Yu-Gi-Oh: Joey's Lemonade Stand
By NocturneD
Note: Hiya this is my very first Yu-Gi-Oh fic so can you guys kind of go easy on me? This fic contains some adult situations and Family Guy style comedy... If you ever even watched (or heard of) the show... Also I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or whatever that is mentioned. Well enjoy and please review, I would really appreciate it too. ^_^
Chapter/Episode 4: A shocking secret! Oh god not another soap opera!
As Seto Kaiba and Bakura watch the lord of the underworld come out of the hardware store with a new heater, the portal to hell opens up beneath the devil's feet and jumps in. A gush of cold breeze shot up from the portal of hell when the devil jumps in making both Kaiba and Bakura shiver do to the breezing cold, then it went away when the portal to hell closed. The two rubbed their eyes and then looked at each other.
"Well you don't see that everyday." Said Bakura.
"Definitly... Well I got a favor to ask you Bakura." Suggested Kaiba.
"What is it this time? Another persuasion of Yugi dueling you." Asked Bakura.
"No... I need a better place to hide. Do you know a place?" Asked Kaiba with sudden nervous looks over his shoulder, making sure Tea isn't around.
"Well how about the movie theater? It's pretty dark in there." Suggested Bakura.
"Oh thanks buddy, I owe you one!" Said Seto as he was getting ready to leave but suddenly something has clutched onto his right leg, felt like the warmth and grasp of a person... More like a female with the chest shape and silky feeling up against his pant leg. Kaiba's expression then changed to nervous and sweat rolling off his forehead as he looked down to see a brunette girl hugging his leg tightly. Seto Kaiba let out a shreik as Tea looked up at him with huge happy puppy dog eyes then rubbed her cheek against his pant leg.
"AH! GET HER OFF OF ME!" Screamed Kaiba in command while furiously trying to shake Tea off his leg. While the struggle Bakura looks at the victim getting a squeeze by the hunter.
"Wow, I think I'm finally understanding women now. When they want to show love for you, they cling onto your leg happily and never let go. Hmm strange behavior." Wondered Bakura as he took a note of this odd behavior.
"AH NOW SHE'S HUMPING MY LEG!" Screamed Kaiba with a wide eyed Bakura looking at the two again.
"Now that is really odd behavior. Kaiba's leg is going to be sore in the morning." Examined Bakura.
Meanwhile at Joey's lemonade stand, Yugi and Tristan finally arrived seeing that Joey is selling actually selling more lemonade. Over about twelve people in line infront of Yugi and Tristan as the line moved fast though until it was the friends turn.
"Hey Joey, how's the second day coming along?" Asked Yugi.
"Going by great Yug's. I had to make alteast five pitchers of lemonade and also my new pink lemonade is selling like hot cakes. Though after a few minutes I sell it to a person, some are acting a bit kinda weird like they have a sugar rush." Said Joey.
"Hmm... That is odd but we'll take two yellow lemonades please." Said Yugi reaching into his pocket and pulling out a dollar and sets it on the stand while Joey is pouring their drinks.
"Okay, here you guys are. That will be fifty cents please." Said Joey as Yugi gave the dollar in exchange.
"Keep the change." Offered Yugi.
"Heh, with pleasure." Said Joey as he grasp the dollar in his hand and throwing it into a jar he has behind the wooden stand.
"Hey Joey did you see Tea today? She was acting pretty strange... And so was Kaiba." Asked Yugi.
"Well I did see the two this morning, Kaiba actually bought a lemonade from me and even paid for Tea's. The two finished their drinks, Kaiba as usual just walks off in his own style then Tea went after him for some reason. The last thing that she said was: Oh my god is he fine... Then she went gaga over the jerk and went after him." Explained Joey.
"That is odd. Well maybe that couple might work out. You never know that Kaiba might be a great boyfriend." Said Yugi. The three fell silent for a second, then busted out laughing.
"Oh my god, Yugi that was a good one..." Said Tristan wiping away his tear.
"Hmm, I wonder where Tea is now. Hope she's not Kaiba any trouble." Said Yugi.
Meanwhile after that remark the camera zooms in on Seto Kaiba screaming and running around like an idiot becuase Tea is clinged happily onto his leg and appears to be doing else than just clinging onto his leg. To try to get Tea off, Kaiba furiously rammed the leg with Tea is hanging onto into walls, dumpsters, anything that's hard, but doesn't work. Kaiba turned his head and yelled out to Bakura.
"Bakura help me get something to get her off of me!" Commanded Kaiba.
"Ok." Said Bakura as he shifted his shoulders. Bakura takes Kaiba by the hand and leads him across the street into the hardware store. Where obviously some old and middle aged men were starring at the two... Well three if you count the Tea thing... Bakura lead Kaiba to one of the isles and takes a crowbar off the shelf and sticks it in between the still clinged on Tea and Kaiba's thigh area. Bakura tried it slowly with no luck, then he tried a bit harder and faster with no luck either, Tea seems to be like stronger than steel for some reason.
"AH! FORGET ABOUT NOT HARMING HER! GET SOMETHING TO CUT HER OFF WITH THEN!" Commanded Kaiba. After using different tools from a chisle with a hammer to a blow torch... Again Bakura shifted his shoulders then went down another isle and runs into an employee that works at the hardware store.
"Excuse me sir, I need to find something sharp to like cut something off." Said Bakura.
"You mean like a pair of scissors?" Asked the employee.
"Uh no... Something sharp to like get things off very fast." Said Bakura.
The next few minutes Tea is still clinged onto Kaiba's leg and still doing *AHEM* the thing that would pound Seto's leg into dust pretty soon if she doesn't stop. Kaiba then signed and called out Bakura's name over and over again wondering where he went this time.
"Hey Kaiba I'm back." Said Bakura.
"ABOUT TIME! NOW GET HER OFF!" Commanded Kaiba. Bakure then took orders as he started up his tool by pulling the string over and over again. He slid on a pair of goggles then then after the fourth tug of the string, Bakura got the tool working as it made a loud roaring sound...
"HOLY (BLEEP)! YOU GOT A CHAINSAW!?" Exclaimed Kaiba in question.
"The only thing I can come up with! Now hold still!" Shouted Bakura.
"WAIT! YOU SO SURE THAT YOU'LL GET HER OFF WITH THIS?! WHAT IF YOU MISS?" Paniced Kaiba as he saw the ray bounce off the blade of the chainsaw coming near Tea's arms.
"Eh, I'll saw off your leg. Now hold still!" Responded Bakura like he didn't care. As the roaring blade came closer to Tea, she looked up at Seto Kaiba with very scared and sad puppy dog eyes ready about to leak out water. Seto ignored the first attempted but when he heard the whimpering sounds he started to have second thought. Seto Kaiba then signaled Bakura to pull away the blade but before Bakura even noticed he suddenly tripped and landed on the ground with the roaring blade still on and then stuck into the floor.
"Uh oh..." Both Kaiba and Bakura said in unison when the blade builded enough force to go on it's on little rampage in the store while on the floor and the blade still moving rapidly. The two... well three got out of the store before the chainsaw was about to chase after them. Bakura ran out pretty fast while Seto moved more in a limping way becuase of Tea still attached to his leg not paying attention to hearing screaming coming from the hardware store becuase the chainsaw is on the loose.
(Next scene with Seto Kaiba limping and Bakura running out of the hardware store, suddenly the chainsaw bursts through the door and goes on a down town rampage in the opposite direction.)
About around the millionth attempt to try to get Tea off Seto's leg, Seto just stops in the middle of the sidewalk where only a few people are passing by even starring at them. He had enough then makes the most pissed off look he had ever put on his expression and looks down at Tea and yells like a maniac.
"WHY DON'T YOU GET OFF MY (BLEEP) LEG ALREADY! GET OFF NOW!" Shouted Kaiba as he started shaking his leg furiously into the air.
"But..." Said Tea as she tried to explain.
"NO BUTS! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! I DON'T LIKE YOU! I CONFESS! I CONFESS TO THIS WORLD!" Shouted Kaiba.
"I CONFESS RIGHT NOW! I'M GAY!" Shouted Kaiba with all his might making the birds fly out from the trees and into the sky and everyone around him starring with wide eyes even Bakura was standing there suprised. Finally Tea got off his leg and sat on the hard pavement and started to cry with her face buried into her hands.
"That's right just sit there and cry... I'm gay, happy?!" Shouted Kaiba as his leg was free again ignoring the people that was watching the whole thing as he walked off in the other direction.
Meanwhile back at Joey's place where he happens to still be selling lemonade. A paper boy was riding on his back and started flinging papers and one of them eventually hit Tristan right in the forehead and making him spill his lemonade all over his shirt.
"OH MAN! STUPID PAPER BOY!" Shouted Tristan.
"Jeez, calm down Tristan, it was just an accident." Said Yugi.
"Er... It's on purpose like the other times! I'd wish something bad would happen to him!" Shouted Tristan.
(Next scene focuses on the paper boy then suddenly he gets crushed by a semi truck, then other cars crashing right into the semi causing a fourty two car pile up! Then out of nowhere the paper boy climbs out from the wreckage and continues his work.)
"DAMN IT!" Shouted Tristan as Yugi pickes up the paper and unfolds to the first page and with a shocking headline.
"SETO KAIBA GAY?!" Said the three in unison.
(Next scene takes place with Bakura reading the paper)
"Seto Kaiba gay. Wow the press and media work fast." Surprised Bakura.
To Be Continued...
Note: Wow that was a F*CKED up chapter wasn't it? Kaiba gay and Tea is crying about it. Yugi, Tristan, and Joey just find out about it, and will Tristan ever get even with the paperboy?
By NocturneD
Note: Hiya this is my very first Yu-Gi-Oh fic so can you guys kind of go easy on me? This fic contains some adult situations and Family Guy style comedy... If you ever even watched (or heard of) the show... Also I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or whatever that is mentioned. Well enjoy and please review, I would really appreciate it too. ^_^
Chapter/Episode 4: A shocking secret! Oh god not another soap opera!
As Seto Kaiba and Bakura watch the lord of the underworld come out of the hardware store with a new heater, the portal to hell opens up beneath the devil's feet and jumps in. A gush of cold breeze shot up from the portal of hell when the devil jumps in making both Kaiba and Bakura shiver do to the breezing cold, then it went away when the portal to hell closed. The two rubbed their eyes and then looked at each other.
"Well you don't see that everyday." Said Bakura.
"Definitly... Well I got a favor to ask you Bakura." Suggested Kaiba.
"What is it this time? Another persuasion of Yugi dueling you." Asked Bakura.
"No... I need a better place to hide. Do you know a place?" Asked Kaiba with sudden nervous looks over his shoulder, making sure Tea isn't around.
"Well how about the movie theater? It's pretty dark in there." Suggested Bakura.
"Oh thanks buddy, I owe you one!" Said Seto as he was getting ready to leave but suddenly something has clutched onto his right leg, felt like the warmth and grasp of a person... More like a female with the chest shape and silky feeling up against his pant leg. Kaiba's expression then changed to nervous and sweat rolling off his forehead as he looked down to see a brunette girl hugging his leg tightly. Seto Kaiba let out a shreik as Tea looked up at him with huge happy puppy dog eyes then rubbed her cheek against his pant leg.
"AH! GET HER OFF OF ME!" Screamed Kaiba in command while furiously trying to shake Tea off his leg. While the struggle Bakura looks at the victim getting a squeeze by the hunter.
"Wow, I think I'm finally understanding women now. When they want to show love for you, they cling onto your leg happily and never let go. Hmm strange behavior." Wondered Bakura as he took a note of this odd behavior.
"AH NOW SHE'S HUMPING MY LEG!" Screamed Kaiba with a wide eyed Bakura looking at the two again.
"Now that is really odd behavior. Kaiba's leg is going to be sore in the morning." Examined Bakura.
Meanwhile at Joey's lemonade stand, Yugi and Tristan finally arrived seeing that Joey is selling actually selling more lemonade. Over about twelve people in line infront of Yugi and Tristan as the line moved fast though until it was the friends turn.
"Hey Joey, how's the second day coming along?" Asked Yugi.
"Going by great Yug's. I had to make alteast five pitchers of lemonade and also my new pink lemonade is selling like hot cakes. Though after a few minutes I sell it to a person, some are acting a bit kinda weird like they have a sugar rush." Said Joey.
"Hmm... That is odd but we'll take two yellow lemonades please." Said Yugi reaching into his pocket and pulling out a dollar and sets it on the stand while Joey is pouring their drinks.
"Okay, here you guys are. That will be fifty cents please." Said Joey as Yugi gave the dollar in exchange.
"Keep the change." Offered Yugi.
"Heh, with pleasure." Said Joey as he grasp the dollar in his hand and throwing it into a jar he has behind the wooden stand.
"Hey Joey did you see Tea today? She was acting pretty strange... And so was Kaiba." Asked Yugi.
"Well I did see the two this morning, Kaiba actually bought a lemonade from me and even paid for Tea's. The two finished their drinks, Kaiba as usual just walks off in his own style then Tea went after him for some reason. The last thing that she said was: Oh my god is he fine... Then she went gaga over the jerk and went after him." Explained Joey.
"That is odd. Well maybe that couple might work out. You never know that Kaiba might be a great boyfriend." Said Yugi. The three fell silent for a second, then busted out laughing.
"Oh my god, Yugi that was a good one..." Said Tristan wiping away his tear.
"Hmm, I wonder where Tea is now. Hope she's not Kaiba any trouble." Said Yugi.
Meanwhile after that remark the camera zooms in on Seto Kaiba screaming and running around like an idiot becuase Tea is clinged happily onto his leg and appears to be doing else than just clinging onto his leg. To try to get Tea off, Kaiba furiously rammed the leg with Tea is hanging onto into walls, dumpsters, anything that's hard, but doesn't work. Kaiba turned his head and yelled out to Bakura.
"Bakura help me get something to get her off of me!" Commanded Kaiba.
"Ok." Said Bakura as he shifted his shoulders. Bakura takes Kaiba by the hand and leads him across the street into the hardware store. Where obviously some old and middle aged men were starring at the two... Well three if you count the Tea thing... Bakura lead Kaiba to one of the isles and takes a crowbar off the shelf and sticks it in between the still clinged on Tea and Kaiba's thigh area. Bakura tried it slowly with no luck, then he tried a bit harder and faster with no luck either, Tea seems to be like stronger than steel for some reason.
"AH! FORGET ABOUT NOT HARMING HER! GET SOMETHING TO CUT HER OFF WITH THEN!" Commanded Kaiba. After using different tools from a chisle with a hammer to a blow torch... Again Bakura shifted his shoulders then went down another isle and runs into an employee that works at the hardware store.
"Excuse me sir, I need to find something sharp to like cut something off." Said Bakura.
"You mean like a pair of scissors?" Asked the employee.
"Uh no... Something sharp to like get things off very fast." Said Bakura.
The next few minutes Tea is still clinged onto Kaiba's leg and still doing *AHEM* the thing that would pound Seto's leg into dust pretty soon if she doesn't stop. Kaiba then signed and called out Bakura's name over and over again wondering where he went this time.
"Hey Kaiba I'm back." Said Bakura.
"ABOUT TIME! NOW GET HER OFF!" Commanded Kaiba. Bakure then took orders as he started up his tool by pulling the string over and over again. He slid on a pair of goggles then then after the fourth tug of the string, Bakura got the tool working as it made a loud roaring sound...
"HOLY (BLEEP)! YOU GOT A CHAINSAW!?" Exclaimed Kaiba in question.
"The only thing I can come up with! Now hold still!" Shouted Bakura.
"WAIT! YOU SO SURE THAT YOU'LL GET HER OFF WITH THIS?! WHAT IF YOU MISS?" Paniced Kaiba as he saw the ray bounce off the blade of the chainsaw coming near Tea's arms.
"Eh, I'll saw off your leg. Now hold still!" Responded Bakura like he didn't care. As the roaring blade came closer to Tea, she looked up at Seto Kaiba with very scared and sad puppy dog eyes ready about to leak out water. Seto ignored the first attempted but when he heard the whimpering sounds he started to have second thought. Seto Kaiba then signaled Bakura to pull away the blade but before Bakura even noticed he suddenly tripped and landed on the ground with the roaring blade still on and then stuck into the floor.
"Uh oh..." Both Kaiba and Bakura said in unison when the blade builded enough force to go on it's on little rampage in the store while on the floor and the blade still moving rapidly. The two... well three got out of the store before the chainsaw was about to chase after them. Bakura ran out pretty fast while Seto moved more in a limping way becuase of Tea still attached to his leg not paying attention to hearing screaming coming from the hardware store becuase the chainsaw is on the loose.
(Next scene with Seto Kaiba limping and Bakura running out of the hardware store, suddenly the chainsaw bursts through the door and goes on a down town rampage in the opposite direction.)
About around the millionth attempt to try to get Tea off Seto's leg, Seto just stops in the middle of the sidewalk where only a few people are passing by even starring at them. He had enough then makes the most pissed off look he had ever put on his expression and looks down at Tea and yells like a maniac.
"WHY DON'T YOU GET OFF MY (BLEEP) LEG ALREADY! GET OFF NOW!" Shouted Kaiba as he started shaking his leg furiously into the air.
"But..." Said Tea as she tried to explain.
"NO BUTS! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! I DON'T LIKE YOU! I CONFESS! I CONFESS TO THIS WORLD!" Shouted Kaiba.
"I CONFESS RIGHT NOW! I'M GAY!" Shouted Kaiba with all his might making the birds fly out from the trees and into the sky and everyone around him starring with wide eyes even Bakura was standing there suprised. Finally Tea got off his leg and sat on the hard pavement and started to cry with her face buried into her hands.
"That's right just sit there and cry... I'm gay, happy?!" Shouted Kaiba as his leg was free again ignoring the people that was watching the whole thing as he walked off in the other direction.
Meanwhile back at Joey's place where he happens to still be selling lemonade. A paper boy was riding on his back and started flinging papers and one of them eventually hit Tristan right in the forehead and making him spill his lemonade all over his shirt.
"OH MAN! STUPID PAPER BOY!" Shouted Tristan.
"Jeez, calm down Tristan, it was just an accident." Said Yugi.
"Er... It's on purpose like the other times! I'd wish something bad would happen to him!" Shouted Tristan.
(Next scene focuses on the paper boy then suddenly he gets crushed by a semi truck, then other cars crashing right into the semi causing a fourty two car pile up! Then out of nowhere the paper boy climbs out from the wreckage and continues his work.)
"DAMN IT!" Shouted Tristan as Yugi pickes up the paper and unfolds to the first page and with a shocking headline.
"SETO KAIBA GAY?!" Said the three in unison.
(Next scene takes place with Bakura reading the paper)
"Seto Kaiba gay. Wow the press and media work fast." Surprised Bakura.
To Be Continued...
Note: Wow that was a F*CKED up chapter wasn't it? Kaiba gay and Tea is crying about it. Yugi, Tristan, and Joey just find out about it, and will Tristan ever get even with the paperboy?
