OK, SO SORRY FOR THE LLOONNGG WAIT! I've been busy, and I still am, just...yeah...LOL! Anyway, let's see if I can type this chapter in a half an hour! OMG! I MESSED UP! SOOO SOORY! (cries) Ok, remember in this one chatper, didn't duke get his car back! I accidently added him into the van in the next chapter! I'll change that one part when ever I can so he doesn't get his car back, or I'll do something in this chapter, to see who's been paying attetion aye?...ehehhe...soorrryy...how come no one realized that? Humm..anyway, I don't own Yugioh. Go read or SUFER!
Chapter 15- Mr. Yams
The air port was open. The smell of coff'e and old people fumigated the air as the group of teens walked throw the heavy crowds.
"Argh," Yami said when a fluffy haired lady turned suddenly, wacking Yami right in the face.
"O.K., our plane leaves in excatly, 23 mintues, lets go find it!" Tea said grabbing Yugi's wrist and glaring at his watch.
After ten mintues, the gang was again in their lines, waiting to go through the security, onto the plane, and go home! Yami Bakura was poking Yami, and Yami was muttering curses at him. It was funny, becuas esince Yami doesn't even rember anything, he mutters out Epytian curses, swears in Eygptain, and even learned some fighting moves as well, and Yami himself never realized that. Yami ignored Yami Bakura and saw Duke standing outside the line.
"Hey, aren't you going to get in li-" Yami stopped when suddenly Dke wasn't there.
"Um...Yug?" Yami poked his light self.
"Yeah?" Yugi answered back, bummping into Yami.
"Wasn't Duke with us?" Yami asked starign at the empty space.
"Yeah, he was he was, Ishizu's partner, right?"
"Yeah, but he's not here. And didn't he get his car back?"
Yugi paused, and was silent. Yami and Yugi both looked at each other slowly, and then to the gang. They realized the two boys' staring.
"Um, are you two alright?" Joey asked.
"No," Yami said. "Duke was wit hus, but didn't he get into his car and drive off before we got into the van?" Yami gave Joey a strange look. Joey gave it back.
"Ah, no, he wasn't with us," Joey siad. Everyone else behind him nodded.
"But, that can't be! He was sitting in the van, between Marik and that baka of theives!" Yami said.
"Your insane, Pharoah," Ishizu nodded.
"He was your partner at that, that, mouse, place thingy!" Yami snapped.
"I think you eat too many worms...," Marik nodded.
"Na-uh! Yugi saw him too!"
Yugi gave Yami a look, "Yeah I did, but well, maybe he wasn't here, and we are jus tso used on seeing him, maybe we just didn't realized he was gone?"
"But-"
"No, dark self, just let it go"
"I can't I jst saw-"
"SHUT UP!"
"YOU!"
"BITE ME!"
"Watch it Yugi, he'll give you rabies," Yami Bakrua mumbled. Yami frowned and grabbed his shoe, ripped it off his foot,a dn chucked it right at the theif. The shoe came hurriling throught the air, and missed Yami Bakrua's head by not even 5 cm, and it came runnign into-
CLUNK!
The old man came falling forward, rubbing his bald head, he turned at the spikey hiard boy, blushing and stepping back.
"Young man, did you just throw a shoe at me?" the old man asked. He sqiunted his eyes,a dn Yami's face turned pale as the old man gave a sudden scream.
"TERROIST!" He screamed pointing his old, boney fingers at Yami.
Everyoen let out a scramed, some ducked, and others rolled their eyes. Yami ran up to the old man, who tried turning away, to run away, but Yami grabbed his shoulders, and he cleared his throat.
"Ok," Yami said calmly with a nice soft voice. "Now, listen, I'm not a terriost. O.K.? I will never be one, and I never thought of it, so please, stop excusing me of being one. O.K.?"
The old man's face flushed into it's regurally greenish-paleish-unkown colro, and he sqiunted at Yami.
"Ok, so who are you Sonny?" The old man glared at him.
Umm...," Yami thought, "Just call me...uumm...Yami, ok, just Yami for now."
"Yaaammmmm mmeeeee?" The old man said slowly.
Yami snorked, "No, Yami, like Yawh-me, not Yam-me, don't say it like the food."
"Yams? Your name is Yams?"the old man said.
"No, Yami"
"Yammy?"
"Yami...Yawh-me"
"Yanni? Your that singer guy named Yanni?"
"YAMI!" Yami snapped, losing his cool.
"Mr. Yams?"
"RA!" Yami slapped his forehead, and sighed loudly.
"OH MY GOODNESS! YOU ARE A TERRIOST!"
"No, no, Mr. Yams, yah, I'm mister Yams," Yami gave up as the people in the airport becasme less nervous.
After five mintues, the teens had only five minutes to get on the plane.
Beep! The alram went off as Tea walked through, she blushed and handed the lady the purse. Everyone alreadly went threw, and surprising, Yami had no trouble, to were he would be strip down to his boxers, once again. Darn. (cough and sweatdrop)
"O.k., your good, but I must take this, ma'm," the frizzy-haired sericurty took out Tea's tazzer gun, nail fialler, and flame thrower, pushed them aside, and Tea joined the awaiting gang.
The plane was qiuet, very qiuet. The seats were some-what empty, and everyone took a seat. Yugi sat by Joey, who fought who will get the window seat. Bakura and Tea sat together, as Ishizu and Marik grabbed a seat behind Yami and Yami Bakura. Tristen felt alone and took a seat in front of Yugi and Joey. ( God I'm hoping I'm not forgeting anyone...)
Suddenly, screams filled the plane, girls with big signs and their friends came runnign down the asiles.
"YANNI'S ON THIS PLANE! OH MY GA!"
"LIKE TOTALLY!"
"..who's Yanni?"
"OH MY GGOODD! Where IS he!"
"AAHHHH! YANNI!"
Yami's eyes nearly popped out of his head, knowing that the old man told some readom people in the airport that a guy named Yanni was on a plane here.
"Um, ladies," Yami Bakrua cleared his throat. "Yanni's this guy right here. Don't mind his hair, he had an unfortune accident involving a fork and a toaster, with the sink," Yami Bakrua said as Yami qiuckly galred at him.
"BAKA! No! No no no, ladies, I'm not-" but it was too late, as Yami tried to tell the truth, but the girls flung themselves on Yami. Yami let out a screach. Yeah, Yami screching...never heard it? Well, it goes something like-
"AAIIEEEEEEEEE" Yami crawled out of the group. Yami Bakrua was too busy laughing his ass off to realize that the gang of scareming fan girls were getting him as well.
"AHH!" OFF OF ME, YOU CRAWLING, MUCUSE INSECTS!" Yami Bakrua yelled as he jumpped up.
"YANNI!" they screamed. Yami was safely away from the mobbing girls, and was leaning against Joey's seat, watchign Yami Bakrua get gropped, smacked, and slobbered on. (..eww...)
Suddenly, a flash of gold light filled the air, and terrifying screams echoed in the disapearnce of the fan girls. Yami Bakrua cracked his knuckles, folded his arms and looked at the window, as everyoen galzed at the strange, angry, albino Eygptain.
Yami blinked,a dn sat back into his seat. Everyone was qiuet, until a preaky young blone walked up the alsie, grabbed the speaker thing.
"Attention passagers, we wil be taking off shortly, please use the bathroom at this time, and make yourselfs comfortable, an-"
ZAP!
The lady was gone, Yami Bakura smriked. Yami glared at him.
"Will you stop doing that?" Yami growled. "She didn't do anything!"
"That's wah tYOU think you twig!" the Theif hised back.
"You weight as much as I DO," Yami snapped.
"...wahtever...," Yami Bakrua folded his arms and stared through the window again.
"Aw, I'm sorry, are you ahving a bad day or something? You seem a bit more evil today than usually," Yami asked.
"No, it's just...people are annoying...mostly the humans," Yam iBakrua said.
"We are humans too, you know, just...the darker halfs...that are technically...dead...but still," Yami studdered.
"Shut up," Yam iBakrua snapped. Yami flinched and looked over at Yugi and Joey who were counting the little triangle pattern on the seats.
"Bakura?" Tea asked in a sweet voice.
"Yes'm?" Bakura answered.
"Um, I always wondered, if you ever go back home, can you get Ringo to sing this for me?" Tea handed him a Beatles cd, and smiled.
Bakrua glared at her, "Why? I don't even knw the guy, I only heard him on the radio, that it!"
"WHAT! Yeha right, just go to his house, ring to door bell, and WA-LA! You can get me his autograpgh!" Tea pushed te cd int his face. Bakrua whimmpered, and pushed it back, making Tea hit her head on the window.
"Baaakkkiieeee, ppllleeassee?" Tea gave him chibi eyes, nearly in tears.
"NO! I don't KNOW HIM!" Bakura yelled at the brown hiared girl, hiding behind her cd.
"PLAESE?" Tea said again, but this time a bit ticked off.
"I. Dont. KNOW HIM!"
"JUST TAKE IT DAMNIT!"
"NO!"
"THEN IF YOU RUN INTO HIM-"
"I WON'T"
"BUT IF YOU DID-"
"IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN!"
"BUT IF YOU DID, HE CAN SIGN IT AND-"
"ARRGGHHH!"
"AND YOU CAN MAIL ME IT BA-"
Bakrua leeped on top of Tea, slapping his hand over her mouth. Yami Bakrua and Yami started to stare, and they rolled their eyes.
"SHUT UP WENCH!" Bakrua siad. "FOR ONE BLOODY MIONUTE PLEASE, SHUT UP!"
"BUT BAKIEEE! YOUR MY FRIEND!" Tea said through his hand. "AND YOUR HAND SMELLS LIKE PEACHES!"
"ARGGH!" Bakrua looked th oher way and folded his arms.
"ehehe...peaches.." Joey giggled.
"Peaches?" Yami said. Ishizu leened in and sniffed Yami.
"You smell like cinimon," she said. Yami Bakrua glared at Yami.
"Cimnimon? Oh Ra..." he rolled his eyes.
"HEY LETS GET BACK TO MYYYYY LIFE!" Tea screamed.
"Bloody die, 'readly?" Bakrua said. "I'm not listening!"
"You'll listen you little bristish brat!" Tea grabbed him on the arms.
"Excuse me," Yugi was standign right nest to Bakrua suddenly. Bakrua made a jump, and Yugi stuck his hands into his pockets and grabbed out a little pill, threw it Tea's moth, and rubbed her neck to swallow it.
"She needs her medicince, or she'll go insane now and then..," Yugi said calmly, and walked back to his seat.
Yami Bakura snapped up.
"WAHT? Your telling me that Tea had medicince that makes her not go insane?" he asked. "WHAT ABOUT THE TIM WHEN SHE NEARLY KILLED ME!"
"Your alreadly dead, your a spririt now," Yami mumbled.
"SHUT IT!" Yami bakrua pointed down at him.
"Stop standing on the seats sir," a preaky blondie lady came out of the cockpit. (Oh stop giggling at that word)
"Didn't I sent you to the shadow realm where monters would be pickign their teetth with your bones by now?" Yami Bakrua pointed at her suddenly.
"No, that was my twin sister, Mary-Sue, and she's bene in the Shadow Realm many times, and belive me, she's mostly in paridise right now getting autographs from her favorite duel monsters," she said. "Anyway, there's only about three hours left until we get to Domnio City, and considering you group of teens are the only ones traveling on this plane, I'm sure the bathrooms are open, an there is plently of peanuts to go around."
"YOUR A PEANUT!" Yami Bakrua pointed at her with a sneer.
"Shut up," Yami said pulling on his shirt, makign the theif fall to his seat.
"YOUR A SHUT UP!" Yami Bakura said folding his arms and looked at the window in a huff.
"..o...k..." Marik muttered.
"Marik?" Ishizu asked. "Weren't we supposed to go back home? Not Dimino City?"
Marik pasued for a long time, and he smiled, "We'll just ride a boat back home from the Dimino habor, ok?"
"OK!" she said.
"Cloud...CLOUD!...CLOUD!" Tristen mubled as he stared out the window. "..CLOUD...bird!...Flying guy! OH MY GOD IT'S SUPERMAN!" Superman sees the brown haried boy starign at him through the window, and suddenly-
WHACK!
A plane hits him and Tristen stares akwardly into the cloudy sky.
And so the plane flew back to Domino City, as the group of teens learne da valuable lesson in ths lovely fan ficition: Make sure you alway's carry your crazy friend's medicnce with you, just in case, she tries to kill you, and-
(Tea comes outta nowhere and drop kicks me)
THE END
Reviews?...anybody? Yes, the story has finally ended, saldy to say, tis has. Thank you my fellow Yugioh fantics that spent their time reading this fanfcitn! It really means a lot to me when I get cool reveiws from people! Anyway, thankies! Please review!
