: No, I did not get any package, but this sure is something I always wanted to do!
Zhuge Liang: Well that does not matter now, but I shall take back what you took from me...
Many Zhuge Liang's appear in suits and two of them hold Zhou Yu down so he does not move. The real Zhuge Liang plunges his right hand into Zhou Yu's chest.
Zhuge Liang: PURPOSE!!!
A metallic like liquid begins to cover Zhou Yu's body slowly, before it covers his whole body Zhou Yu fights back and the metallic liquid begins to go back from whence it came. Zhuge Liang gets frustrated and suddenly Zhou Yu breaks free of the other Zhuge Liang's hold, then he punches the real one and begins a big fight between him and all the Zhuge Liang's. Zhou Yu pulled out his sword and fought all of the Zhuge Liang's to the death; killing one after the other till the real Zhuge Liang was left.
Zhuge Liang: I HATE YOU SOO MUCH!!!
Zhou Yu: Get over it!
Zhou Yu put his sword away and walked slowly towards Zhuge Liang, but Zhuge Liang charged out at him and that is when Zhou Yu punched Zhuge Liang right in the chest. His fist went right through killing Zhuge Liang.
Zhuge Liang: I did it all for a better world...
Zhuge Liang hits the ground after his death sentence. Zhou Yu does a little dance of joy and flies out of the place. Everything becomes black again, and then next thing Zhou Yu realizes is that he is in a jeep with a glass of water on the dashboard and Sun Ce is sitting next to him. It is dark outside and raining heavily, then suddenly the water inside the glass begins to ripple.
Sun Ce: Bro, check that out!!!
Sun Ce points out of the window. Zhou Yu turns and looks only to see a pair of giant legs a few feet away from the jeep, then a head comes down and a big brown eye looks into the jeep.
Xiao Qiao: MASTER ZHOU YU!!! OHH, I MISSED YOU SOO MUCH HUSBAND AND I LOVE YOU SOO MUCH!!!
Sun Ce and Zhou Yu: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xiao Qiao puts her hands on top of the jeep and rips the top of it off and grabs Zhou Yu.
Xiao Qiao: TIME TO KISS YOUR LOVELY WIFE MASTER ZHOU YU!!!
Zhou Yu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Before Xiao Qiao kisses Zhou Yu everything goes dark again and the next thing Zhou Yu realizes is that he is back in Blade's front yard.
Zhou Yu: YES, I DID IT!!!
Blade opens the front door.
B/C: Did you have fun Master Zhou Yu?
Zhou Yu: Well when I killed all the Zhuge Liang's it was fun, but everything else was just weird...especially South Park. Please do not ever do that to me again.
B/C: Do not worry yourself Master Zhou Yu. For I have Harvest Moon on Gamecube, my best friend got Samurai Warriors, and I am getting closer to finishing the newest chapter. Plus I am working on something new and secret.
Zhou Yu: Hurray, Samurai Warriors!!! I want to play as the guy that kinda looks like me only with a spear.
B/C: Already took him Master, why don't you choose the cool guy with the sword. He reminds me of a straight Zhang He.
Zhou Yu: Well, that is an eye opener!!!
B/C: I know come on try it out before it gets too late!
Blade and Zhou Yu go back inside of his house and play the two games. They were very happy about the many hours of game play... The End!!!
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B/C: I hope you all enjoyed my last funny chapter, give me a little bit more time to work on the real story and I should have it up... I promise. So, please read, review, and enjoy!!! Farewell!!!
