Yu-Gi-Oh: Joey's Lemonade Stand

By NocturneD

Note: Hiya this is my very first Yu-Gi-Oh fic so can you guys kind of go easy on me? This fic contains some adult situations and Family Guy style comedy... If you ever even watched (or heard of) the show... Also I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or whatever that is mentioned. Well enjoy and please review, I would really appreciate it too. ^_^

Chapter/Episode 8: The Duel Starts and Next time on Jerry Springer!

Another week has passed and it was time for the duel between Seto Kaiba and supposibly Yugi against an old friend. Who exactly is it, I dunno... Look I'm sorry I even brought it up. Seto still feeling a bit guilty becuase he hasn't asked Yugi to be his partner in this duel and to bring his power vest, he continues to wait at the abandon airbase on highway 45. He looks at his digital watch which reads eleven fifty nine, then suddenly changing into twelve "o" clock noon.

Seto Kaiba had his back against the wall of an old warehouse that kept planes in, his eyes moving left to right slowly while this mysterious stranger shows up. He waited about for more than half a minute then suddenly a shadowed figure with a large black trench coat and a large hat covering most of his face.

"Hello Seto... I see that you showed up, but where is your partner?" Asked the stranger.

"Heh, I didn't want a partner. So I didn't ask for one." Said Seto.

"Isn't that a shame. Becuase in this duel you're going to definitly need one. Oh well, it might as well be two on one." Said the Stranger.

"Go ahead. I can take you and another fool on by myself." Yelled Kaiba.

"HAHAHAHA! Well I'm not going to be the one you'll be facing. I got two duelists that would love to take you and Yugi on. Have you ever played against a machine?" Laughed the stranger. Seto Kaiba's face then faulted becuase how would a machine know how to duel?

"You two can come out now!" Shouted the stranger. Suddenly Seto's eyes has captured a glimpse of something shining bright that was moving very fast by jumping from roof to roof. The bright ray shined to cause Seto to shade some of his eyes but putting his hands covering part of his eyes. Then another fast moving object with another shining object on it's back caught Seto's eyesight also. The two fast movers then landed next to the strange and look something like skinny robot ninjas. (Look like Gray Fox from Metal Gear Solid but with a silver color)

"So these are the two huh?" Asked Seto as reached inside his trench coat clutching his deck with his hand and about to press the button to activate his power suit. The two robot ninjas then hold out their palms to reveal a button, then presses it with their other hands, then start to glow a silverish blue color.

"The two with involve the power vest system and it will be two against one since you didn't ask Yugi to join you. Now prepare to lose... Heheheh." Chuckled the stranger. "Oh and I took the liberty of getting the dark judge for this match." Said the stranger as the dark judge from zoids appeared in the middle of the abandoned airbase with the hatch opening up revealing a robot with one hand is red and the other is blue.

"Battle 19999999999999999999... Ah there's too many numbers so screw it." said the dark judge. "Seto Kaiba and... Well i guess it's just Seto Kaiba against the Cyber Ninjas... Ready? FIGHT!" Shouted the dark judge. Then the stranger suddenly disappeared without a trace into a cloud of smoke.

Within no time the cyber ninjas has finished the silver blue glow and suddenly appeared to grew about fifty feet in the shape of mobile suits. One of the cyber ninjas took the form of Tallgeese from Gundam Wing and the other one in the shape of the Red Comet from the first Mobile Suit Gundam series. Seto Kaiba looks up with no sense of panic on his face, he then smiles and reaches inside of his trench coat and presses the button for his power vest to activate.

"You two are going to feel the power of one of the best T.Duelests around that can work the power vest unit very easily." Said Seto as his power vest starts to kick in with his dark blue trench coat starting to glow the same silver blue color then suddenly changes into yellow steel toed boots, black long pants, black tank top, then a purple long sleeved jacket cut off under the top ab area and finally a sword on his back. "Becuase I found out a really great secret to destroy mechs while fighting in self fighter mode. I knew this Marai Trunks card would come in handy with this duel... Let's see if they can stand up when i draw my super card." Thought Seto.

Meanwhile during this two on one fight is about to start, Yugi and Bakura are playing a normal T.Duel card game with nothing coming alive in Yugi's Grandpa's shop. The duel is turning out interesting becuase the top mechs and self-fighter cards are on the field. Yugi has SSJ3 Goku, Piccolo, Tsunami, Liger Jager Zero, and the Death-Scythe Hell custom on the field for his side while Bakura got Imperfect Cell, Sandrock, Nataku Custom, Kagato, and the Bezerk Fury on his side. Both duelists are down to 550 points each and but both are still unwillingly to give up as Yugi draws another element card from his deck and draws Magnum Force and transfers it into SSJ3 Goku's power and uses the Kamehameha attack wave with the Magnum Force wiping out all of Bakura's life points away. Bakura admits defeat and becomes a good sport and congraduates the un-Yami Yugi for a great duel.

"That was a great move you pulled Yugi. Never thought you got your very own Magnum Force card in your T-deck." Said a surprised Bakura.

"Heh, well some things can be unexpected huh?" Laughed Yugi.

Meanwhile at Joey's lemonade stand, Joey is really having a successful day becuase the temperature is over eighty degrees and the line was adding on by atleast thirty five or more people. Then Tristan comes along and gets in line with the others, he sighs as he took a look at the line ahead of him then a couple more people got behind him.

"Man I can't believe that I got to get in line just to see my own friend to see how his lemonade business is doing today. This sucks." Said Tristan. Then suddenly the person in front of him turned around with an odd look.

"Wait you mean this isn't the line to Linken Park concert tickets?" Asked the guy infront.

"No... Besides the Linken Park concert isn't coming until three months." Said Tristan.

"Well long as I'm in line, might as well get something to eat." Said the guy.

"You mean drink, this is a line for the lemonade stand." Pointed out Tristan.

"Wait you mean this isn't the line to Santa Claus?" Asked the kid behind him.

Tristan then sighs again wishing that this line will end soon suddenly gets hit in the forehead with a newspaper. The paper fell on his shoes as he started rubbing his head and looks to see that the paper boy is throwing his dangerous papers again.

"Sure throw them now, it's five minutes past noon!" Shouted Tristan as he threw the paper back at the paper boy making him lose his balance and then suddenly another huge car crash happens with another 42 car pile up. "Uh oh... Hey looks like I got him..." Said Tristan.

(The paper boy then climbs out of the wreckage and continues his work)

"GOD DAMN IT and all I wanted to do is ask Joey if he wants to go to the spring carnival next friday night..." Muttered Tristan.

"And why isn't this line moving?" Thought Tristan. What really was happening is that a card board cut out of Joey is in the real Joey's place but holding up a sign that said "BRB in 10 minutes." Meanwhile the real Joey is at the Strip Joint enjoying himself with tons of women in bizzare outfits and dancing in front of him.

"YEAH BABY SHAKE THAT THING!" Said Joey as his hand is filled with one dollar bills. While Joey was being occupied by a half naked girl a familair voice calls out his name from behind him. Joey's face then turned numb as he turned around to see it was Mai Valentine that was just watching him enjoy himself.

"Well Joey, how are my friends treating you? And how exactly did you get past Bruno?" Asked Mai with her arms crossed.

"Uh hey Mai... With this." Said Joey as he held out a fake I.D. with him making a peace sign with his fingers and smiling on the picture. "Really the guy was dumb as a rock. I persuaded him to let me in though." Said Joey.

(A scene occurs with a large man wearing a jogging outfit and sunglasses is playing with Barbies and GI Joes outside of the club enterance.)

"Oh come on... How can Bruno be playing with Barbies... He probably even don't know what they are exactly." said Mai.

"Phh like Ken never tried to hit on GI Joe before and never got on the Jerry Springer Show... Heh I still remember the time we were on that show before."

(The whole cast of Yu-Gi-Oh is on the stage of the Jerry Springer show... Yes including Pegasus, Panic, Mai, Yami Bakura, Weevle, Big fat guy that is the evil side to Kaiba, Rex Raptor, the guy in the sunglasses and bandana and Pegasus Henchmen. Everyone is in a battle royal and the audience is chanting Jerry's name over and over again.)

To Be Continued...