Yu-Gi-Oh: Joey's Lemonade Stand

By NocturneD

Note: Hiya this is my very first Yu-Gi-Oh fic so can you guys kind of go easy on me? This fic contains some adult situations and Family Guy style comedy... If you ever even watched (or heard of) the show... Also I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or whatever that is mentioned. Well enjoy and please review, I would really appreciate it too. ^_^

Chapter/Episode 5: Enough already! What another duel?

A week has passed since Joey has started his lemonade business, ranking in more and more customers each day and making not a bad amount, more like ten to twenty dollars a day but unfortunatly he had to cut back on for more supplies for lemonade. Not doing bad in business is just some of the profit is more like two or five dollars a day. Joey signed as sometimes on a couple of days that he might not make profit at all, anyway it was one hell of a week. Seto Kaiba actually said he was gay and it made the front page headline and it was really shocking to everyone, wondering really if Kaiba is really gay or just making it up to avoid Tea. Who wouldn't really?

Meanwhile at the Kaiba residence, Seto really couldn't sleep since having memories making a girl cry in public and leaving her there while everyone watched... And worst of all, he said he was gay to make her leave him alone. He turned over in his large double bed with himself looking out the window to take a glimpse at the full silver crescent moon as it shines through his bedroom window. Seto sat up in his bed totally moving the comfoter from on top of his exposed well skinny but well built body and moving from the bed with his gray shorts covering his smooth ass... (Okay I just want to get detailed and serious here okay... -_-;) Seto reaches for the television remote on his night stand and aims it towards the large flat screen television against the opposite wall of him, then turns it on for a big surprise...

The channel was set on the Jay Leno show must meaning it's probably around eleven thirty at night. This sort of calmed Seto's mind down while the opening highlights show across the screen, finally the large chinned man with slick gray hair with a black highlight running through the middle of his hair came out on stage with many people in the audience cheering and clapping for him. Finally the applauding ended and Jay Leno started telling the jokes in which he probably didn't come up with by himself.

"Hey did anyone hear the news about the CEO of Kaiba Corporations last week?" Asked Jay Leno with the only responce was them from some saying yes, most saying no.

"Turns out that Seto Kaiba; the head of Kaiba Corporations was having a young woman chasing him and Seto ran away trying to avoid. Then finally he just burst out and shouted he was gay in her face. He said it so loud and sencere I think that most of the gay population arpund the worldstarted giving him roses, e-mails, love letters, and candy the second he got home and his mail box was filled with that garbage just becuase he's a rich homosexual. You know I don't think there were many rich homosexuals... Well okay Richard Simmons and Ricky Martin but Seto jeez... " Said Jay Leno making the audience in awe like he said it was an insult.

"Figures why is always the good looking ones?" Said Jay again with the same result.

This made Seto Kaiba very angry with his hand still clutching the remote that he was about to throw the remote at the television but instead changed it to another channel. Every single sit com he came across, atleast one joke was cracked on him like from Drew Carrey to South Park, suddenly Seto turns back to the channel with the Jay Leno show on it with Jay still making cracks on Seto.

"Jesus tap dancing Christ, is this guy just going to stick with the subject on me for the entire first thirty minutes?" Thought Seto as his teeth started to grind together...

Meanwhile at the tear dreaded Tea Gardener's place, Tea was still kind of fussy as she watched the same show that Seto was watching with Jay Leno make cracks on him. Ever since last week she never wanted to eat for a strange reason, pretty upset for a girl if you ask me. She was wearing an orange tanktop and plaid colored shorts on for pj's. She continued to watch and calling Jay a liar he and there becuase she really knows that Kaiba isn't really gay, how she knew becuase she found a porno magazine in his desk at school when the teacher isn't looking he lifts up the desk top and takes a peek at a topless woman.

"That lying son of a bitch..." the tear stained Tea muttered...

Suddenly while the Jay Leno show was still airing and the giant chinned man was still cracking on the man she really loved. Someone has got the studio's phone number and calls in, then one of the workers tells Jay that there is a phone call for him unfortunatly not knowing who it is, the call gets transmitted to the speakers so everyone can hear.

"Hello... Hey wait I don't remember the call ins don't come in until 12: 05 AM who is this?" Asked Jay.

"Jay... I'm watching your show right now and dearly offended by your wise cracks on me..." Said the voice.

"Seto Kaiba? Wow we never really had someone call in after I'm done with the cracks on him until it's old news." Surprised Jay.

"Well Jay. All I can say is that I'm so damn pissed at your stupid corny jokes on just one stupid thing I did to that girl just last week. I don't mean I'm gay as in homosexual... That was the only thing i could come up with at the time to make the girl leave me alone... I didn't mean to hurt her feelings..." Said Kaiba.

"Ph..." Said Jay as he rolled his eyes.

"HEY THAT'S THE TRUTH YOU MOTHER (BLEEP) I SHOULD COME DOWN THERE AND SMACK SOME SENSE INTO YOU!" Screamed Kaiba over the phone with everyone almost scared half to death of his voice.

"Jeez, okay kid I'm sorry for saying those cruel jokes about you man. Ah god my ears are ringing. " Apologized Jay as he tried to put the feeling back into his ears.

"Thank you for listening big chinned man..." Thanked Kaiba as he hangs up.

"Oh great now everyone is going to crack on my chin now?" Asked Jay.
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Suddenly when Kaiba is about to set down his cell phone on his nightstand when suddenly it started to ring again. Seto answers it and on the other line is a dark sounding voice worse than his and sounds kind of familiar.

"Hello?" Asked Seto.

"Seto Kaiba is this? I would like to challenge to a little duel..." Said the voice.

"Duel monsters fight? Heh, simple for me..." Said Kaiba but got cut off...

"No... A Toonami Duel fight. The duel with the power combat vests." Said the voice.

"Heh, i'll still beat you who ever you are. Besides why me?" Asked Kaiba.

"Becuase I know you are a great S rank T. Dueler. Besides why don't we make this interesting, why not a tag team duel?" Asked the voice.

"Why a tag team?" Asked Seto.

"Well you know Yugi Moto don't you?" Asked the voice.

"Yes. But why him?" Responded Kaiba.

"Why so many questions? Well you are going to need his help for this duel. Meet me down at the old abandoned airbase down at highway 45 on Friday at high noon. That's all I can say." Said the voice as he hung up.

"WAIT HOLD ON! DAMN!" Said Kaiba still grasping the cell phone.

(Kaiba then puts down the cell phone back on his nightstand and flicks through the channels until he finally got to the fox channel with one of the greatest shows on; Family Guy! Kaiba then pays close attention to the show now. Besides it's his favorite episode when Peter forms his own country on his property then makes some havoc.)

"Peter what's going on? Did you get the permit to get to build the pool in our back yard." Asked Lois.

"No I didn't Lois. Matter of fact we aren't even part of this country." Responded Peter.

"What are you talking about?" Asked Lois.

"Heh. Not to worry Lois, for now on. We are now called Petoria!" Said Peter as he raised the flag with his face and the name of his own country on it.

"Oh i wanted to name it Peter Land but some gay wad down at the airport already took it." Said Peter as he looked back at his family.

"LOL! Oh man, this show is great... Oh great i think i even wet my shorts. Damn why does Family Guy have to be so funny?" Asked Kaiba.

To Be Continued...

Note: Okay most of that was more serious than funny huh? Well I wanted to put some action in it, so suspect it probably in chapter 6 or 7 and its a Toonami Duel! Well later guys I got to get working.