Yu-Gi-Oh: Joey's Lemonade Stand

By NocturneD

Note: Hiya this is my very first Yu-Gi-Oh fic so can you guys kind of go easy on me? This fic contains some adult situations and Family Guy style comedy... If you ever even watched (or heard of) the show... Also I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or whatever that is mentioned. Well enjoy and please review, I would really appreciate it too. ^_^

Chapter/Episode 12: Bakura the Pimp in Shining Armor!

The time is five after six as Joey looked on his watch waiting with his friends and date Mai for his sister Serenity to show up and be Tristan's date... Who is still in a very heavy suit of armor that he could hardly move in. Tristan fell over once in that heavy knight outfit and it was hell for Joey to pick Tristan up by himself, then unexpectedly Seto and Makuba showed up to help out a bit. The costumes that the two were wearing are customly made with a special silk as Kaiba's looked like a cross between the Great Saiyaiman's super hero outfit and the adult Link's tunic from the Legend of Zelda with a more ocean blue color and raven black tights. Makuba wore something similair but more in a smaller size in a green color and a green hat that looks like a nightcap.

Joey really planned on just hanging out with his friends and date as they explored and seeked fun throughout the carnival, but since Seto seemed to be in a good mood, why not invite him? Really Seto was there for another reason besides spending quality time with his brother, he actually arranged a little date thanks to his little brother for acting so cute in front of girls around Seto's age at the resturant they went to last week. Still quite a mystery for Joey to understand since he won't stop asking questions.

Not too soon after Joey finally giving up on who Seto has arranged a date with at the carnival, a familiar face captured Joey's attention. A young girl with long brown hair in the shape of an M and green eyes dressed in what looks like an outfit from Xena: Warrior Princess with leather skirt and a leather tube top with a gold breast plate covering her breasts and got knee high leather combat boots covering from her feet, shins, to the knee area.

"Serenity?!" Asked Joey as his eyes widen and a shocking look on his face.

"Wow Joey, is that your little sister?" Asked Tristan amazed, then the metal shutter on his helmet shut infront of his face again. "DAMN!"

"Yep... Era... Didn't expect her to come in that?!" Said Joey.

"Heh, it's either that your sister believes in girl power alot or watches Xena and a big fan of the show." Joked Mai.

"Ah jesus tap dancing christ you guys. Do you always have to crack on me?" Asked Joey.

"Not always man." Muffled Tristan with the shutter still down.

"Oh yeah what about that time we helped out at Makuba's birthday party?" Asked Joey.

(Scene kicks in with it's little Mokuba's birthday, Joey is helping with Mokuba put on the blindfold so he can play the pinieta game with a donkey pinieta hanging from the ceiling. Joey gives Makuba the bat and spins him around about three times, then stands abit farther away from the blindfolded Makuba and watches him try to hit the hanging donkey pinieta. Tristan and Yugi instruct the blind Makuba with telling him that he's either cold or warmer when he's near the target.)

"You're getting cold Makuba." Said Yugi.

"NOW YOU'RE HOT! NOW SWING!" Shouted Tristan relizing that it would be funny to see Makuba hit Joey's shins with the bat hard. So he did, and now Joey is lying on the floor clutching his left shin in pain.

(end of flashback)

"Oh yeah now I remember." Laughed Tristan with the shutter still down. Joey gets a pissed off expression on his face, lifts up the shutter on Tristan's helmet and punches the exposed face inside. Suddenly the armored Tristan fell backwards and can trying to get up again.

"Hiya big brother." Greeted Serenity as she hugged Joey.

"Yeah missed ya too sis." Said a more calm Joey as he hugged his sister and then breaks apart. "Thanks for the Vegeta card you got for me. I really appreciated that." Thanked Joey.

"No problem. You really didn't have to invite me you know." Said Serenity.

"Hey, I wanted to return the favor by inviting you to hang with us." Insisted Joey.

"So who am I supposed to be paired up again?" Asked Serenity.

"Over there." Said Joey as he pointed to the armored knight lying on the ground next to the little green tunic wearing Makuba.

"Oh my god isn't he just so cute in that green tunic!?" Asked Serenity as she thought Joey pointed to Makuba. Little Makuba blushes a pink color under both of his eyes as both of his hands supported the back of his head, this only made the gang except Makuba, Serenity, and the fallen Tristan laughing out loud almost bringing tears to their eyes.

"No no. Serenity your date is lying on the ground over there." Said Joey.

"Oh... Why is he lying on the ground like that?" Asked Serenity.

"Becuase I punched him that's why." Said Joey.

"Why?" Asked his sister.

"Dunno. Just what us guy friends do." Responded Joey. Serenity cocked her eyebrow.

"Oh your date is named Tristan remember he's the guy lying on the ground, my date here is Mai, the guy wearing the great saiyaman outfit is Seto Kaiba, and that's his little brother Makuba that you just thought was cute..." Said Joey but then got a glimpse at someone standing behind his sister, the person was wearing a long trenchcoat, a feathered hat, dark sunglasses, gold chains hanging from his neck, nice shiny gold rings, a long walking cane, and some nice shiny black boots.

"Hi guys." Said the stranger.

"Bakura?" asked Joey as his eyes widened so did everyone elses.

"Yes?" Responded Bakura wearing the strange outfit.

"BAKURA?! WHY ARE DRESSED UP AS A PIMP!?" Asked Joey.

"I couldn't really find an outfit so I came as this. Hoping to be the village pimp." said Bakura.

"Hey I didn't know they had pimps back in medevil times?" Questioned Mai.

"Big brother? What's a pimp?" Asked Makuba looking up at Seto with a curious look.

To Be Continued...

Note: Why is Bakura dressed up as a pimp you might ask? Think I totally lost it huh? Well anyway this fic is almost coming towards an end so there's either three or four chapters left...