Yu-Gi-Oh: Joey's Lemonade Stand
By NocturneD
Note: Hiya this is my very first Yu-Gi-Oh fic so can you guys kind of go easy on me? This fic contains some adult situations and Family Guy style comedy... If you ever even watched (or heard of) the show... Also I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or whatever that is mentioned. Well enjoy and please review, I would really appreciate it too. ^_^
Chapter/Episode 7: Fun with Fireworks
The next morning after Seto Kaiba has got that strange mysterious phone call claiming he is someone that knows him and Yugi, Seto heads to his the dining room where he brought along his power vest to work on, he also brings along his tools and starts tuning up his vest up becuase it got nearly destroyed as of Yugi's own power vest. The battle between him and Yugi was amazing and full of blitz force, just like it was intended to be.
(Flashback occurs back with Kaiba remember the Toonami Duel with the power vest. Seto Kaiba was controlling the Wing Zero and Yami Yugi was controlling the Liger Zero, obviously the best mechs in their cards. Everything was about to be Yami Yugi's but Liger Zero needed to use the large metal litterbox and the Wing Zero runs out of batteries. So the whole duel ended up in a draw... Couldn't get any worse than getting the power vest all messed up.)
"Er... Why would I want to team up with Yugi anyway? I'll just beat them by myself." Thought Kaiba as he started unscrewing a few screws from the vest. "Besides I got a great deck packed with powerful cards and very resortful element cards." Thought Seto as he rested the screw driver on the dining table and takes a look through his TD deck.
"The Wing Zero Gundam, Death-Scythe Hell custom, Gene Starwind, Cyclops, Heavy-Arms, Black Megadus, Hsi Wu, Blade Liger, Goddess, Nataku, Marai Trunks, Heie, Great Saiyaman, Shadow Fox, Red Comet, Perfect Cell, Piccolo, Majin Buu, Android 17 and 18... It's happening all over again with Yugi catching up with me on this game too... Well I do got one thing that he doesn't know how to use... The super card making the possessor any desire to make any of my TD fighters have a power boost or even go Super Saiyin..." Thought Kaiba as he continued to sort through the deck looking at even more TD fighters and mechs.
Meanwhile Yugi and his two friends Joey and Tristan come out of the Jimbo Jumbo Fireworks store with bags filled with bottle rockets, m-80's, cherry bombs, sparklers, and many different brands of fire crackers almost filled to the top of the two bags do to the big boxes of m-80's.
"So where do you guy's want to go set these off?" Asked Joey.
"Era... I don't think we should be setting these off where someone can get hurt. I kinda still remember the time where I broke the law just one time." Said Yugi.
(Scene where Yugi is standing on the grass with his eyes moving right to left very fast making sure no one sees what he was doing and a sign behind him that says "Keep off the grass.")
"And there was that time I peed in the community pool." said Yugi.
(Another scene occurs with Yugi swimming in the same spot in the community pool with his eyes going back and forth making sure no one notices that he is peeing.)
"And there was that time..." Said Yugi but gets cut off by Joey.
"Yeah okay, Yug's I think we got the point. We won't get in trouble with these fireworks I promise. " Said Joey crossing his heart.
"Okay Joey." Said Yugi with a smile on his face.
"Heh, hey Yug's remember that time me and Tristan shoved an m-80 up Tea's cat's ass and let it explode?" Asked Joey.
"How can I not?" Asked Yugi.
(A flashback occurs with a white sleeping cat taking a little cat nap on the porch of Tea's place. Tristan and Joey sneak from behind a bush... Joey's arm reaches from the bush without the cat noticing, shoves a firecracker up the ass of the cat without it noticing also since this cat sleeps deeply, and then lighting the string of the m-80... Tristan and Joey run away and then suddenly the m-80 explodes totally scaring the cat and runs around on fire. Then from behind the tree Joey and Tristan are laughing their heads off.)
"LOL! Oh man that brought back good memories. What ever happened to that cat anway?" Asked Tristan.
"Well Tea let her cat Snow Angel get cremated... Then that one day when we thought that it was crack in that urn." Reminded Joey.
(Another flashback occurs with an urn in Tea's room with a curious Joey and Tristan sneaking around looking for her diary. Suddenly they come across with an urn on Tea's desk and Joey takes off the lid. The two's eyes widen and dump the ashes onto the desk and started snorking some of it.)
"You mean that wasn't crack Joey?" Asked Tristan.
"No... We snorked some of the ashes... Man that was good snorking." Said Joey.
(Tumble weed comes passing by)
"Hey Joey, I thought you were saving your money for the Vegeta card? Why did you buy fireworks then?" Asked Yugi.
"Well... My sister actually bought me a Vegeta card! She knew I wanted one! HEHHEHE! Man little sisters are great. See I got it right here too." Said Joey with glee as he took out an exact copy of the Vegeta card that was like the one in the shop.
"Hey that's nice of your little sister to get you the card. How much was it for her?" Asked Tristan.
"She didn't say... But I did thank her though by getting her something too." Said Joey.
"Well atleast you got the card. So what about your lemonade business?" Asked Yugi.
"I still have it up and running. So let the green stuff role in!" Said Joey.
(Everyone goes silent and another tumble weed comes passing by again)
"Okay let's get started people." Said Joey while setting the bag down and pulling out some bottle rockets. Yugi gets a bottle and Tristan handles the lighter. He lit it and the bottle rocket flew a great amount of feet. Happy expressions were marked on their faces and they turned to each other.
"Man this is going to be great. We even bought the bottle rockets that go even farther amount of distance and make a louder noise." Said Joey.
(Suddenly the three hear multiple cars crashing and people screaming like hell.)
"Uh Oh..." Said the three in unison.
To Be Continued...
Note: Okay you know that I said I was going to start the duel with Seto against some mysterious guy but I rather keep this fic silly for the mean time. So I still have to come up with a stradegy for it too. Anyway I got to keep working later! ^_^
By NocturneD
Note: Hiya this is my very first Yu-Gi-Oh fic so can you guys kind of go easy on me? This fic contains some adult situations and Family Guy style comedy... If you ever even watched (or heard of) the show... Also I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or whatever that is mentioned. Well enjoy and please review, I would really appreciate it too. ^_^
Chapter/Episode 7: Fun with Fireworks
The next morning after Seto Kaiba has got that strange mysterious phone call claiming he is someone that knows him and Yugi, Seto heads to his the dining room where he brought along his power vest to work on, he also brings along his tools and starts tuning up his vest up becuase it got nearly destroyed as of Yugi's own power vest. The battle between him and Yugi was amazing and full of blitz force, just like it was intended to be.
(Flashback occurs back with Kaiba remember the Toonami Duel with the power vest. Seto Kaiba was controlling the Wing Zero and Yami Yugi was controlling the Liger Zero, obviously the best mechs in their cards. Everything was about to be Yami Yugi's but Liger Zero needed to use the large metal litterbox and the Wing Zero runs out of batteries. So the whole duel ended up in a draw... Couldn't get any worse than getting the power vest all messed up.)
"Er... Why would I want to team up with Yugi anyway? I'll just beat them by myself." Thought Kaiba as he started unscrewing a few screws from the vest. "Besides I got a great deck packed with powerful cards and very resortful element cards." Thought Seto as he rested the screw driver on the dining table and takes a look through his TD deck.
"The Wing Zero Gundam, Death-Scythe Hell custom, Gene Starwind, Cyclops, Heavy-Arms, Black Megadus, Hsi Wu, Blade Liger, Goddess, Nataku, Marai Trunks, Heie, Great Saiyaman, Shadow Fox, Red Comet, Perfect Cell, Piccolo, Majin Buu, Android 17 and 18... It's happening all over again with Yugi catching up with me on this game too... Well I do got one thing that he doesn't know how to use... The super card making the possessor any desire to make any of my TD fighters have a power boost or even go Super Saiyin..." Thought Kaiba as he continued to sort through the deck looking at even more TD fighters and mechs.
Meanwhile Yugi and his two friends Joey and Tristan come out of the Jimbo Jumbo Fireworks store with bags filled with bottle rockets, m-80's, cherry bombs, sparklers, and many different brands of fire crackers almost filled to the top of the two bags do to the big boxes of m-80's.
"So where do you guy's want to go set these off?" Asked Joey.
"Era... I don't think we should be setting these off where someone can get hurt. I kinda still remember the time where I broke the law just one time." Said Yugi.
(Scene where Yugi is standing on the grass with his eyes moving right to left very fast making sure no one sees what he was doing and a sign behind him that says "Keep off the grass.")
"And there was that time I peed in the community pool." said Yugi.
(Another scene occurs with Yugi swimming in the same spot in the community pool with his eyes going back and forth making sure no one notices that he is peeing.)
"And there was that time..." Said Yugi but gets cut off by Joey.
"Yeah okay, Yug's I think we got the point. We won't get in trouble with these fireworks I promise. " Said Joey crossing his heart.
"Okay Joey." Said Yugi with a smile on his face.
"Heh, hey Yug's remember that time me and Tristan shoved an m-80 up Tea's cat's ass and let it explode?" Asked Joey.
"How can I not?" Asked Yugi.
(A flashback occurs with a white sleeping cat taking a little cat nap on the porch of Tea's place. Tristan and Joey sneak from behind a bush... Joey's arm reaches from the bush without the cat noticing, shoves a firecracker up the ass of the cat without it noticing also since this cat sleeps deeply, and then lighting the string of the m-80... Tristan and Joey run away and then suddenly the m-80 explodes totally scaring the cat and runs around on fire. Then from behind the tree Joey and Tristan are laughing their heads off.)
"LOL! Oh man that brought back good memories. What ever happened to that cat anway?" Asked Tristan.
"Well Tea let her cat Snow Angel get cremated... Then that one day when we thought that it was crack in that urn." Reminded Joey.
(Another flashback occurs with an urn in Tea's room with a curious Joey and Tristan sneaking around looking for her diary. Suddenly they come across with an urn on Tea's desk and Joey takes off the lid. The two's eyes widen and dump the ashes onto the desk and started snorking some of it.)
"You mean that wasn't crack Joey?" Asked Tristan.
"No... We snorked some of the ashes... Man that was good snorking." Said Joey.
(Tumble weed comes passing by)
"Hey Joey, I thought you were saving your money for the Vegeta card? Why did you buy fireworks then?" Asked Yugi.
"Well... My sister actually bought me a Vegeta card! She knew I wanted one! HEHHEHE! Man little sisters are great. See I got it right here too." Said Joey with glee as he took out an exact copy of the Vegeta card that was like the one in the shop.
"Hey that's nice of your little sister to get you the card. How much was it for her?" Asked Tristan.
"She didn't say... But I did thank her though by getting her something too." Said Joey.
"Well atleast you got the card. So what about your lemonade business?" Asked Yugi.
"I still have it up and running. So let the green stuff role in!" Said Joey.
(Everyone goes silent and another tumble weed comes passing by again)
"Okay let's get started people." Said Joey while setting the bag down and pulling out some bottle rockets. Yugi gets a bottle and Tristan handles the lighter. He lit it and the bottle rocket flew a great amount of feet. Happy expressions were marked on their faces and they turned to each other.
"Man this is going to be great. We even bought the bottle rockets that go even farther amount of distance and make a louder noise." Said Joey.
(Suddenly the three hear multiple cars crashing and people screaming like hell.)
"Uh Oh..." Said the three in unison.
To Be Continued...
Note: Okay you know that I said I was going to start the duel with Seto against some mysterious guy but I rather keep this fic silly for the mean time. So I still have to come up with a stradegy for it too. Anyway I got to keep working later! ^_^
