Yu-Gi-Oh: Joey's Lemonade Stand

By NocturneD

Note: Hiya this is my very first Yu-Gi-Oh fic so can you guys kind of go easy on me? This fic contains some adult situations and Family Guy style comedy... If you ever even watched (or heard of) the show... Also I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or whatever that is mentioned. Well enjoy and please review, I would really appreciate it too. ^_^

Chapter/Episode 3: Phh... When hell freezes over!

As little Yugi finished helping his grandfather moving all the heavy boxes with various amounts of cards in them. Yugi decided to go see how Joey is doing with the fresh lemonade Joey and him made yesterday, wondering that it might be bringing in more customers. Since he already left the store in a hurry along the way he caught up with his other friend Tristan that was just sitting on bench eating a box of chocalotes and trying to offer the young lady next to him some.

"Mama always said: Life's like a box of chocalotes." Said Tristan in a lame Forest Gump impression as he shifted another piece of chocalote into his mouth and mumbles, "You don't know what you're going to get." The young lady just ignored Tristan as she got up and left.

"Hey Tristan. What do you got there?" Asked Yugi.

"MMM... Chocalote what some?" Asked Tristan back.

"Uh no thanks. Rather save my appetite for lunch." Responded Yugi.

"Fine more for me!" Squeled Tristan as he chugged down the whole box of candy. "Man i could go for a drink, how about you Yugi?" Asked Tristan.

"Sure would. Besides I helped Joey and made a fresh new pitcher of lemonade and it tastes great." Assured Yugi.

"Hey, if you helped him make it, it must be good." Said Tristan as he got up and left the box of candy on the bench. Suddenly when the two were about to leave, they heard something strange like someone screaming for help. Sounded more like Kaiba...

"Seto Kaiba? I wonder what he's running from?" Asked Yugi in questioning and scratching the back of his head with his hand.

"Must be girls." Responded Tristan.

"Heh, that's odd. Girls are scared of Seto. Heheh." Said Yugi then suddenly hearing a girl's voice right behind Seto Kaiba as he ran and screamed for help.

"Hey wouldnt it be funny if the girl that was chasing Kaiba turned out to be Tea?" Laughed Tristan and making Yugi laugh almost bringing tears from laughing so hard at the thought of Tea chasing Kaiba becuase she likes him.

"LOL! Oh man. Yeah right, when Tea starting to like Kaiba. That is when hell will freeze over!" Said Yugi almost falling to the ground holding his stomach still laughing his head off. Suddenly Seto Kaiba runs past Tristan and Yugi very fast almost about to break the sound barrier and leaves a trail of smoke.

(Yugi's and Tristan's eyes pokes through the smoke streams trying to see who's actually is chasing Kaiba.)

"SETO KAIBA! WAIT FOR ME MY KNIGHT AND SHINING ARMOR! MY TURTLE DOVE! MY KING! MY FURUTE HUSBAND! MY LOVER!" Shouted Tea as she ran so fast, the cloud of smoke left by Kaiba has suddenly disappeared and replaced by a trail of fire. This really left Yugi and Tristan stunned for what they heard from Tea as she ran after poor Kaiba.

"YOU CAN RUN SETO KAIBA BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!" Shouted Tea as she continued running like a speeding bullet. Tristan moved his head down to Yugi.

"You were saying that hell must have frozen over?" Asked Tristan.

(Meanwhile in Hell, the devil; Satan is wearing a scarf and shivering on his thrown while his demon employers are playing in the snow making snow forts, snow men, and even having snowball fights. The devil got up from his demon thrown then suddenly he slipped on a sheet of ice completely landing flat on his giant red back. While the devil lays down on the ice a little red demon with ice skates comes skating past the devil.)

(Back to earth)

While Yugi and Tristan are left speechless, they decided not to ask anymore questions while they walked to Joey's place to try the new and improved lemonade. A lone long white haired boy named Bakura is taking a little walk around the town on a beaughtiful Saturday morning, he looks at the store windows then stops at one pet shop with adorbale little puppies seemingly stand on their two hign legs and with their paws up the window. Bakura stops to take a look at the puppies and enjoys watching them play in front of him. One of them let out a small bark and Bakura just smiled and laughed to himself.

Suddenly Bakura thought he heard someone call his name from the alley way. He ignored the first couple of calls to him until he was hit in the back of the head with an old can of beans. Bakura quickly turns around as the can hit the back of his skull and sees Kaiba in a garbage dumpster with his eyes peering out as the lid was slightly open.

"Kaiba? What are you doing in a dumpster?" Asked Bakura as he entered the alley.

"SHHH! Hiding from Tea Gardener..." Responded Kaiba, then Bakura shifted his eyebrow.

"Why? Did you call her a name, or what?" Asked Bakura.

"I don't know! She is just after me, and you know what else?" Asked Kaiba while Bakura gets in closer to hear Kaiba's whispering. "I think she's in love with me." Said Kaiba. Bakura only laughed at the remark with a very angry Kaiba about to pounce on Bakura to beat the snot out of him for laughing.

"I'm so sorry Kaiba. So hell actually froze over didn't it?" Asked Bakura.

"What do you mean?!" Exclaimed Kaiba in questioning. Bakura pointing his finger across the street showing that a store for buying house hold items and showing Satan walking out of the store carrying a box that appears to be a heater.

To Be Continued...

Note: Whoa! Hell actually froze over didn't it? Well please review! ^_^ Also i will take suggestions if anyone got any. Chapter/Episode 4 will be up soon so stay tooned!