Blade vigorously types and plays games at the same time.
B/C: Sorry to all my fans that you all had to wait. It's just that Final Fantasy 1 (and finish 10-2 and Crystal Chronicles which I did), Samurai Warriors (beat it), The Sims (don't ask me why I got this game but I like it), The Legend of Zelda (the very first one for NES, but remade for Gameboy Advance), and finally Final Fantasy 11 all have to be played and they screech at me with bloody murdering screeches. Aside from that I am also pleased to announce I have a new girlfriend (HURRAY!!!). Ohh and one more thing...my apologies to all for taking so long and for making those last two chapters about something totally else, but I had to keep my fans entertained.
Zhou Yu: OHH MY GOD BLADE SHUT UP!!! I had to play all those games too.
Blade looks stupidly at Zhou Yu and then bonks him in the head.
B/C: Well if someone else living here would not take up my gaming time and stop eating everything then everything would be okay.
Zhou Yu: Fine, I will go to the store and buy food while you show our fans the new story with a funny title.
Zhou leaves off to the store with Lu Xun and Xiao Qiao.
B/C: Well, that store will not be left standing after they leave (because Lu Xun loves to play with fire too much). Well I hope you all enjoy this new chapter and the title.
Chapter 7- Falling Awei (Part 1)
Our warriors after a long run through the forest finally caught glimpse of Cao Cao's castle. Zhou Yu pulled out a rope that he picked up at the doctor's house and tied Zhuge Liang and Ma Chao together.
Zhou Yu: "Sorry about this guys, but it must be done in order to put an end to Cao Cao."
Ma Chao: "It is fine with me... I am just one more step closer to avenging my father's death."
Zhuge Liang: "Cao Cao shall fall! But, could you loosen the rope a little?"
Zhou Yu tightens the rope around the two just so he could get a good laugh out of hurting Zhuge Liang.
Zhuge Liang: "Ouch, it is too tight!"
Zhou Yu: "Let us be on our way. Wait one minute where is Sun Ce?"
Sun Ce came running through the woods with a huge mace and a huge axe. He stops and puts the two weapons down.
Sun Ce: "You know I do not see anyone else trying to carry two heavy weapons."
Zhou Yu: "Umm...Sun Ce I have two questions to ask. Why did you carry the heavy weapons in the first place? And, doesn't that axe belong to Dian Wei."
Sun Ce: "Well, I found the axe where we fought earlier. I had to sneak around two sleeping tigers to get it. Then I stepped into a pile of bones by accident and well the noise woke the tigers up. Of course they tried to kill me and eat me, but neither one won against me."
Zhou Yu: "Okay, now why did you even carry the heavy weapons in the first place?"
Sun Ce: "To see if they would fuse together."
Zhou Yu: "And did the two weapons fuse?"
Sun Ce frowns.
Sun Ce: "No, they have not."
Zhou Yu: "Okay then, put the weapons down so we can continue without someone falling behind."
Sun Ce: "Okay."
Sun Ce puts the two weapons on the ground and our warriors continue their journey into Cao Cao's castle.
Later in front of the main gate...
A few guards stand around talking about their families. Zhou Yu pulling Ma Chao and Zhuge Liang with him walks up to the guards.
Zhou Yu: "Open the gate, so that I may deliver these traitors to Lord Cao Cao."
Guard #1: "Our lord will be most pleased! Open the gate at once!"
The gate begins to open, once it was halfway open, Zhou Yu began to walk through the gate with his prisoners.
Meanwhile...
Sun Ce is trying to climb over the wall to get inside. He fell down a few times, but on the 10th try he made it to the top.
Sun Ce: "Whew... that sure was a tough climb! Well I better make my way to the castle now."
Sun Ce ties one end of a rope on a ledge, and then he ties the other end around his waist. He begins to descend the other side of the wall to the ground instead of run along the top walkway to the castle, then he slipped yet again, but the rope was able to stop him before he hit the ground (which was only a few feet).
Sun Ce: "Whew... that was a close one!"
The rope suddenly breaks and Sun Ce hits the ground.
Sun Ce: "OUCH!!!"
Sun Ce gets up, dusts himself off, and begins sneaking to the front castle door.
Meanwhile with Zhou Yu and his "prisoners"...
Zhou Yu: "Well, that was easy. I just hope Sun Ce actually climbed the wall and made it to the other side. I also hope that he knows how to sneak towards the castle."
Suddenly there is a loud noise coming from a dark alley.
Zhou Yu: "Well, why don't we just wake up the whole entire castle and tell them our plans."
Zhou Yu looks into the alley taps his foot on the ground and shakes his head to Sun Ce's horrible sneaking. A guard that was in the area and heard the noise went to investigate. Zhou Yu quickly stopped the guard.
Zhou Yu: "It was only a cat, I seen it chase a mouse into the alley. No need to worry."
Guard #2: "Yeah that damn cat has been causing all kinds of noises this night. I will get back to my duties."
The guard returns back to his duties. Zhou Yu continues towards the castle with his prisoners.
Zhou Yu: "Well that was close."
Minutes later...
Zhou Yu arrives at the front castle doors. Sun Ce hides in the shadows and meows like a cat to signal Zhou Yu. The castle doors begin to open slowly. Zhou Yu proceeds forward into the castle. Sun Ce prepares himself for his run into the castle, but is suddenly hit in the back of the head. Sun Ce falls to the ground in an unconscious state. From the shadows a ninja appears, picks up Sun Ce and disappears back into the shadows. The doors to castle begin to close once Zhou Yu entered the castle. Zhou Yu begins to hesitate a little, but shakes it off. Cao Cao enters the main hall from his throne room with a big evil grin on his face.
Cao Cao: "You have done well this evening Lord Zhou Yu! I am very pleased with the two officers you brought to me."
Zhou Yu: "Thank you Lord Cao Cao... but I have failed you by not being able to capture that scum Sun Ce!"
Cao Cao: "Do not worry we were able to capture Sun Ce, with the aid of a ninja. Hanzo, show yourself to Lord Zhou Yu."
From the shadows in the main hall a ninja appears dress in black with Sun Ce on his shoulders. He walks slowly to Cao Cao's side.
Hanzo: "I found this one hiding in the shadows waiting for the right moment to run inside. I must also say he made the worst imitation of a cat ever."
Cao Cao: "Now that Sun Ce has been captured, my collection is complete. I would love to see all of the general's die at once, but there will be one officer that dies tonight. Lord Zhou Yu, I would be honored if you would kill Sun Ce right here... right now!"
Zhou Yu: "With pleasure my lord."
Zhou Yu slowly walks to Hanzo. Hanzo slowly puts Sun Ce down and picks him up just enough for Zhou Yu to stab him threw. Cao Cao backs away. Sun Ce has a smirk on his face with his eyes slightly closed all of the way. Zhou Yu smirks back at Sun Ce.
Zhou Yu: "Rest in peace..."
Sun Ce quickly spins around and punches Hanzo in the gut and then the face. Hanzo stumbles back a little and before he regained his balance, Zhou Yu pulls out his sword and cuts off Hanzo's head before he hits the ground.
Zhou Yu: "... Hanzo."
Cao Cao, enraged at Zhou Yu for regaining his memory and killing one of his great officers, shoots a death blast at Sun Ce. Suddenly a figure in red armor carrying a spear grabs Sun Ce and pulls him away from the blast. Cao Cao quickly retreats up a flight of stairs and continues up them till he makes it to the top of his castle. He then waits for Zhou Yu to arrive, but Cao Cao is not up there alone...
Zhou Yu: "He ran away, we should now free everyone and take the castle."
Zhuge Liang: "A very wise..."
Suddenly the ground below Zhuge Liang, Ma Chao, and Sun Ce collapses.
Zhou Yu: "They built trap doors in the floor... just wonderful."
Stranger: "Do not worry we shall find your friends, release the prisoners, and take the castle."
Zhou Yu: "Sounds like a great idea to me. Ohh, thank you for saving Sun Ce and who are you stranger."
Stranger: "I am Yukimura Sanada, I came from Japan because I was in pursuit of Hanzo and kill him for killing my Lord, but you killed him instead. It should be I who thanks you."
Zhou Yu: "Well we can just call it even then, I am Zhou Yu and it is a pleasure to meet you."
Yukimura: "A pleasure meeting you as well Zhou Yu."
Both warriors shake hands and make their way to the basement where the other officers are being held.
Meanwhile with Zhuge Liang...
Zhuge Liang finally hits the cement floor deep in the basement. He slowly gets up and looks around to see many spell books on shelves against the basement walls. Suddenly from a dark corner in the room a blast was shot at him, but Zhuge Liang was able to dodge it right on time and hides in between the bookshelves for cover.
Zhuge Liang: "Having fun yet Sima Yi?"
Sima Yi: "Yes, because I have been waiting for this moment for quite some time Zhuge Liang. To kill you and prove which one of us is the better strategist."
Zhuge Liang: "You will never be the best, you will always be Cao Cao's mutt."
Sima Yi: "HOW DARE YOU?"
Zhuge Liang quickly pops out from between the bookshelves and shoots a blast at Sima Yi and hits him directly in the arm. Sima Yi quickly shoots a blast back at Zhuge Liang, but Zhuge Liang shoots another blast and both collide and explode filling the room with smoke.
Meanwhile with Ma Chao...
Ma Chao lands on his feet on the basement floor. He quickly rolls to the side to avoid a very long and large axe.
Xu Huang: "Stay still vermin."
Xiahou Dun: "This fodder shall die tonight."
Xiahou Yuan: "Yeah... what he said."
Ma Chao twirls his spear around and then stops a does his battle stance then extends his left arm and motions his hand for them to come forward.
Ma Chao: "Three against one, hardly fair. Very well then, come and fight me... if you dare."
All three of them charge straight to Ma Chao.
Meanwhile with Sun Ce...
Sun Ce lands on his head, but quick gets back up and rubs his head.
Sun Ce: "OUCH!!! Why must I always get hurt when I am falling."
Looks in front of him and sees Zhen Ji, looks to his left and sees Zhang He, and then the looks to his right to see Cao Ren.
Zhen Ji: "What a pleasant surprise. KILL HIM!!!"
Zhang He and Cao Ren both charge Sun Ce from the side, but Zhen Ji stays put.
B/C: Well, I hope that builds up a lot of suspense for me readers. Now the next few parts to the chapter will just be individual fight scenes. First, would be Zhuge Liang against Sima Yi to finally prove to all who is the greatest strategist. Second, is the fight in which Ma Chao is against Xiahou Dun, Xiahou Yuan, and Xu Huang. Finally, is the fight in which Sun Ce is against Zhen Ji, Cao Ren, and Zhang He. But of course all of you knew that already, I was just making sure no one gets confused.
Zhou Yu comes back home with many groceries and Xiao Qiao, but Lu Xun is not with him.
Zhou Yu: We are home, but we have to leave again to the jail house to get Lu Xun out he burned down the grocery store again.
B/C: Wait up, I wish to come as well. Ohh, to my readers, I hope you all enjoyed the new chapter. So, please read, enjoy and review. Till next time.
Blade quickly runs out to the car and goes with Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao to the jailhouse.
B/C: Sorry to all my fans that you all had to wait. It's just that Final Fantasy 1 (and finish 10-2 and Crystal Chronicles which I did), Samurai Warriors (beat it), The Sims (don't ask me why I got this game but I like it), The Legend of Zelda (the very first one for NES, but remade for Gameboy Advance), and finally Final Fantasy 11 all have to be played and they screech at me with bloody murdering screeches. Aside from that I am also pleased to announce I have a new girlfriend (HURRAY!!!). Ohh and one more thing...my apologies to all for taking so long and for making those last two chapters about something totally else, but I had to keep my fans entertained.
Zhou Yu: OHH MY GOD BLADE SHUT UP!!! I had to play all those games too.
Blade looks stupidly at Zhou Yu and then bonks him in the head.
B/C: Well if someone else living here would not take up my gaming time and stop eating everything then everything would be okay.
Zhou Yu: Fine, I will go to the store and buy food while you show our fans the new story with a funny title.
Zhou leaves off to the store with Lu Xun and Xiao Qiao.
B/C: Well, that store will not be left standing after they leave (because Lu Xun loves to play with fire too much). Well I hope you all enjoy this new chapter and the title.
Chapter 7- Falling Awei (Part 1)
Our warriors after a long run through the forest finally caught glimpse of Cao Cao's castle. Zhou Yu pulled out a rope that he picked up at the doctor's house and tied Zhuge Liang and Ma Chao together.
Zhou Yu: "Sorry about this guys, but it must be done in order to put an end to Cao Cao."
Ma Chao: "It is fine with me... I am just one more step closer to avenging my father's death."
Zhuge Liang: "Cao Cao shall fall! But, could you loosen the rope a little?"
Zhou Yu tightens the rope around the two just so he could get a good laugh out of hurting Zhuge Liang.
Zhuge Liang: "Ouch, it is too tight!"
Zhou Yu: "Let us be on our way. Wait one minute where is Sun Ce?"
Sun Ce came running through the woods with a huge mace and a huge axe. He stops and puts the two weapons down.
Sun Ce: "You know I do not see anyone else trying to carry two heavy weapons."
Zhou Yu: "Umm...Sun Ce I have two questions to ask. Why did you carry the heavy weapons in the first place? And, doesn't that axe belong to Dian Wei."
Sun Ce: "Well, I found the axe where we fought earlier. I had to sneak around two sleeping tigers to get it. Then I stepped into a pile of bones by accident and well the noise woke the tigers up. Of course they tried to kill me and eat me, but neither one won against me."
Zhou Yu: "Okay, now why did you even carry the heavy weapons in the first place?"
Sun Ce: "To see if they would fuse together."
Zhou Yu: "And did the two weapons fuse?"
Sun Ce frowns.
Sun Ce: "No, they have not."
Zhou Yu: "Okay then, put the weapons down so we can continue without someone falling behind."
Sun Ce: "Okay."
Sun Ce puts the two weapons on the ground and our warriors continue their journey into Cao Cao's castle.
Later in front of the main gate...
A few guards stand around talking about their families. Zhou Yu pulling Ma Chao and Zhuge Liang with him walks up to the guards.
Zhou Yu: "Open the gate, so that I may deliver these traitors to Lord Cao Cao."
Guard #1: "Our lord will be most pleased! Open the gate at once!"
The gate begins to open, once it was halfway open, Zhou Yu began to walk through the gate with his prisoners.
Meanwhile...
Sun Ce is trying to climb over the wall to get inside. He fell down a few times, but on the 10th try he made it to the top.
Sun Ce: "Whew... that sure was a tough climb! Well I better make my way to the castle now."
Sun Ce ties one end of a rope on a ledge, and then he ties the other end around his waist. He begins to descend the other side of the wall to the ground instead of run along the top walkway to the castle, then he slipped yet again, but the rope was able to stop him before he hit the ground (which was only a few feet).
Sun Ce: "Whew... that was a close one!"
The rope suddenly breaks and Sun Ce hits the ground.
Sun Ce: "OUCH!!!"
Sun Ce gets up, dusts himself off, and begins sneaking to the front castle door.
Meanwhile with Zhou Yu and his "prisoners"...
Zhou Yu: "Well, that was easy. I just hope Sun Ce actually climbed the wall and made it to the other side. I also hope that he knows how to sneak towards the castle."
Suddenly there is a loud noise coming from a dark alley.
Zhou Yu: "Well, why don't we just wake up the whole entire castle and tell them our plans."
Zhou Yu looks into the alley taps his foot on the ground and shakes his head to Sun Ce's horrible sneaking. A guard that was in the area and heard the noise went to investigate. Zhou Yu quickly stopped the guard.
Zhou Yu: "It was only a cat, I seen it chase a mouse into the alley. No need to worry."
Guard #2: "Yeah that damn cat has been causing all kinds of noises this night. I will get back to my duties."
The guard returns back to his duties. Zhou Yu continues towards the castle with his prisoners.
Zhou Yu: "Well that was close."
Minutes later...
Zhou Yu arrives at the front castle doors. Sun Ce hides in the shadows and meows like a cat to signal Zhou Yu. The castle doors begin to open slowly. Zhou Yu proceeds forward into the castle. Sun Ce prepares himself for his run into the castle, but is suddenly hit in the back of the head. Sun Ce falls to the ground in an unconscious state. From the shadows a ninja appears, picks up Sun Ce and disappears back into the shadows. The doors to castle begin to close once Zhou Yu entered the castle. Zhou Yu begins to hesitate a little, but shakes it off. Cao Cao enters the main hall from his throne room with a big evil grin on his face.
Cao Cao: "You have done well this evening Lord Zhou Yu! I am very pleased with the two officers you brought to me."
Zhou Yu: "Thank you Lord Cao Cao... but I have failed you by not being able to capture that scum Sun Ce!"
Cao Cao: "Do not worry we were able to capture Sun Ce, with the aid of a ninja. Hanzo, show yourself to Lord Zhou Yu."
From the shadows in the main hall a ninja appears dress in black with Sun Ce on his shoulders. He walks slowly to Cao Cao's side.
Hanzo: "I found this one hiding in the shadows waiting for the right moment to run inside. I must also say he made the worst imitation of a cat ever."
Cao Cao: "Now that Sun Ce has been captured, my collection is complete. I would love to see all of the general's die at once, but there will be one officer that dies tonight. Lord Zhou Yu, I would be honored if you would kill Sun Ce right here... right now!"
Zhou Yu: "With pleasure my lord."
Zhou Yu slowly walks to Hanzo. Hanzo slowly puts Sun Ce down and picks him up just enough for Zhou Yu to stab him threw. Cao Cao backs away. Sun Ce has a smirk on his face with his eyes slightly closed all of the way. Zhou Yu smirks back at Sun Ce.
Zhou Yu: "Rest in peace..."
Sun Ce quickly spins around and punches Hanzo in the gut and then the face. Hanzo stumbles back a little and before he regained his balance, Zhou Yu pulls out his sword and cuts off Hanzo's head before he hits the ground.
Zhou Yu: "... Hanzo."
Cao Cao, enraged at Zhou Yu for regaining his memory and killing one of his great officers, shoots a death blast at Sun Ce. Suddenly a figure in red armor carrying a spear grabs Sun Ce and pulls him away from the blast. Cao Cao quickly retreats up a flight of stairs and continues up them till he makes it to the top of his castle. He then waits for Zhou Yu to arrive, but Cao Cao is not up there alone...
Zhou Yu: "He ran away, we should now free everyone and take the castle."
Zhuge Liang: "A very wise..."
Suddenly the ground below Zhuge Liang, Ma Chao, and Sun Ce collapses.
Zhou Yu: "They built trap doors in the floor... just wonderful."
Stranger: "Do not worry we shall find your friends, release the prisoners, and take the castle."
Zhou Yu: "Sounds like a great idea to me. Ohh, thank you for saving Sun Ce and who are you stranger."
Stranger: "I am Yukimura Sanada, I came from Japan because I was in pursuit of Hanzo and kill him for killing my Lord, but you killed him instead. It should be I who thanks you."
Zhou Yu: "Well we can just call it even then, I am Zhou Yu and it is a pleasure to meet you."
Yukimura: "A pleasure meeting you as well Zhou Yu."
Both warriors shake hands and make their way to the basement where the other officers are being held.
Meanwhile with Zhuge Liang...
Zhuge Liang finally hits the cement floor deep in the basement. He slowly gets up and looks around to see many spell books on shelves against the basement walls. Suddenly from a dark corner in the room a blast was shot at him, but Zhuge Liang was able to dodge it right on time and hides in between the bookshelves for cover.
Zhuge Liang: "Having fun yet Sima Yi?"
Sima Yi: "Yes, because I have been waiting for this moment for quite some time Zhuge Liang. To kill you and prove which one of us is the better strategist."
Zhuge Liang: "You will never be the best, you will always be Cao Cao's mutt."
Sima Yi: "HOW DARE YOU?"
Zhuge Liang quickly pops out from between the bookshelves and shoots a blast at Sima Yi and hits him directly in the arm. Sima Yi quickly shoots a blast back at Zhuge Liang, but Zhuge Liang shoots another blast and both collide and explode filling the room with smoke.
Meanwhile with Ma Chao...
Ma Chao lands on his feet on the basement floor. He quickly rolls to the side to avoid a very long and large axe.
Xu Huang: "Stay still vermin."
Xiahou Dun: "This fodder shall die tonight."
Xiahou Yuan: "Yeah... what he said."
Ma Chao twirls his spear around and then stops a does his battle stance then extends his left arm and motions his hand for them to come forward.
Ma Chao: "Three against one, hardly fair. Very well then, come and fight me... if you dare."
All three of them charge straight to Ma Chao.
Meanwhile with Sun Ce...
Sun Ce lands on his head, but quick gets back up and rubs his head.
Sun Ce: "OUCH!!! Why must I always get hurt when I am falling."
Looks in front of him and sees Zhen Ji, looks to his left and sees Zhang He, and then the looks to his right to see Cao Ren.
Zhen Ji: "What a pleasant surprise. KILL HIM!!!"
Zhang He and Cao Ren both charge Sun Ce from the side, but Zhen Ji stays put.
B/C: Well, I hope that builds up a lot of suspense for me readers. Now the next few parts to the chapter will just be individual fight scenes. First, would be Zhuge Liang against Sima Yi to finally prove to all who is the greatest strategist. Second, is the fight in which Ma Chao is against Xiahou Dun, Xiahou Yuan, and Xu Huang. Finally, is the fight in which Sun Ce is against Zhen Ji, Cao Ren, and Zhang He. But of course all of you knew that already, I was just making sure no one gets confused.
Zhou Yu comes back home with many groceries and Xiao Qiao, but Lu Xun is not with him.
Zhou Yu: We are home, but we have to leave again to the jail house to get Lu Xun out he burned down the grocery store again.
B/C: Wait up, I wish to come as well. Ohh, to my readers, I hope you all enjoyed the new chapter. So, please read, enjoy and review. Till next time.
Blade quickly runs out to the car and goes with Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao to the jailhouse.
