Yu-Gi-Oh: Joey's Lemonade Stand

By NocturneD

Note: Hiya this is my very first Yu-Gi-Oh fic so can you guys kind of go easy on me? This fic contains some adult situations and Family Guy style comedy... If you ever even watched (or heard of) the show... Also I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. Well enjoy and please review, I would really appreciate it too. ^_^

Chapter/Episode 2: Making Lemonade and Finding Love in Strange Places

"How bad does it taste Bakura?" Asked Yugi.

"Like I said, it tastes like pee water." Said Bakura.

"Hey since you guy's showed up, i'll let you guys have your's on the house." Said Joey while pouring Yugi, Tea, and Tristan some lemonade and handing to them. The three accepted but with a little worried look on their faces. "Oh great, i need to get more ice. Man it's so hot today." Said Joey cheerfully while he walks into his apartment building while the three look at their filled glasses at the yellow liquid and the melting ice swimming around in their cups.

"Okay on the count of three we take a sip of the lemonade or whatever this is and dump it down the sewer." Suggested Tea.

"Tea how can you say something like that? You haven't even tried it yet." Said Yugi.

"Easy I just I did. Besides you heard what Bakura said. It tastes like pee water." Responded Tea as the three remaining males get sweat beads on their heads.

"Well okay, on the count of three we take one sip. Who knows he might have accidently put poisen in here too." Said Yugi very nervously with Tea and Tristan agreeing by bobbing their heads once and pulled the cup tip towards their lips. "Okay one, two, three..."

The three take a small sip into their mouthes and suddenly... Yugi's spits his drink out like a spray gun, Tea covers her mouth with her hand and spits hers onto the grass where the green grass suddenly turned yellow, and Tristan's face turned green so he runs off camera and can hear him vomiting in the back round.

"Oh god i think there was something living in my drink! BLAH!" Screamed Tristan as he continued vomiting while Tea tries to get the taste out of her mouth by drinking alot of water from the water fountain. Yugi whipped his mouth with his sleeve and turned to his white haired friend Bakura.

"Told you it tastes like pee water." Said Bakura with a smirk on his face.

"Oh god you're right Bakura, but I thought it wouldn't have tasted this awful." Said Yugi as he still tried to spit most of the awful tasting liquid salivia out of his mouth.

About a minute later everyone except Yugi waited for Joey to come out with the heavy bag of ice that he was lumbering down the stairs. Joey then opens the door only to see Yugi standing there with about a couple of crushed cups and some spilled lemonade on the ground. The blonde haired boy set the bag of ice down onto the ground and looks at Yugi with a confused look.

"Yugi where did everyone go?" Asked Joey.

"Well... It goes like this. It's about your lemonade you made." Said Yugi.

"They didn't like it did they?" Asked Joey as he put his head down and has a sad expression on his face.

"Well... I dont know how to tell you this but... Yes. Your lemonade... It doesn't taste good." Pointed out Yugi. With this response Joey sits down on the bottom of the stairway and looks down towards the ground.

"I knew it. I'm a complete failure Yug's..." Signed Joey.

"You're not a failure Joey, you just need to improve your lemonade making. Say how about i help?" Asked Yugi as he starts cheering up Joey.

"You really would help me?" Asked Joey.

"Sure, what are friends for anyway." Said Yugi.

About after some cheering up the two went inside of Joey's apartment and straight towards the kitchen. Not really much but old stacked pizza boxes almost up to the ceiling since neither Joey and his father really keep the place clean but Joey is able to do what he likes since his father is out of town on a business trip. Joey grabs a bag of lemons out from the cabinet and slides the other stuff on the kitchen table to the side making a loud clanging sound as the stuff hit the floor while the bag of lemons occupy the table now. Yugi already got the pitcher, sugar, and measuring cup onto the table and takes a seat.

"Okay, do you got a knife Joey?" Asked Yugi. Then the camera slides towards Joey with him over the pitcher squeezing the lemon on his forehead. "Uh Joey. Its probably going to take you all night to get just one pint of lemon juice in there!" Said Yugi as the sweat bead on his head exposed itself.

"You mean there's another way to make lemonade besides squeezing lemons this way?" Asked Joey. Yugi ignored Joey's stupid question and looked through one of the cuberts looking for a knife. He finally found one and started slicing lemons in half and gave Joey a good example how to get the lemon juice out easier by squeezing the cut lemon over the pitcher. After watching Joey got the idea and squeezed about three more lemons into the pitcher while Yugi pours the exact amout of sugar into the measuring cup then pours it into the pitcher. After a few minutes the new freashly made lemonade has been made, so the two rewarded themselves with a small drink. The two brough the cups to their lips for a sip if it tasted right, and it appears it tasted even better.

"GOOD!" Said the two in unison as they put the glasses back onto the table.

"Hey thanks Yugi for helping me. Maybe I'll get some customers that won't demand their money back or puke on the side of the road for a change." Said Joey.

"Your welcome Joey. Well I better be going. My grandpa wants me back at the shop to help him stock up on the Toonami Duel cards again." Said Yugi as he pushed in the chair and left for the door.

"Yeah see ya tomarrow Yug's!" Said Joey as he waved with Yugi opening then closing the door behind him. "Hmm, let me see if i can get this right. Hey it be cooler with a different color to it also. I wonder if I got any food coloring?" Said Joey to himself as he got the supplies ready again with cutting the lemons and adding the precise amount of sugar. Joey then looked through the cubert again for any food coloring, no luck finding any but he did find something called "Spanish Fly." Joey scracthed his head as he never heard of the thing but thinking it might actually be food coloring as he head toward the table again and pouring a small amount into the pitcher making the yellow lemonade turning it into a pinkish liquid color.

"Maybe i should taste this to see if it taste right." Thought Joey as he reached for a cup but got interupted with the beeping sound of his watch. "Huh. My god its five already? Time for Zoids!" Squeled Joey as he hurried himself by putting the tested and untested lemonade pitchers into the refridgerator for tomarrow.

The next day Joey grabbed the two pitchers and hurried outside to his poorly made wooden lemonade stand and sees his friend Tea coming in one direction and then seeing Seto Kaiba coming in the opposite direction while he sets up.

"Great Kaiba is coming to make fun of my business..." Signed Joey.

"Hey Joey, still selling lemonade?" Asked Tea while Joey nervously sees Seto Kaiba still walking towards their direction.

"Uh yeah. This time Yugi helped me and I made another colored lemonade that's pink." Said Joey as he pointed to the pink lemonade then suddenly a blue trench coated brown haired young man with a rough voice cut off Joey.

"Hey rugged dog. Starting your own business I see." Said Kaiba rudely.

"Seto Kaiba can't you ever be nice just one time?" Asked Tea but then turned her attention to Joey with her hands in her pocket trying to find out if she got any money. "Oh damn it, I don't have any money and I really wanted to taste the pink lemonade too." Signed Tea. Suddenly Kaiba reaches into his pocket and pulls out a dollar and sets it down on the wooden stand's surface.

"A yellow lemonade for me and a pink for the lady. Please and keep the change too." Ordered Kaiba nicely.

"What? You are paying for my drink Seto Kaiba?" Asked a surprised Tea.

"No, I'm seeing if this dollar bill looks nice on this poorly made structure. Ofcoarse I'm paying for you Tea Gardener." Insisted Kaiba.

"Well this is a surprise." Joked Joey then gets cut off by Kaiba.

"JUST POUR THE DRINKS ALREADY!" Commanded Kaiba with a nervous shaking Joey then pours the two different drinks and hands them to Tea and Seto.

"Well thank you very much Seto." Thanked Tea as she drank the pink lemonade noticing that it tastes a bit funny but enjoys the sweet honey taste.

"Welcome..." Said Kaiba as he turned around and started to walk off in the other direction with taking a large gulp of his drink then crushing the paper cup and throwing it onto the grass. Tea then finishes her sweet tasting drink and her body started to feel funny. Soon her head feels a little light as she starred at the walking Kaiba.

"Oh my god... He's so FREAKING hot and sexy..." Said Tea as she dropped her cup onto the ground and runs after Kaiba trying to get his attention with her hollars of admiration and yelling at him to wait up.

"Wait did Tea just say Seto Kaiba was hot and sexy? But he's a jerk." Thought Kaiba as he cocked his eyebrow. "Oh well, I got my first dollar!" Said Joey as he lifted the dollar in front of the camera and has a wide smile on his face.

To Be Continued...

Note: Now this chapter/episode is surprising huh? Tea thinking Seto Kaiba is hot and sexy? What the hell is going on here? Well ch3 will be up soon... Later ^_^!!!