Yu-Gi-Oh: Joey's Lemonade Stand

By NocturneD

Note: Hiya this is my very first Yu-Gi-Oh fic so can you guys kind of go easy on me? This fic contains some adult situations and Family Guy style comedy... If you ever even watched (or heard of) the show... Also I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or whatever that is mentioned. Well enjoy and please review, I would really appreciate it too. ^_^

Chapter/Episode 6: What the hell is this crap?

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh

(Scene with Yugi and Tristan trying to disarm a bomb that can blow up the whole building)

"Come on Yugi! Cut the blue wire!" Paniced Tristan.

"Which blue wire? THEY'RE ALL BLUE DAMN IT!" Said a confused Yugi.

(Another scene where Joey is a rookie cop and stuck in between enemy fire with the bank robbers like crazy at Joey's police car. Joey is aiding his partner is Bakura who has been shot in the arm and trying to stop the bleeding.)

"AH!" Screamed Bakura as he clutched his arm.

"Don't move man. It will only make it worse!" Said Joey as he keeped firing at baddies.

(Another scene with Seto Kaiba being James Bond AKA 007 helping Tea Gardener to get free from the clutches of Pegasus "Evil mad man base on world domination" and his minions getting their plans foiled with the base exploding, then Seto and Tea run out of the base and into a safe spot to avoid the blast.)

"Who are you anyway?" Asked Tea.

"The name is Kaiba... Seto Kaiba." Said Seto as he fixes his tie.

(Another scene but with Bakura just sitting there... Really just sitting there doing nothing. Then he drinks a soda then burps.)

(Next scene is with the five boys, Yugi, Bakura, Seto, Joey, and Tristan are getting beat up by a strange looking monsters with mutiple tenticles.)

"He's too strong Yugi! Looks like we'll have to give up!" Yelled Joey.

"NO NOT YET! IT'S TIME TO TRANSFORM!" Yelled Yugi.

(Yami Yugi transforms into Sailor Yugi Moon, Seto into Sailor Seto Mars, Bakura into Sailor Bakura Mercury, Tristan into Sailor Tristan Jupiter, and finally Joey into Sailor Joey Venus. Yes they wore skirts and high heels but luckily they got boxers under neath the skirts but the shoes hurt like hell when they fight...)

(Next scene with Seto Kaiba in the Wing Zero from Gundam Wing about to enter the earth's atmosphere but time is running out a huge metal hunk of a space station is about to hit the earth. The Wing Zero tries to lock on with its beam rifle but it's shaking alot.)

"I will... I will... I WILL SURVIVE!" Yelled Kaiba as he fired off the beam rifle totally destroying the huge hunk of metal saving earth.

(BIG EXPLOSION happens on top of a roof with both Joey and Tristan jumping from it landing in the water of a harbor.)

(Another scene but with Yugi, Joey, Tristan, and Bakura in the shape of South Park characters. Suddenly Bakura get's killed by getting crushed by a herd of cows.)

"OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED BAKURA!" Shouted Yugi.

"YOU BASTARDS!" Shouted Joey.

(Next scene is with Tea on the phone with a guy with a very scary voice on the other line)

"Hello Tea... Do you like scary movies?" Asked the voice.

(Another scene is with Seto and Tea on the front of Titanic and doing the Jack and Rose thing when they stood up on the edge like they were flying. Tea unfortunatly loses her balance and falls into the water, Seto just looks down at the water to see that Tea has drowned, turns the opposite direction whistling while he walks away.)

(Another scene with little Mokuba aiming a rocket launcher towards a helicopter and firing making it expode.)

(Mango the guy with the gold pants played by that Chris Cotain dude from Saturday Night Live shows up and hypnotizes all the boys into his slaves by dancing in front of them.)

(Tristan playing Adam Sandler's role in the Waterboy tackles everyone who piss him off so much when they try to talk about his girlfriend and his mama.)

(Okay heres the real scene where the last time we left off)

"Be at the abandon airbase at high noon next friday with Yugi as your partner." said the strange voice on the other line.

"WAIT WHO ARE YOU!?" Asked Kaiba but the phone line is cut.
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(Now today's chapter/episode of Yu-Gi-Oh)

The six Yu-Gi-Oh characters just stand at a bus stop not really talking to each other. You know the whole gang including Seto and Bakura. Suddenly Yugi is about to open his mouth then suddenly the "To Be Continued" highlight flashes on the screen.

To Be Continued...

Note: Okay you might be wondering if I was on drugs when I wrote this. Well no I wasn't but I had alot of sugar though... Well I promise in the next chapter it will be better since the last one was a little too serious. Later! ^_^