Blade parks his car in the driveway and scolds Lu Xun for setting the store on fire...AGAIN!!!
B/C: How many times must I tell you, that if your going to burn down something then burn it at night. Therefore you have a running chance. Now you are to go to your room and think about what you have done and I will be taking away all your matches, lighters, flamethrowers, fire arrows, troops that shoot fire arrows, and anything else you could use to make a fire with.
Lu Xun: But...
B/C: NO BUTS, INSIDE NOW!!!
Lu Xun slowly walks inside the house with much fear. Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao step out of the car slowly too.
Zhou Yu: Did you have to be so harsh? Lu Xun is only 18.
B/C: You mean 13 since your 24.
Zhou Yu: Yeah, I hate the little brat too.
Xiao Qiao: Aww, I think he is just cute.
Zhou Yu turns red in the face and his veins begin to pop out.
Zhou Yu: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Xiao Qiao quickly runs behind Blade.
Xiao Qiao: Help me Blade. You owe me from last night.
Zhou Yu's eyes pop out.
B/C: But all I asked for was a back massage. Why must you always get him to take angry out on me when I did nothing wrong.
Xiao Qiao: Sure, you big old...PEDOPHILER!!!
Blade gasps.
B/C: I would never think of you like that... it just gives me nightmares every time you do that.
Zhou Yu starts to run at Blade, but Blade starts running away.
B/C: I HATE YOU XIAO!!!
Zhou Yu: COME HERE BLADE!!!
B/C: WELL, I HOPE MY FANS WILL ENJOY MY NEW CHAPTER!!!
Chapter 7- Falling Awei (Part 2)
The smoke in the room begins to slowly fade away. Suddenly Sima Yi shoots a blast and manages to hit Zhuge Liang's right arm.
Zhuge Liang: "Nice shot Sima Yi."
Sima Yi smirks.
Sima Yi: "It was only to repay you for shooting me in my right arm and here we are at a stand still. Why don't we just do this the good old fashion way."
Zhuge Liang: "Meaning?"
Sima Yi: "Meaning, you come out of your hiding space, stand right in front of me, and then at the right moment we both shoot a blast at the other and whoever is left standing wins. Only one man will be left standing. Sounds fair enough don't you think?"
Zhuge Liang: "Yes, it does."
Sima Yi: "Then come out and let us end this struggle."
Zhuge Liang slowly walks out to the middle of the room and faces Sima Yi. Sima Yi smirks. Both warriors stare at the other dead in the eye.
Sima Yi: "It is all about to end soon, good luck Zhuge Liang."
Zhuge Liang: "Good luck to you as well Sima Yi."
With that done, both warriors shot their blast at the other. As the blast where about to collide, Zhuge Liang's blast went right through Sima Yi's blast and right through Sima Yi. Sima Yi was still left standing.
Zhuge Liang: "An illusion, but that would mean..."
The real Sima Yi comes out of hiding from the other end of the room behind Zhuge Liang.
Sima Yi: "YES THAT IS RIGHT YOU FOOL; I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!!! NOW YOU WILL DIE!!!"
Sima Yi shoots at big and powerful blast at Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang slowly turns around.
Zhuge Liang: "A shame, I thought this was the first reasonable thing you have done...ever. Goodbye Sima Yi."
The blast edges closer and closer to Zhuge Liang, but before it hit him, Zhuge Liang shot out a magical seal. The blast reflected off of the seal and back to Sima Yi.
Sima Yi: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The blast hit Sima Yi right in the chest, making Sima Yi fly back and hit the concrete wall. Sima Yi's body was now on the ground and he began coughing up blood onto the floor. Zhuge Liang walked up to Sima Yi and turned him over and laid his back up against the wall. Blood was slowly pouring out of the wound from his chest. Zhuge Liang began to heal Sima Yi, but Sima Yi slapped his hands away.
Sima Yi: "I do not need healing, you were the victor...you are the true strategist."
Zhuge Liang: "I hate to disappoint you Sima Yi, but I am not a true strategist... Zhou Yu is the true strategist."
Sima Yi: "Yes, I see it now... you are right. Thank you for showing me the truth before I died. Now I must depart to Hell. Cao Cao always said that Hell would be the next and final place we would rule forever."
Sima Yi closed his eyes and then he died.
Zhuge Liang: "Farewell Sima Yi... Farewell..."
Xiao Qiao begins to play the sad, long music from the Titanic movie and cries.
Xiao Qiao: That was so sad, I wish Sima Yi did not have to die.
Sima Yi: But, I am right here. It's not like it really happened.
Zhou Yu walks up and kicks Sima Yi out of Blade's house.
Zhou Yu: If she says she wishes you did not have to die, then well your dead and stay out.
Zhou Yu closes the door. Sima Yi just sits on the ground outside and pouts.
B/C: Hey, you do not have the right to pout, because they locked me out of my own house. But that is fine seeing as they will not receive any payment until this story is put up.
Zhou Yu quickly opens back up the door.
Zhou Yu: I hate how you control all the money.
Blade and Sima Yi walk back inside the house.
B/C: Well, that is it for this week. Tune in next week when Ma Chao has to fight 3 Wei officers. So, read, review, and enjoy. Till next time!
B/C: How many times must I tell you, that if your going to burn down something then burn it at night. Therefore you have a running chance. Now you are to go to your room and think about what you have done and I will be taking away all your matches, lighters, flamethrowers, fire arrows, troops that shoot fire arrows, and anything else you could use to make a fire with.
Lu Xun: But...
B/C: NO BUTS, INSIDE NOW!!!
Lu Xun slowly walks inside the house with much fear. Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao step out of the car slowly too.
Zhou Yu: Did you have to be so harsh? Lu Xun is only 18.
B/C: You mean 13 since your 24.
Zhou Yu: Yeah, I hate the little brat too.
Xiao Qiao: Aww, I think he is just cute.
Zhou Yu turns red in the face and his veins begin to pop out.
Zhou Yu: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Xiao Qiao quickly runs behind Blade.
Xiao Qiao: Help me Blade. You owe me from last night.
Zhou Yu's eyes pop out.
B/C: But all I asked for was a back massage. Why must you always get him to take angry out on me when I did nothing wrong.
Xiao Qiao: Sure, you big old...PEDOPHILER!!!
Blade gasps.
B/C: I would never think of you like that... it just gives me nightmares every time you do that.
Zhou Yu starts to run at Blade, but Blade starts running away.
B/C: I HATE YOU XIAO!!!
Zhou Yu: COME HERE BLADE!!!
B/C: WELL, I HOPE MY FANS WILL ENJOY MY NEW CHAPTER!!!
Chapter 7- Falling Awei (Part 2)
The smoke in the room begins to slowly fade away. Suddenly Sima Yi shoots a blast and manages to hit Zhuge Liang's right arm.
Zhuge Liang: "Nice shot Sima Yi."
Sima Yi smirks.
Sima Yi: "It was only to repay you for shooting me in my right arm and here we are at a stand still. Why don't we just do this the good old fashion way."
Zhuge Liang: "Meaning?"
Sima Yi: "Meaning, you come out of your hiding space, stand right in front of me, and then at the right moment we both shoot a blast at the other and whoever is left standing wins. Only one man will be left standing. Sounds fair enough don't you think?"
Zhuge Liang: "Yes, it does."
Sima Yi: "Then come out and let us end this struggle."
Zhuge Liang slowly walks out to the middle of the room and faces Sima Yi. Sima Yi smirks. Both warriors stare at the other dead in the eye.
Sima Yi: "It is all about to end soon, good luck Zhuge Liang."
Zhuge Liang: "Good luck to you as well Sima Yi."
With that done, both warriors shot their blast at the other. As the blast where about to collide, Zhuge Liang's blast went right through Sima Yi's blast and right through Sima Yi. Sima Yi was still left standing.
Zhuge Liang: "An illusion, but that would mean..."
The real Sima Yi comes out of hiding from the other end of the room behind Zhuge Liang.
Sima Yi: "YES THAT IS RIGHT YOU FOOL; I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!!! NOW YOU WILL DIE!!!"
Sima Yi shoots at big and powerful blast at Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang slowly turns around.
Zhuge Liang: "A shame, I thought this was the first reasonable thing you have done...ever. Goodbye Sima Yi."
The blast edges closer and closer to Zhuge Liang, but before it hit him, Zhuge Liang shot out a magical seal. The blast reflected off of the seal and back to Sima Yi.
Sima Yi: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The blast hit Sima Yi right in the chest, making Sima Yi fly back and hit the concrete wall. Sima Yi's body was now on the ground and he began coughing up blood onto the floor. Zhuge Liang walked up to Sima Yi and turned him over and laid his back up against the wall. Blood was slowly pouring out of the wound from his chest. Zhuge Liang began to heal Sima Yi, but Sima Yi slapped his hands away.
Sima Yi: "I do not need healing, you were the victor...you are the true strategist."
Zhuge Liang: "I hate to disappoint you Sima Yi, but I am not a true strategist... Zhou Yu is the true strategist."
Sima Yi: "Yes, I see it now... you are right. Thank you for showing me the truth before I died. Now I must depart to Hell. Cao Cao always said that Hell would be the next and final place we would rule forever."
Sima Yi closed his eyes and then he died.
Zhuge Liang: "Farewell Sima Yi... Farewell..."
Xiao Qiao begins to play the sad, long music from the Titanic movie and cries.
Xiao Qiao: That was so sad, I wish Sima Yi did not have to die.
Sima Yi: But, I am right here. It's not like it really happened.
Zhou Yu walks up and kicks Sima Yi out of Blade's house.
Zhou Yu: If she says she wishes you did not have to die, then well your dead and stay out.
Zhou Yu closes the door. Sima Yi just sits on the ground outside and pouts.
B/C: Hey, you do not have the right to pout, because they locked me out of my own house. But that is fine seeing as they will not receive any payment until this story is put up.
Zhou Yu quickly opens back up the door.
Zhou Yu: I hate how you control all the money.
Blade and Sima Yi walk back inside the house.
B/C: Well, that is it for this week. Tune in next week when Ma Chao has to fight 3 Wei officers. So, read, review, and enjoy. Till next time!
