Yu-Gi-Oh: Joey's Lemonade Stand
By NocturneD
Note: Hiya this is my very first Yu-Gi-Oh fic so can you guys kind of go easy on me? This fic contains some adult situations and Family Guy style comedy... If you ever even watched (or heard of) the show... Also I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or whatever that is mentioned. Well enjoy and please review, I would really appreciate it too. ^_^
Chapter/Episode 10: A Play to Remember and My Date the sweater
A few hours has passed when Seto Kaiba came home and started helping his little brother for his costume for the Spring Medevil Carnival. Makuba has got a real good idea on what he wanted his medevil costume to be like with a green tunic and a green cap. Seto has really planned on going but his little brother needs to be under adult super vision, also it gave Seto an idea to go relax and enjoy himself there and without people asking him if he bought any good leather pants today...
First Seto and his tailors had to measure Makuba's body size along with the size of his arms, legs, and waist. The tailor got the exact measurements and started working with a fine silk that was the favorite color of Makuba's... Green... Then another tailor got Seto's exact measurements and started to work with another very fine rare silk of a solid dark ocean blue color. Makuba's little stomach started to growl and getting an idea on where he might want to eat but will Seto fall for it since he hardly ever wants to go out to eat.
"Hey Seto? Can we go out to eat?" Asked Makuba.
"Uh... Why? We got food here." Responded Seto.
"Please?" Asked Makuba again but with the puppy dog eyes this time.
"Oh okay. But the place you want to eat better have good food." Warned Seto.
"Oh it will big brother. It will. Besides I know you probably had a tuff duel and need to relax abit." Said Makuba happily and grabbed Seto's hand leading him out of the room and then outside towards the card.
Meanwhile Joey has finally finished with serving the lemonade at his stand and then decided to close up but before he did he saw Tristan waiting beside a tall tree with his back towards it. Joey puts up the closed sign anyway and made his way towards Tristan.
"Yoh Tristan! What are you doing here?" Called out Joey.
"Just waiting for you that's all." Responded Tristan. "Also wanted to know if you're going to the Spring Medevil Carnival?" Asked Tristan.
"Yep sure the hell am. Going with Mai." Said Joey as he rubbed his knuckles against his chest and blew on them. Tristan couldn't believe that Joey just said he's going with Mai, so he face vaulted flat on his back on the ground with his legs up in the air.
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET MAI TO GO WITH YOU?!" Asked Tristan.
"Easy I just asked her. But there's a bad side to this too, I have to follow four stupid rules like not starring down her blouse or be a cheap date." Frowned Joey.
"Knew that there is a negative side to all this. Almost too good to be true for you huh?" Chuckled Tristan.
"Sorta... Well remember our the play we put on at the old Tennet Theater? We thought it wasn't going to be good becuase I rewrote the script to the King and I but it became a great hit." Reminded Joey.
"Oh how can I forget?" Asked Tristan.
(Flashback occurs to the Tennet Theater with most of the Yugioh cast is actually the cast of the King and I except Tea becuase she got booted off and Joey took over as director. The stage is set and it appears to be a full house. Suddenly the narration of Joey's voice and curtain to the stage went up to reveal a futuristic city almost in ruins.)
"Siam. 2015 A.D.! A city lies in ruins after the ninth nuclear world war with lots of explosions and partial nudity. (Scene changes into a thrown room with Seto Kaiba sitting on the thrown with Tristan, Yugi, Bakura, and Makuba as his body guards.) Where an impressive new king has seized power. Only one man can stop him... NO... One machine!" Announced Joey as he narroated. (Then Joey bursts through the scenery with a ridiculus looking robot suit on)
"I am an auto tonimon nuclear human anroid. You can call me A.N.N.A. I'm a robot ninja from the planet England that is sent here to free this land from your tranny." Said the robot Joey.
"I have been expecting you A.N.N.A. allow me to introduce my siamieze children." Said Seto as he clapped but then instead of children, women in swimsuits came out and started to walk around the robot Joey and then started pressing their bodies up towards the robot Joey's.
"I will not be swayed by your attempts to confuse my circutry with your all female sex orgy... WE MUST KUNG FU FIGHT!" Shouted the Robot Joey as he shoed the girls away for now.
"SO BE IT A.N.N.A!" Shouted Seto as he jumped off his thrown and then the two engaged in mortal combat with the HI-YA's and POW stuff.
(About a twenty minutes later the evil king: Seto Kaiba and his body gaurds are on the floor pretending to be dead for the audience with the set all torn up as the robot Joey is surrounded by the women in swimsuits as they adored and touched his metal abdomen area.)
"I HAVE SLEIGN THE EVIL EMPEROR! I NOW PROCLAIM SIAM THE NEW UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!" Shouted the robot Joey.
(Everyone on stage starts singing)
Men chorus: ANNA RULES!
Joey: CAUSE I KICKED ALL THE BAD GUYS IN THEIR JEWELS! *Starts kicking the men in gut and making them fall over*
Men Chorus: ANNA WON! *The men got back up again to praise the robot Joey/Anna*
Joey: THANKS TO MY GAMMA RAY ATOMIC GUN!
Women chorus: DANCE AND SHOUT!
Men/Women chorus: HE'S THE WORLD'S GREATEST NINJA THERE'S NO DOUBT!
Joey: THEY TRIED TO DEFEAT ME THEY ALL CAN JUST FREAKING EAT ME!
Seto Kaiba: *Gets up* BECUASE HE BLEW ALL OF US AWAY! *Falls over dead*
Men/Women/Joey: IN THE PLANET OF SIAM! THERE IS NO ONE AS TUFF AS I AM AND SURE THAT PAUL LINN WAS GAY!
(Curtain comes down and everyone in the audience was cheering except Tea surprised that everyone liked Joey's play. Everyone cheered loudly, even some were throwing bouqets of roses. Then the curtain went up and the cast of the play bowed up and down as the audience cheered somemore.)
(End of Flashback)
"Oh man. That play was really cool." Said Tristan.
"Yeah. Tea had to be my slave for a week becuase of the bet that everyone would like my play." Chuckled Joey.
"So about that carnival thing... I still have no person to be my date." Frowned Tristan.
"Hey that's what friends are for man. I'll get someone as your date." Assured Joey.
"Phh... Better be not be making me taking your grandma's coat this time, hanging it on the seat and saying that my date is in the bathroom." Said Tristan.
"OH yeah that was a good one. Remember that one time we did that at Yugi's place and said your date was using the bathroom and then Yugi's grandpa had to go so badly and getting mad that she wouldn't coming out of the bathroom?!" Laughed Joey as Tristan also...
To Be Continued...
Note: Okay so that might have been messed up. But don't worry there is still time for the YUGIOH cast to get ready for the Spring Medevil Carnival... But what about Tea?
By NocturneD
Note: Hiya this is my very first Yu-Gi-Oh fic so can you guys kind of go easy on me? This fic contains some adult situations and Family Guy style comedy... If you ever even watched (or heard of) the show... Also I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or whatever that is mentioned. Well enjoy and please review, I would really appreciate it too. ^_^
Chapter/Episode 10: A Play to Remember and My Date the sweater
A few hours has passed when Seto Kaiba came home and started helping his little brother for his costume for the Spring Medevil Carnival. Makuba has got a real good idea on what he wanted his medevil costume to be like with a green tunic and a green cap. Seto has really planned on going but his little brother needs to be under adult super vision, also it gave Seto an idea to go relax and enjoy himself there and without people asking him if he bought any good leather pants today...
First Seto and his tailors had to measure Makuba's body size along with the size of his arms, legs, and waist. The tailor got the exact measurements and started working with a fine silk that was the favorite color of Makuba's... Green... Then another tailor got Seto's exact measurements and started to work with another very fine rare silk of a solid dark ocean blue color. Makuba's little stomach started to growl and getting an idea on where he might want to eat but will Seto fall for it since he hardly ever wants to go out to eat.
"Hey Seto? Can we go out to eat?" Asked Makuba.
"Uh... Why? We got food here." Responded Seto.
"Please?" Asked Makuba again but with the puppy dog eyes this time.
"Oh okay. But the place you want to eat better have good food." Warned Seto.
"Oh it will big brother. It will. Besides I know you probably had a tuff duel and need to relax abit." Said Makuba happily and grabbed Seto's hand leading him out of the room and then outside towards the card.
Meanwhile Joey has finally finished with serving the lemonade at his stand and then decided to close up but before he did he saw Tristan waiting beside a tall tree with his back towards it. Joey puts up the closed sign anyway and made his way towards Tristan.
"Yoh Tristan! What are you doing here?" Called out Joey.
"Just waiting for you that's all." Responded Tristan. "Also wanted to know if you're going to the Spring Medevil Carnival?" Asked Tristan.
"Yep sure the hell am. Going with Mai." Said Joey as he rubbed his knuckles against his chest and blew on them. Tristan couldn't believe that Joey just said he's going with Mai, so he face vaulted flat on his back on the ground with his legs up in the air.
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET MAI TO GO WITH YOU?!" Asked Tristan.
"Easy I just asked her. But there's a bad side to this too, I have to follow four stupid rules like not starring down her blouse or be a cheap date." Frowned Joey.
"Knew that there is a negative side to all this. Almost too good to be true for you huh?" Chuckled Tristan.
"Sorta... Well remember our the play we put on at the old Tennet Theater? We thought it wasn't going to be good becuase I rewrote the script to the King and I but it became a great hit." Reminded Joey.
"Oh how can I forget?" Asked Tristan.
(Flashback occurs to the Tennet Theater with most of the Yugioh cast is actually the cast of the King and I except Tea becuase she got booted off and Joey took over as director. The stage is set and it appears to be a full house. Suddenly the narration of Joey's voice and curtain to the stage went up to reveal a futuristic city almost in ruins.)
"Siam. 2015 A.D.! A city lies in ruins after the ninth nuclear world war with lots of explosions and partial nudity. (Scene changes into a thrown room with Seto Kaiba sitting on the thrown with Tristan, Yugi, Bakura, and Makuba as his body guards.) Where an impressive new king has seized power. Only one man can stop him... NO... One machine!" Announced Joey as he narroated. (Then Joey bursts through the scenery with a ridiculus looking robot suit on)
"I am an auto tonimon nuclear human anroid. You can call me A.N.N.A. I'm a robot ninja from the planet England that is sent here to free this land from your tranny." Said the robot Joey.
"I have been expecting you A.N.N.A. allow me to introduce my siamieze children." Said Seto as he clapped but then instead of children, women in swimsuits came out and started to walk around the robot Joey and then started pressing their bodies up towards the robot Joey's.
"I will not be swayed by your attempts to confuse my circutry with your all female sex orgy... WE MUST KUNG FU FIGHT!" Shouted the Robot Joey as he shoed the girls away for now.
"SO BE IT A.N.N.A!" Shouted Seto as he jumped off his thrown and then the two engaged in mortal combat with the HI-YA's and POW stuff.
(About a twenty minutes later the evil king: Seto Kaiba and his body gaurds are on the floor pretending to be dead for the audience with the set all torn up as the robot Joey is surrounded by the women in swimsuits as they adored and touched his metal abdomen area.)
"I HAVE SLEIGN THE EVIL EMPEROR! I NOW PROCLAIM SIAM THE NEW UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!" Shouted the robot Joey.
(Everyone on stage starts singing)
Men chorus: ANNA RULES!
Joey: CAUSE I KICKED ALL THE BAD GUYS IN THEIR JEWELS! *Starts kicking the men in gut and making them fall over*
Men Chorus: ANNA WON! *The men got back up again to praise the robot Joey/Anna*
Joey: THANKS TO MY GAMMA RAY ATOMIC GUN!
Women chorus: DANCE AND SHOUT!
Men/Women chorus: HE'S THE WORLD'S GREATEST NINJA THERE'S NO DOUBT!
Joey: THEY TRIED TO DEFEAT ME THEY ALL CAN JUST FREAKING EAT ME!
Seto Kaiba: *Gets up* BECUASE HE BLEW ALL OF US AWAY! *Falls over dead*
Men/Women/Joey: IN THE PLANET OF SIAM! THERE IS NO ONE AS TUFF AS I AM AND SURE THAT PAUL LINN WAS GAY!
(Curtain comes down and everyone in the audience was cheering except Tea surprised that everyone liked Joey's play. Everyone cheered loudly, even some were throwing bouqets of roses. Then the curtain went up and the cast of the play bowed up and down as the audience cheered somemore.)
(End of Flashback)
"Oh man. That play was really cool." Said Tristan.
"Yeah. Tea had to be my slave for a week becuase of the bet that everyone would like my play." Chuckled Joey.
"So about that carnival thing... I still have no person to be my date." Frowned Tristan.
"Hey that's what friends are for man. I'll get someone as your date." Assured Joey.
"Phh... Better be not be making me taking your grandma's coat this time, hanging it on the seat and saying that my date is in the bathroom." Said Tristan.
"OH yeah that was a good one. Remember that one time we did that at Yugi's place and said your date was using the bathroom and then Yugi's grandpa had to go so badly and getting mad that she wouldn't coming out of the bathroom?!" Laughed Joey as Tristan also...
To Be Continued...
Note: Okay so that might have been messed up. But don't worry there is still time for the YUGIOH cast to get ready for the Spring Medevil Carnival... But what about Tea?
