Yu-Gi-Oh: Joey's Lemonade Stand
By NocturneD
Note: Hiya this is my very first Yu-Gi-Oh fic so can you guys kind of go easy on me? This fic contains some adult situations and Family Guy style comedy... If you ever even watched (or heard of) the show... Also I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or whatever that is mentioned. Well enjoy and please review, I would really appreciate it too. ^_^
Chapter/Episode 11: The Spring Medevil Carnival Begins...
Today starts the annual spring medevil carnival down by the park as the carnival workers start to set up all the food and gaming stands, the rides, and other great stuff to have a good time. Court Jesters put on their freaky make up and jingling colorful clothing, the jousting knights spend alot of hard time getting into the armor and trying to get on their horses, fair maidens taking their spot at the greasy frying grill... Uh wait a minute... Well anyway everything is getting set up for later for the people when they arrive to have a great time.
The time is seven past three as little Yugi looked at his watch from outside the park gate with some hard workers still moving stuff in. Yugi then turned away from the park gate and headed home back to his grandpa's card shop to get ready into his costume also help his grandfather into his. Yugi really worked hard on his costume with the sewing and the kniting... Possibly even sewing his sleeve onto his costume... Heh heh. Yugi continued to walk and take his time becuase the greater the distance he is away from the park, the more stuff he sees that it being set up like the ferris wheel.
"Oh man. I have to still help grandpa sell food at the carnival... Well atleast he's giving me a couple of breaks so I can enjoy myself." Thought Yugi as he smiled still walking.
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That evening Joey arrives wearing what looks like a Robin Hood outfit with the bow and arrow on his back and by his side is no other than Mai Valentine wearing a silverish pink sparkling gown with a white collar coming from around her neck down to around under her brests which is tied with long black strings. The two walk through the gate arm and arm, Mai hardly even noticing that Joey is breaking another one of the rules... Looking down her blouse, so she readied the golden oar behind her back, immediatly Joey then turned his attention towards a couple of the game stands. Seeing that some of them might be rigged, he turned his attention backed to his date and smiled.
"Say Mai, you don't mind if we wait for the others do you?" Asked Joey as he adjusted his Robin Hood archery hat.
"Fine... Besides my high heels are killing me already." Said Mai as she tried to reach her foot under her dress obviously Joey is trying to take a peek from where he is. Mai reached into her purse then pulls out a pair of sneakers then puts them on to be more comfortable instead of the painful high heels.
"You bring tennis shoes in your purse?" Asked Joey as his eyebrows cocked.
"Yep. I don't always wear those purple boots you know." Said Mai as she put away the high heels back into her purse. "Ah more freedom for my pretty feet."
"More like her feet need alot more room than that... Their bigger than Godzilla's feet." Thought Joey.
"HEY JOE..." Shouted someone then getting cut off by something sounding like a piece of metal shutting.
"Huh? Tristan?" Thought Joey as someone in an armored suit trying to lift the shutter on his helmet open.
"YOH JOEY! IT'S ME TRISTAN!" Shouted Tristan then the shutter on his helmet shut in front of his face again. "Damn this helmet..." Muttered Tristan as both Mai and Joey got a sweat bead on their heads.
"What kind of costume is that man?" Asked Joey as his eyes were the size of black beads and wiggling.
"It's my armored knight costume." Replied the armored Tristan as he tried to get the shutter on his helmet up again.
"Dude, how long did it take you just to get into that costume?" Asked Joey.
"Well it took me two hours just to get into it, then seven hours just to walk to the bus stop, then another hour just to sit down until finally I was at my stop already. But..." Explained Tristan but suddenly cut off by the shutter on his helment dropping infront of his face again. "ERR... DAMN THIS HELMET! @#@#!$#@%#*^&$()#@#!!!" Shouted Tristan but his voice has been lowered since the helmet kept in the shreiking crud prophanity from Tristan's voice.
"Okay okay Tristan calm down before my sister gets a bad idea that she's going out with you and thinking your an idiot that shouts out prophanity when ever he's pissed." Warned Joey.
"I DON'T SHOUT PROFANITY ALOT! Wait your sister is coming?" Asked the armored Tristan.
"Ofcoarse she is. I got her fixed up with ya man." Said Joey as he slapped the armored Tristan on the back enough to make him fall over the ground frontwards. "Whoops sorry man..." Apologized Joey with watching the armored knight Tristan trying to get up by himself.
"That's okay I got it... Eh... Give me a hand will ya?" Asked Tristan with his arm raised towards Joey for help. Joey then tried to get his armored knight friend up but the weight of the armor was a little too heavy for him to do it alone.
"JEEZ TRISTAN! HOW much does this suit of armor weigh?" Muttered Joey as he tried to get the armored Tristan back up himself but can't.
"Pretty heavy man." Replied Tristan as he grunted.
"SAY Mai? Can you give us a hand here?" Asked Joey as he grunted to get Tristan to get back up again.
"And break a nail? Phhh..." Responded Mai as she rolled her eyes.
"Here let me help." Said someone wearing an outfit that looks exactly like a cross between the Great Saiyaman and Link's from the Legend of Zelda but more ocean blue colored tunic with a longer color, black tights, and a red bandanna with a few brown slits of hair sticking out. Beside him was a smaller version of what the guy was wearing except green, a black shirt wearing underneath his green tunic, and wearing a green hat that looks like a night cape with his long black sharp spiky hair showing in the back and black long side burns infront of his ears.
"Kaiba???" Asked Joey as he dropped Tristan's heavy arm onto his own foot. "YE... OWWWWWWWWW! MY (BLEEP) FOOT!" Screamed Joey.
"And you're telling me that I swear too much." Mumbled Tristan as the unnoticible Seto wearing his blue saiyaiman/link outfit lifted one side of the armored knight up while Joey got the other side and both lifted Tristan up and making him stand back on his own two feet.
"Hey thanks Kaiba. So what brings you to the medevil carnival?" Asked Tristan with his helmet shutter down with his voice booming.
"Just here to relax and spend a good time for a change with Makuba." Replied Seto without even noticing that the princess dressed Mai looks at the little Makuba with the fine clean green tunic.
"Well arn't you a little cutie pie in that green tunic huh?" Asked Mai making little Makuba blush and pats him on the head with her silky skinned hand.
"Hey Joey. I think your date likes Kaiba's little bro." Joked Tristan.
"Shut up Tristan. One more crack like that and you'll be dating a sweater that smells like a dead person rotting in the ground." Muttered Joey.
"Jeez sorry... Can't take a joke huh?" Asked Tristan.
"So Kaiba. You got a date? Waiting for someone special or checking out the fair maidens?" Asked Joey as he joked with Seto.
"Uh... Sorta..." Replied Kaiba.
"Oh who is it then? Is she someone we know?" Asked Joey in the most distincitive way as pretending to be girlish towards asking Kaiba.
"A matter of fact yes... And I thank you not to make a big deal out of it." Said Kaiba as he crossed his arms and made a frown across his face.
"COME ON! Tell us please?" Asked Joey.
To Be Continued...
Note: Well here goes nothing on the Carnival saga, hope you all will enjoy it. Sorry to all the Yugi/Tea fans but I'll definitly make it up to you guys with making another fic okay? Anyway I want to make another Seto/Tea story also... But who else thinks it be funny if I write a Joey/Mai fic?
By NocturneD
Note: Hiya this is my very first Yu-Gi-Oh fic so can you guys kind of go easy on me? This fic contains some adult situations and Family Guy style comedy... If you ever even watched (or heard of) the show... Also I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or whatever that is mentioned. Well enjoy and please review, I would really appreciate it too. ^_^
Chapter/Episode 11: The Spring Medevil Carnival Begins...
Today starts the annual spring medevil carnival down by the park as the carnival workers start to set up all the food and gaming stands, the rides, and other great stuff to have a good time. Court Jesters put on their freaky make up and jingling colorful clothing, the jousting knights spend alot of hard time getting into the armor and trying to get on their horses, fair maidens taking their spot at the greasy frying grill... Uh wait a minute... Well anyway everything is getting set up for later for the people when they arrive to have a great time.
The time is seven past three as little Yugi looked at his watch from outside the park gate with some hard workers still moving stuff in. Yugi then turned away from the park gate and headed home back to his grandpa's card shop to get ready into his costume also help his grandfather into his. Yugi really worked hard on his costume with the sewing and the kniting... Possibly even sewing his sleeve onto his costume... Heh heh. Yugi continued to walk and take his time becuase the greater the distance he is away from the park, the more stuff he sees that it being set up like the ferris wheel.
"Oh man. I have to still help grandpa sell food at the carnival... Well atleast he's giving me a couple of breaks so I can enjoy myself." Thought Yugi as he smiled still walking.
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That evening Joey arrives wearing what looks like a Robin Hood outfit with the bow and arrow on his back and by his side is no other than Mai Valentine wearing a silverish pink sparkling gown with a white collar coming from around her neck down to around under her brests which is tied with long black strings. The two walk through the gate arm and arm, Mai hardly even noticing that Joey is breaking another one of the rules... Looking down her blouse, so she readied the golden oar behind her back, immediatly Joey then turned his attention towards a couple of the game stands. Seeing that some of them might be rigged, he turned his attention backed to his date and smiled.
"Say Mai, you don't mind if we wait for the others do you?" Asked Joey as he adjusted his Robin Hood archery hat.
"Fine... Besides my high heels are killing me already." Said Mai as she tried to reach her foot under her dress obviously Joey is trying to take a peek from where he is. Mai reached into her purse then pulls out a pair of sneakers then puts them on to be more comfortable instead of the painful high heels.
"You bring tennis shoes in your purse?" Asked Joey as his eyebrows cocked.
"Yep. I don't always wear those purple boots you know." Said Mai as she put away the high heels back into her purse. "Ah more freedom for my pretty feet."
"More like her feet need alot more room than that... Their bigger than Godzilla's feet." Thought Joey.
"HEY JOE..." Shouted someone then getting cut off by something sounding like a piece of metal shutting.
"Huh? Tristan?" Thought Joey as someone in an armored suit trying to lift the shutter on his helmet open.
"YOH JOEY! IT'S ME TRISTAN!" Shouted Tristan then the shutter on his helmet shut in front of his face again. "Damn this helmet..." Muttered Tristan as both Mai and Joey got a sweat bead on their heads.
"What kind of costume is that man?" Asked Joey as his eyes were the size of black beads and wiggling.
"It's my armored knight costume." Replied the armored Tristan as he tried to get the shutter on his helmet up again.
"Dude, how long did it take you just to get into that costume?" Asked Joey.
"Well it took me two hours just to get into it, then seven hours just to walk to the bus stop, then another hour just to sit down until finally I was at my stop already. But..." Explained Tristan but suddenly cut off by the shutter on his helment dropping infront of his face again. "ERR... DAMN THIS HELMET! @#@#!$#@%#*^&$()#@#!!!" Shouted Tristan but his voice has been lowered since the helmet kept in the shreiking crud prophanity from Tristan's voice.
"Okay okay Tristan calm down before my sister gets a bad idea that she's going out with you and thinking your an idiot that shouts out prophanity when ever he's pissed." Warned Joey.
"I DON'T SHOUT PROFANITY ALOT! Wait your sister is coming?" Asked the armored Tristan.
"Ofcoarse she is. I got her fixed up with ya man." Said Joey as he slapped the armored Tristan on the back enough to make him fall over the ground frontwards. "Whoops sorry man..." Apologized Joey with watching the armored knight Tristan trying to get up by himself.
"That's okay I got it... Eh... Give me a hand will ya?" Asked Tristan with his arm raised towards Joey for help. Joey then tried to get his armored knight friend up but the weight of the armor was a little too heavy for him to do it alone.
"JEEZ TRISTAN! HOW much does this suit of armor weigh?" Muttered Joey as he tried to get the armored Tristan back up himself but can't.
"Pretty heavy man." Replied Tristan as he grunted.
"SAY Mai? Can you give us a hand here?" Asked Joey as he grunted to get Tristan to get back up again.
"And break a nail? Phhh..." Responded Mai as she rolled her eyes.
"Here let me help." Said someone wearing an outfit that looks exactly like a cross between the Great Saiyaman and Link's from the Legend of Zelda but more ocean blue colored tunic with a longer color, black tights, and a red bandanna with a few brown slits of hair sticking out. Beside him was a smaller version of what the guy was wearing except green, a black shirt wearing underneath his green tunic, and wearing a green hat that looks like a night cape with his long black sharp spiky hair showing in the back and black long side burns infront of his ears.
"Kaiba???" Asked Joey as he dropped Tristan's heavy arm onto his own foot. "YE... OWWWWWWWWW! MY (BLEEP) FOOT!" Screamed Joey.
"And you're telling me that I swear too much." Mumbled Tristan as the unnoticible Seto wearing his blue saiyaiman/link outfit lifted one side of the armored knight up while Joey got the other side and both lifted Tristan up and making him stand back on his own two feet.
"Hey thanks Kaiba. So what brings you to the medevil carnival?" Asked Tristan with his helmet shutter down with his voice booming.
"Just here to relax and spend a good time for a change with Makuba." Replied Seto without even noticing that the princess dressed Mai looks at the little Makuba with the fine clean green tunic.
"Well arn't you a little cutie pie in that green tunic huh?" Asked Mai making little Makuba blush and pats him on the head with her silky skinned hand.
"Hey Joey. I think your date likes Kaiba's little bro." Joked Tristan.
"Shut up Tristan. One more crack like that and you'll be dating a sweater that smells like a dead person rotting in the ground." Muttered Joey.
"Jeez sorry... Can't take a joke huh?" Asked Tristan.
"So Kaiba. You got a date? Waiting for someone special or checking out the fair maidens?" Asked Joey as he joked with Seto.
"Uh... Sorta..." Replied Kaiba.
"Oh who is it then? Is she someone we know?" Asked Joey in the most distincitive way as pretending to be girlish towards asking Kaiba.
"A matter of fact yes... And I thank you not to make a big deal out of it." Said Kaiba as he crossed his arms and made a frown across his face.
"COME ON! Tell us please?" Asked Joey.
To Be Continued...
Note: Well here goes nothing on the Carnival saga, hope you all will enjoy it. Sorry to all the Yugi/Tea fans but I'll definitly make it up to you guys with making another fic okay? Anyway I want to make another Seto/Tea story also... But who else thinks it be funny if I write a Joey/Mai fic?
